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  1. 28th June 2019, 05:06 PM #5201
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    My son told me he got a part in the new school play.


    He said he's playing a man who's been married for 25 years.


    I said, "oh well, next time you might get a speaking part."
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    I think I might have laughed a little too hard at that one... 😇
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    I think I might have laughed a little too hard at that one... 😇
    Need a clean pair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    Need a clean pair?
    No, not wearing any... 😉
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  5. 28th June 2019, 08:01 PM #5205
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    No, not wearing any... Jokes
    Far too much information. Jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    No, not wearing any... Jokes
    EEWWWWWWWWWWA thats WRONGJokes Jokes Jokes Jokes
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    i dont believe you. proof is required.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    My son told me he got a part in the new school play.


    He said he's playing a man who's been married for 25 years.


    I said, "oh well, next time you might get a speaking part."



    Yeah, it is not as though we don't offer good advice & excellent criticisms .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    i dont believe you. proof is required.
    You don’t want to go there... 😉
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  10. 30th June 2019, 06:23 PM #5210
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    I've been given 3 days off work after dropping a box of Kleenex on my foot.


    Doctor says it's a soft tissue injury.
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