Thread: Jokes

I just want to live in a kinder, gentler world, where a chicken can cross the road without it's motives being questioned

What's the difference between pink & purple ?





Grip

My car broke down. I called the RAC who told me my battery maybe flat!


I asked "what shape should it be?"

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body, but then I was born.

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The anagram of customers is store scum.

"Energy prices could lift anywhere from 0.5 per cent to 9.7 per cent in different parts of the national electricity grid, in figures released on Monday.The Australian Energy Regulator (AER) released a default market offer — essentially a price safety net — which limits what retailers can charge customers in New South Wales, South-East Queensland and South Australia.
The prices are meant to protect customers who don't shop around, as well as provide consistency so that people can compare alternative retailers.
The offer takes into account issues like what customers can afford, the cost of the overall system, and the need for the different parts of it to make a profit.
In its report, the operator says the cost-of-living crisis has been among the top of its considerations.
"In setting (prices), one of these matters is electricity affordability, which remains a top cost-of-living issue for households and concern for small businesses and was raised by many stakeholders as part of this process.""

Getting Solar on my new place quick

That's not funny, but I think you'll be laughing all the way to the bank if you get solar and batteries as the retailers pay so little for any power you generate.