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  1. 4th May 2024, 10:35 AM #8911
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    , she said " well it's not my job "
    Bet she didn't. Bet she used probably the most common of all apostrophe errors and said "its not my job".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    I know it is a joke, but the apostrophe in Suzuki really annoyed me. ( I really must get out more )
    Only the Suzuki's () got the unnecessary apostrophe, not the Fords.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    I know it is a joke, but the apostrophe in Suzuki really annoyed me. ( I really must get out more )
    Quote Originally Posted by DieselLSE View Post
    Me too. How could such a witty copywriter be so grammatically ignorant?
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    aaa'h, the errant apostrophe... I see folk so afraid of them that theyre refuse to usem at all.
    Maybe join this society

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    Good find Colin,

    Was it dear old Spike who said " I would not join any society that would have me " ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogarthde View Post
    Good find Colin,

    Was it dear old Spike who said " I would not join any society that would have me " ?
    Maybe, but I think Groucho said it first:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Maybe, but I think Groucho said it first....
    Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?
    He was the founding member.
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    [QUOTE=RANDLOVER;3225245]Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?

    A few years ago in Southern Africa, the guide showed us ginourmous straw nests hanging in trees, built and occupied by ' sociable weaver birds '.

    I posed the question " what happens if a bird becomes unsociable, is it kicked out and starts building an unsociable colony ?"

    The guide was perplexed, as most in the group, only a kiwi couple and two nurses from Brisvegas had a smile.
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