Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by vnx205

If having no taste is a symptom of Covid-19, should all Landcruiser drivers go and get themselves tested?

Same could be said of new defender owners too...

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Its not a secret now thanks

Its a Covid 19 Self Test

Take a shot of Scotch, Whisky, Brandy, ... Your choice.
Smell it. If you can smell it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of smell is one possible symptom
Drink it. If you can taste it, its a good sign, The loss of the sense of Taste is one possible symptom

Try it a few times to be sure.

I have to do it again today as I have a headache and red eyes and that may be a possible symptom. We need to be sure of course so repeat the test.


Note- My Dry July is over. Two or more dry days per week is still my minimum

Bundy, use as described by James with the added advantage, if the test is positive, the Bundy will also be the cure, slaying the virus.
Test often.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Bundy, use as described by James with the added advantage, if the test is positive, the Bundy will also be the cure, slaying the virus.
Test often.

I thought Bundy was a virus...

Originally Posted by Homestar

I thought Bundy was a virus...

Where there is no cure.
Just look at the big fella.

Originally Posted by Homestar

I thought Bundy was a virus...

It is

Originally Posted by pop058

It is

Heathen!

I've been trying to think of an American sitcom, popular in the 80's, set in a bar in Boston.


Any help appreciated. Cheers .

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Heathen!

It tastes like cool clear water AFTER it has passed through the horse.