Reply With QuoteWhat's the difference between a colonoscopy and an endoscopy?
The taste.
OldBushie
SubscriberA pair of Siamese Twins walk into a pub in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet lads?"
"Off to America next month," says John. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim ?"
"Ah, America!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country, New York, L.A., Vegas…..."
"Nah, we don't like that American crap." says John. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, ay Jim ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."
Jim, with a smile, agrees.
"So why keep going to America?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
'sit bonum tempora volvunt'
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What's the difference between a colonoscopy and an endoscopy?
The taste.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
YarnMaster
One is an innuendo.
Cheers
Cynical Moi?
There is me thinking it is a Mexican popular family Car.Originally Posted by austastar
LordRover
SubscriberThat’s how my last one felt.There is me thinking it is a Mexican popular family Car.
I hope it really was my last.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
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1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
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ForumSage
SubscriberI've had one of each. Lucky for me they were on different days.
Dave.
I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."
1983 RR gone (wish I kept it)
1996 TDI ES.
2003 TD5 HSE
1987 Isuzu County
YarnMaster
Subscriber
If both have to done on the same day just make sure they do the endoscopy first.I've had one of each. Lucky for me they were on different days.
2024 RRS on the road
2011 D4 3.0 in the drive way
1999 D2 V8, in heaven
1984 RRC, in hell
Super Moderator
You just pinched my line.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
ForumSage
SubscriberTwo events. I woke up with the tube in my mouth. Second... The machine broke down half way through a colonoscopy. Had to have a second one. Mind you the procedure is ok but it is the prep that gives you all the fun
Jim VK2MAD
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'17 Isuzu D-Max
Master
Never had either, ...tho Billy Connolly 's version of his innuendo was hilarious .
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