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  1. 10th August 2021, 09:17 AM #7371
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Does note state what gauge they are...
    I'd guess at 00.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That should be a cert for inclusion in the local Police Watch House Library Collection.
    And the sequel "How to fall on top of someone falling down stairs".
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    And the sequel "How to fall on top of someone falling down stairs".



    Of course, but I think that mainly caused the problems with the hobnail boots that coppers wore. Sometimes the boot would accidentally fall on some poor miscreant's mush who didn't want to answer pertinent questions. Tricky combinations Hobnails & uncarpeted stairs.
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    The Joke is in the bold-face 'Description' in this advert for a R/C Landrover...

    (Hint:- it's intended environment......)

    Mn99s a rtr model with 2/3 battery 1/12 2.4g 4wd rc car for land rover vehicles indoor toys Sale - Banggood.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    The Joke is in the bold-face 'Description' in this advert for a R/C Landrover...

    (Hint:- it's intended environment......)

    Mn99s a rtr model with 2/3 battery 1/12 2.4g 4wd rc car for land rover vehicles indoor toys Sale - Banggood.com
    I also laughed at the list of "Frequently bought together" list of accessories. Toys closely imitating life...

    Screenshot 2021-08-11 at 10-47-43 MN99s A RTR Model with 2 3 Battery 1 12 2 4G 4WD RC Car for La.jpg

    Screenshot 2021-08-11 at 10-47-59 MN99s A RTR Model with 2 3 Battery 1 12 2 4G 4WD RC Car for La.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    I take your point Sash, but it does make one wonder whether it really, really does matter about Social Distancing or is it a load of crap.
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