Jokes

**V8Ian** · 5th August 2021, 06:05 PM

It’s the Bledisloe Cup decider and a Wallabies supporter makes his way to his prime seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbouring All Blacks fan if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bledisloe Cup game we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

**Gav 110** · 6th August 2021, 08:58 AM

What sort of bees make milk?

Boobees

**cuppabillytea** · 6th August 2021, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Gav 110

What sort of bees make milk?

Boobees

Yay! I'm off to the land of milk and honey.

**Eevo** · 6th August 2021, 03:18 PM

What does a puppy and a gynecologist with bad eyesight have in common ?
A wet nose .....

**350RRC** · 6th August 2021, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

What does a puppy and a gynecologist with bad eyesight have in common ?
A wet nose .....

Not with the dried arrangements though.........

**Eevo** · 8th August 2021, 12:44 AM

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us too."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place... the grass is almost a foot high!"