Thread: Jokes

The aforementioned cocky had a visit from a distant rello from Texas (USA). Whilst showing the Yank around the property, the big hat bragged that back in Texas, he owned so much land that it took all day to drive from one side to the other. Our Aussie mate fired back "Yeah, I've got a Series in the shed, too."

I said to my wife, " Have a listen to my Batman impersonation, Up up and awayyyy".


She said, "That's Superman".


I said, " Thanks a lot, I've been practicing ".

My son is having his first tap dancing class today. I told him not to fall into the sink.

If he slips off the drainboard & catches his nuts on the tap he won't be able to Ball room dance either.

Originally Posted by gofish

No whispering allowed on the joke thread!
Unless it's whispering aloud.

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.