Thread: Irish Vasectomy

Originally Posted by RonMcGr

Another, and this may upset some... however

An interesting parable.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than our Aussie flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on. If not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Hold on - you were the one who wanted political threads banned - and now you post this (narrow) mindless drivel. Words escape me...

What really $hits me - is why do the uk immigrants - who are at most about 5th-6th generation by now, think they have any more rights than the other inhabitants of this country???

Go and read/listen to the lyrics of the HERD song "wake up" - to quote them - "don't want to live in England - that's f'ing tough"

Originally Posted by RonMcGr

Another, and this may upset some... however

An interesting parable.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than our Aussie flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on. If not, continue cleaning up the poop!

What a rubbish analogy.

Can see this thread being deleted before I wake up this arvo

Originally Posted by rovercare

Can see this thread being deleted before I wake up this arvo

Sadly its still here!

Wake up to yourselves, you bunch of so and so's!
Unless you're an aboriginal, you're all immigrants. We are a nation of immigrants.

Ah, we're all immigrants, including Aborigines!

All we have to do is work together for something better!

Not prey on each other, ostracize minorities, and sponge off the system. What a place Oz could be then!

But that means stopping child abuse (which seems the root cause of most career criminals behaviour and adult psych issues), instilling work ethic into those that don't have any (something that is not usually an issue with immigrants) and not being narrow minded.

Where do we start??????????

Where do we start??????????

Common decency and respect for others is a good start.

Isn't this supposed to be for comments on the above joke of incisor

Baz.

Originally Posted by incisor

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand, Tasmania, and on NSW rugby league supporters.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats going up on the Fridge at work.



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