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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    My POS gets 20l / 100km................... using LPG.

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    The 57 seat 'Karl Benz' I drive gets 7 - 8 mpg on diesel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Well timed for me this weekend and you next.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Well timed for me this weekend and you next.
    I'm going to borrow that Ian

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    What does Santa wear under his red suit?........


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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    What does Santa wear under his red suit?........


    The Ho's what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselLSE View Post
    The Ho's what?
    Negotiable affections?
    ​JayTee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Negotiable affections?
    ... 'of variable virtue '

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    IMG_6215.jpg
    Rinse, and repeat.
    ​JayTee

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    Hi,
    Ajay Bhatt must dread having his coffin behaving in a similar manner
    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by austastar View Post
    Hi,
    Ajay Bhatt must dread having his coffin behaving in a similar manner
    Cheers
    Perhaps it would be appropriate.
    ​JayTee

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