Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Saitch

I can honestly say that I can't remember ever being really and truly offended.

It would seem that I'm more 'Offender' than 'Offendee', according to close sources.

I'd have to agree with you, after expending considerable effort, I'm yet to succeed.

I heard this rather sad story today,

An old gentleman suffering from depression decided to end it all so he went out into the garage, shut the door and started the car
a neighbour found him 3 days later, the gentleman was fine but the Tesla had a flat battery

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I heard this rather sad story today,

An old gentleman suffering from depression decided to end it all so he went out into the garage, shut the door and started the car
a neighbour found him 3 days later, the gentleman was fine but the Tesla had a flat battery

I dunno, nothing is reliable in this modern world we live in. A battery that doesn't last for 3 days is appalling quality.

I'd have to agree with you, after expending considerable effort, I'm yet to succeed.

I don't believe you can be trying hard enough. 'er indoors could give you a few tips.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I heard this rather sad story today,

An old gentleman suffering from depression decided to end it all so he went out into the garage, shut the door and started the car
a neighbour found him 3 days later, the gentleman was fine but the Tesla had a flat battery

Another downside to electric vehicles

Anybody remember those round "Gobstoppers" lollies we had as kids:

Little Johnny was sucking on one in class one day when it popped out of his mouth and rolled across the floor.

His teacher was having none of this: "Who's got black balls", she called out indignantly.

Not one to hesitate, Billy straight away piped up:

Nat King Cole - When You're Smiling - Bing video

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Another downside to electric vehicles

I reckon, & not enough to electroplate one self either.

During the recent Washington Capitol insurrection a security guard came running in to the chamber and said "I've come to warn you that the Trump supporters are revolting" and VP Pence answered "Yes, and they are not happy about the election results either".