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  1. 10th March 2020, 07:44 PM #5721
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    Quote Originally Posted by fclandy View Post
    ... is technically called an arachnoleptic fit.
    Or, in my case, anaphylactic. I don't fear them, but I should.. Them, and jumping ants, and bloody EU wasps. Why anyone would join the EU.... In fact, I think the wasps are German..... Now, before you Mods jump on me, read:

    Vespula germanica


    My little dance is a 'OMG RUN RUN' sorta thing. I'm not freaked out about cobwebs, we've always had those, I'm freaked out about what's caught in them. Could be a wasp......

    I'm allergic to them. I have an EpiPen. I blame the Army. Got a Redback bite back then. Surely I can sue???!! Beer is my bet bet, as my friend says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    I got fired from my job today because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer "Smoking", or "Non smoking.


    Apparently the correct terms are, "Cremation" and "Burial".
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    Quote Originally Posted by gofish View Post
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac ? He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog
    and his mate, the dyslexic devil-worshipper, sold his soul to Santa
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