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    Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

    Now - Not a Land Rover (2018 Dmax)
    Was - 2008 D3 SE 4.0l V6
    Was - 2000 D2 TD5 with much fruit.

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    Man walks into pub and drops a piece of asphalt on the bar, says "I'll have a beer and one for the road".
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

    Now - Not a Land Rover (2018 Dmax)
    Was - 2008 D3 SE 4.0l V6
    Was - 2000 D2 TD5 with much fruit.

    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    And wonders if there is a dog.
    2005 D3 TDV6 Present
    1999 D2 TD5 Gone

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    I must get my dyslexia sorted out.

    I bought a car off ebay last week with no reserve.

    The damn thing won't go backwards.

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    I was told joining a gym would be really good for my health....


    Apparently, you've also got to go there?


    If true - Is Refusing to go to the gym is resistance training?

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