Master
SupporterThe same teacher was telling the class about the evils of drink and to make a point on how dangerous it is she demonstrated by dropping a worm into a glass of water. The worm wriggled and swam around quite happily and then she took it out and dropped it into a glass of scotch. It quickly died. She then asked the class what they learnt about the experiment. Little Johnnie answered " if you drink scotch you won't get worms"
Super Moderator
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
OldBushie
SubscriberSaw a bloke today, running a deer around a paddock. He was getting it in training for the upcoming, Linville Deer Races. He's trying to make a fast buck, apparently!
'sit bonum tempora volvunt'
LordRover
SubscriberHe’s going to lose his doe.Originally Posted by Saitch
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
Super Moderator
SupporterNot before the punters fawn over the odds...
ForumSage
10 points for that one.
Master
SupporterA 95 year old man fronted court charged with rape. They dismissed the case because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court, so they reduced the charge to assault with a dead weapon.
ForumSage
SupporterI hadn't herd of deer racing.
2005 D3 TDV6 Present
1999 D2 TD5 Gone
LordRover
SubscriberNeither had I. It's usually dear, in my experience.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
LordRover
SubscriberGoing to have to ruminate on that one.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
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