Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

My car broke down. I called the RAC who told me my battery maybe flat!


I asked "what shape should it be?"

Reminds me of when my son landed his first job in the USA. First day of training the class were all handed tablets

The one my son got did have a flat battery. He put his hand up and announced to the instructor that his tablet was flat.

He said der, we know that. At first he was wondering what sort of idiot do we have here.

In the USA they don't say flat battery. They say that the battery is dead or it has died.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Some are Funny jokes, some are Sick and some are just a JOKE!!!



Did an application for a role a few weeks ago with a Government department here. Applied for 2nd spot advertised with the same Government department. The medicals, police checks and application process took a few days in time and cost several hundred. I just duplicated the same process and costs for the 2nd role giving exactly the same details to the same Government department.

That has to be a JOKE Pathetic one I would fully agree

Hope you get the job, knowing the government you'll probably get both.

Elon Musk cant even do an original design

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red

I'm currently writing a book about beer. At the moment, I'm on my 8th draught.

Unfortunately, I have come to a standstill. I don't know whether it's caused by 'Brewer's Block' or 'Writer's Droop'.