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    One One was a race horse.


    Two Two was one, too.


    One One won one race.


    Two Two won one, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I've been trying to think of an American sitcom, popular in the 80's, set in a bar in Boston.


    Any help appreciated. Cheers .
    Cheers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Cheers .
    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Cheers?
    Cheers!

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    I seem to recall Jackie Gleeson doing summat like that. He had a mate the Bartender (??) who spoke weirdly. Maybe he was constantly ****ed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    Cheers! Jokes
    Straight through to the keeper !

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    I seem to recall Jackie Gleeson doing summat like that. He had a mate the Bartender (??) who spoke weirdly. Maybe he was constantly ****ed?
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post

    That's the one Steve. Probably wouldn't be allowed to air these days, the bloke on the left always speaking in a Spastic's drawl & being a tad backward. I was wrong, the bartender was Gleeson, named Joe I think.

    Not to mention his weird Hat.

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    An octopus was sitting on the sand at the bottom of the ocean when a shark swam up and asked why it was just sitting there. The octopus replied "I am feeling a bit sea sicjk." The shark said "Hey hop on my back and I'll take you up to the surface and the sun will make you feel better." The octopus did not really trust the shark but thought well why not and hopped n its back. The shark swam to the surface and met a dolphin and said "Here is that sick squid I owe you."
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    The artists' competition ended in a draw.
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    My mate bought a microscope and asked me to show him how to use it. I said "I'm not sure if I can but I'll look into it.
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