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  1. 17th August 2020, 01:37 PM #6301
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    If having no taste is a symptom of Covid-19, should all Landcruiser drivers go and get themselves tested?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vnx205 View Post
    If having no taste is a symptom of Covid-19, should all Landcruiser drivers go and get themselves tested?
    Same could be said of new defender owners too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Its not a secret now thanks

    Its a Covid 19 Self Test

    Take a shot of Scotch, Whisky, Brandy, ... Your choice.
    Smell it. If you can smell it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of smell is one possible symptom
    Drink it. If you can taste it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of Taste is one possible symptom

    Try it a few times to be sure.

    I have to do it again today as I have a headache and red eyes and that may be a possible symptom. We need to be sure of course so repeat the test.


    Note- My Dry July is over. Two or more dry days per week is still my minimum
    Bundy, use as described by James with the added advantage, if the test is positive, the Bundy will also be the cure, slaying the virus.
    Test often.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Bundy, use as described by James with the added advantage, if the test is positive, the Bundy will also be the cure, slaying the virus.
    Test often.
    I thought Bundy was a virus...
    If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    I thought Bundy was a virus...
    Where there is no cure.
    Just look at the big fella. JokesJokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    I thought Bundy was a virus...
    It is
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    It is
    Heathen!
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    I've been trying to think of an American sitcom, popular in the 80's, set in a bar in Boston.


    Any help appreciated. Cheers .
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Heathen!
    It tastes like cool clear water AFTER it has passed through the horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    It tastes like cool clear water AFTER it has passed through the horse.
    That's not Bundy, it's Coopers.

    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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