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  1. 28th March 2025, 11:36 AM #9151
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    The same teacher was telling the class about the evils of drink and to make a point on how dangerous it is she demonstrated by dropping a worm into a glass of water. The worm wriggled and swam around quite happily and then she took it out and dropped it into a glass of scotch. It quickly died. She then asked the class what they learnt about the experiment. Little Johnnie answered " if you drink scotch you won't get worms"
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    Saw a bloke today, running a deer around a paddock. He was getting it in training for the upcoming, Linville Deer Races. He's trying to make a fast buck, apparently!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    Saw a bloke today, running a deer around a paddock. He was getting it in training for the upcoming, Linville Deer Races. He's trying to make a fast buck, apparently!
    He’s going to lose his doe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    He’s going to lose his doe.
    Not before the punters fawn over the odds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    Not before the punters fawn over the odds...
    10 points for that one.
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    A 95 year old man fronted court charged with rape. They dismissed the case because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court, so they reduced the charge to assault with a dead weapon.
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    I hadn't herd of deer racing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I hadn't herd of deer racing.
    Neither had I. It's usually dear, in my experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    Not before the punters fawn over the odds...
    Going to have to ruminate on that one.
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