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  1. 22nd May 2020, 04:05 PM #6031
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I heard alcohol and sunlight can kill CoVID19 so if you see me naked and drunk in the back yard there is no need to call the police as I am conducting medical research.

    Bleach and UV light failed and caused first significant whitening from the bleach then toasting from the UV light exposure.

    Clearly there is a need to call pych services if either of above occurs. Be careful with searching for this as the mistress might be not the best to call

    Unfortunately, drinking alcohol doesn't seem to do the job, as Covid affects the lungs and heart, not the liver. However, more research may be required ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Was that only a story? I thought it really happened. Jokes

    If it was I certainly wasn't up with it. Maybe I had more to sup than what Divs has imagined.
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  3. 22nd May 2020, 05:30 PM #6033
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    I remember it well, I'm not surprised you don't Des. You ratted everyone's bags, flogging and skulling one of my 40 oz square bears!
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    I have to mention after chatting with a mate swimming in a meek 27 degrees that had I been naked in the back yard I would be blue plus. My hypothermia track record is just once in Canada. Never ever again do I put my butt in 4 degrees in a very skinny wet suite

    Do you have a mate who tells you about big fish and great sun shine - DOH I do
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    I just had a near-sex experience... my wife flashed before my eyes
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    What is that expression. “ no good without pictures”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    What is that expression. “ no good without pictures”
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    A woman confided to her girlfriend, "My ex-husband wants to marry me again." The friend said, "How flattering." The woman replied, "Not really. I think he's after the money I married him for."
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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    20 years together and the wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush.....





    So if anybody knows of a better way to get dog poo out of trainers.....


    I'm all ears.....
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    you have to stoop pretty low to pick-pocket a midget.
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