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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Well, the thread does say Jokes. It didn't specify GOOD jokes.

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    I've been hitting all my KPI's at work lately with a 100% strike rate of Keeping People Irritated.
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    Might be old, but still very pertinent. Summer? What's that?

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    You just can't compliment people anymore. I was at a team building exercise and they said I should say something nice about my colleague, so I said "I think he would be a very enthusiastic lover".
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    Meanderthals are a race of primitive people that can still be found wandering around Europe today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Meanderthals are a race of primitive people that can still be found wandering around Europe today.
    Quite a few round Collingwood as well, I've noticed.
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    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    DEI at its most extreme. Perhaps.
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    All week I've had this recurring dream of being a horse.

    That's seven nights, on the trot!
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    All week I've had this recurring dream of being a horse.

    That's seven nights, on the trot!
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    Snails or Escargot are my FAV Vietnamese pastry. They are called "Pain aux raisins" in the UK. The best of them are good enough to die for.

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