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    I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could come in and have a look around.
    They said no and slammed the door.
    Parents can be so cruel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    I’ll help the poor old Croweater: “ the Simpsons”

    Bloody hell is that it? Well I'll be ****ed. That is very un-spud like & certainly not up to his usual standard at all. May be a tad too much Guinness yesterday.

    Probably got it from a failed Xmas Cracker which had been thrown in the bin or grabbed it off his little nephew. Dave it was so **** weak I'm surprised even you got it.


    Keep up the good work, Spud.

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    HUMOUR
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    “Not yet! Get back in!”

    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post

    “Not yet! Get back in!”

    Recently, before his fate was sealed,, there was a similar cartoon of Trump peering out from between the Venetian Blinds "Have they finished counting yet?"

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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

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    My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 Kgs. Only have 14 to go.
    Roger


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    Old Age

    I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forget where I was going with this.
    Roger


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