I can see.......... Stars !

[abaddonxi]

is that possible:eek:???

The power of the stars thread.

It's the AULRO equivalent of The Stig.


Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

It's the AULRO equivalent of The Stig.


Cheers
Simon



you know,,,
I've often thought that,,,
:angel:

[Cap]

Not wanting to 'miss out' here, ill post something.

Washed the Disco this morning, vacummed her up, cleaned the internals and removed grime. She looks a million dollars now :cool:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

hmm,,
ok stooge
you get 10 points for wanting to keep the stars thread alive,,
however you lose 7 points for posting something that makes sense.

and for making the rest of us feel guilty:p

[VladTepes]

Nearly up to the next page where it will be

Stars on 485
Keep on burning in your eyes
We can work it out
Remember twist and shout
....

etc

[incisor]

bless you mr vlad, i needed that tune in my head, NOT!

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/05/97.jpg

[100I]

you've been waiting for that moment for weeks haven't you.

And now you'll have that song in your head for the rest of the day. And so will everyone who reads it. And you will all whistle just one verse and all your workmates will be infected. And they will go home whistling it to their partner. The butterfly effect takes hold. It makes it way after some months to a fledgling artist who covers it and it is released to the masses. It gets plugged by your favorite station for many weeks and you will love what they have done with it. You'll then blow your kids minds with your knowledge of the latest music by whistling the tune and knowing all the words...

[JohnE]

Its a clear night here and i see lots of stars outside.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

not at the moment,,,
but will be sleeping under them friday and saturday
nights,,,
on a boat,,,
north western edge of fraser,,,(Rooneys)


(in the best LandyAndy Tradition)
one sleep to go!!!:D

[Ken]

On a boat fishing looking at the stars now theres a thought :D

[abaddonxi]

Does anyone else count passing satellites when they are out camping?

17 is our highest count for one evening and that was sat in the State Forest at Coopernook on the way home from collecting Castrol in February

Was that one satellite seventeen time or seventeen different satellites?

Do you get more or less points for repeats?

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Sure. Not all satellites are heostationary and the ones that aren't have varying orbital heights (and therefore times) depending on what the satellites are there for.



Does that sound sufficiently accurate ?


I hope so coz I just made it up !

[abaddonxi]

I think this deserves a thread all of its own coz there are some know it alls on this forum.
I'm off to post it now :D

You wouldn't want to sully the stars thread with content.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Perish the Thought !!!!!

[VladTepes]

The STARS thread is perfect for an empty headed blonde :D

Like me


This you ?

http://www.mailorderexpress.com/shop/prdpics/119145.jpg

[VladTepes]

She's not quite as good looking as me though :p

I suspect I'm going to regret this one way or another.......




PROVE IT !

[VladTepes]

Go on. Don't be shy. I'll start.


My avatar is misleading, I'm actually devilishly handsome...











https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/05/75.jpg

[VladTepes]

Oh you're a dirty girl !






(Leaning against that Defender and standing in that mud will do that !)

[abaddonxi]

Ah, that'd be the pic of you on your US tour.:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Nah the photo place just printed the negative the wrong way around.... ;)

[abaddonxi]

Then she's wearing blokes jeans.:eek:

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Are you telling me the fly is the other way on blokes jeans? :eek:

Yeah.

Another stars moment.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

You know why ?

Blokes jeans are designed to let things OUT of the fly while women's are designed to let things in.

[easo]

I need to buy the wife some jeans then.:)

[Quarks]

so what's the fly on the tent for? :confused::confused::confused:

[abaddonxi]

so what's the fly on the tent for? :confused::confused::confused:

To keep the mozzies out while you're both playing with your flies.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

To keep the mozzies out while you're both playing with your flies.

Cheers
Simon


Is that like pulling the legs off blowflies and turning them into walks :D:twisted:

Whatever works for you.:D

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

I thought I'd be clever and get a picture of a "wingless fly" assuming I might find some sort of lame cartoon.

Instead I got this:

http://images.google.com/images?q=wingless+fly&gbv=2&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&start=0&sa=N

Who'd have thought ?!

[incisor]

I thought I'd be clever and get a picture of a "wingless fly" assuming I might find some sort of lame cartoon.

Instead I got this:

http://images.google.com/images?q=wingless+fly&gbv=2&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&start=0&sa=N

Who'd have thought ?!
obviously not you....

[abaddonxi]

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-gene-kelly-singing-in-the-rain-2400101.jpg

[RobHay]

A wingless fly..........................That's called a 'walk' isn't it :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

is he GOD?
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/06/443.jpg

[abaddonxi]

No, he's just a very naughty boy.

:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[DiscoTDI]

ROFLMAO thats no a look of comfort is it:D:D

[blitz]

OMG now thats bloody funny

OO OO OO look I've cracked 400

Blythe

[blitz]

AH hahahahahahahaha

wish I'd thought of it :D:D:D

Blythe

[Pedro_The_Swift]

hmmm over a week without a post,,,
soon fix that.

[scrambler]

hmmm over a week without a post,,,
soon fix that.
Getting jealous of the diff protector thread, are we?

[abaddonxi]

Enough of these pretender threads, back to the real McCoy.

Cheers
Simon

[easo]

Getting jealous of the diff protector thread, are we?


Looks like it, still no competion.

Down the rebbles!!!

[scrambler]

Looks like it, still no competion.

Down the rebbles!!!
I think the whole "self-abuse" section could be transferred to this thread without looking out of place :p

And as for your slurs on my mental health, Easo...




























You're probably right :D

[easo]

This thread gets more use than yhe flash chat chat room.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and its just perfect for---

[Pedro_The_Swift]

these kind of ----

[Pedro_The_Swift]

things,,;)


7000

read 'em and weep boys,,,,
every one a gem.
:D

[Phoenix]

Damn, you've been busy pedro, next milestone is 500 pages of this thread ;)

[easo]

Shoulden't be too hard to crack that. With a little hard work and a lot of booze.


If you drink and post on this thread.









Your a clever bugger.:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[easo]

I realy gotta learn how to spell

[abaddonxi]

things,,;)


7000

read 'em and weep boys,,,,
every one a gem.
:D


We're not worthy, we're not worthy.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2549/wayne.jpg

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Damn, you've been busy pedro, next milestone is 500 pages of this thread ;)
you're actually catching me hand over foot Pheonix
:p;):D


and as for you NM,,
most people who live with a nurse will have the same answer for you--
:p

[abaddonxi]

and here I was thinking I could rely on a friend for sympathy :D

Bet you'd have given it if I told you I came home in tears the other night after copping a fist in the face....and I really did too. Old Ba$tard!! :mad:

So I guess the toothache is better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper?

:D:D:D

How many times in your life do you get to use that straight line?

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Um, you said fist not fish, eh?

Bum.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and here I was thinking I could rely on a friend for sympathy :D

Bet you'd have given it if I told you I came home in tears the other night after copping a fist in the face....and I really did too. Old Ba$tard!! :mad:

I hope the wardies sorted him out:mad:
:bat::wallbash:

[easo]

Sympathy shot you blokes....

I've got a nasty toothache after visit to the dentist to fix my toothache :( The local is just wearing off. She said it would hurt :( It does :dbcry:

There there, its all right. Go ask numpty for a hug or a kipper.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[JohnE]

This is nearing the halfway mark, 500 pages,

500 pages of, what the hell is this about, a story about nothing, any tips on the outcome, just when i thought it was getting interesting, someone goes and cracks a joke, keep em coming.


john

[easo]

Is there a prize for who takes poll position on the 500th page?

[abaddonxi]

Yeah, just another episode of Lost.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Is there a prize for who takes poll position on the 500th page?

be a brave man that takes that away from Numptys
Missus:eek:

[abaddonxi]

be a brave man that takes that away from Numptys
Missus:eek:

Would've thought 5000th post would be Vlad's prerogative.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

does Vlad still own Landys?:p:o:angel:

[abaddonxi]

500th page? :D


Only if you're viewing 9.822 posts per page.

:D

Cheers
Simon

[easo]

Mine comes up as page 492. Should go for 5000th post in stead.

[easo]

Thats 96 post to go.

[scrambler]

Thats 96 post to go.
95 (I had to add more - two characters was not enough)

[abaddonxi]

95 (I had to add more - two characters was not enough)
Damn those post-whore rules.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

500th page? :D

practise??:p

[dobbo]

500th page? :D


Vlad is throwing us all a party when we get 500 pages, he said so somewhere in this thread, but I am not looking into it to quote him

[Grizzly_Adams]

Ah but that's what the search function is for :cool:

[BigJon]

500th page? :D

Without actually going back and checking, I believe this is my first post in here too!

[EchiDna]

more grist to the mill :)

[scrambler]

****, I promised a party at 500 pages. If this keeps up I'll have to go out tomorrow and buy some sausages and beer !


Dont think we havent forgotten Vlad---



and trips around the block in the LSE too wasnt it??


hmmmmmm, something to look forward toooooooooooo.....


c'mon Vlad we want more than snags:mad:

500 pages should entitle us to chops :D :D


Mate you pay for the petrol and you can drive it yourself.

So MANY promises :D September, 2006

[scrambler]

Without actually going back and checking, I believe this is my first post in here too!
Right you are, big fella!

[easo]

I could go a party....
lets rev this thing up then :D:D:D
:burnrubber::burnrubber::burnrubber::burnrubber:
That means everone get to the boozer get a skin full and post-post-post.
Think of the beer. This is not a task to be taken sober.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Pedro Mate, just for you....I shaved my legs :D:D:D:D:D

What do I do with the hairy back tho :eek::eek::twisted::twisted:

if I were you,,
I'd roll it over
:angel:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

live with it.;)

[DiscoTDI]

Dont think Pedro would be too fussed:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

:eek::eek::eek:
:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

amazing the proportion of landy owners that shoot stuff,,,:eek:

[solmanic]

What's this doing down on page 8! Back up to the top my old, pointless friend...

[DiscoTDI]

I remember when this started, back in the day:p:D

[dobbo]

the star thread almost deserves to be a "sticky" :D:D


Theres enough crap in it it is sticky, I feel dirty posting in it.

[abaddonxi]

A long, long time ago.

Now do we go Star Wars,






or do we go Don McLean?

Cheers
Simon

[DiscoTDI]

A long, long time ago.

Now do we go Star Wars,






or do we go Don McLean?

Cheers
Simon

Try a little from each;)

[Pedro_The_Swift]

In a galaxy I can still remember--

[incisor]

In a galaxy I can still remember--
not on the blue ones today pete ? hehehehe

[Pedro_The_Swift]

mmmmm, blue ones.

[abaddonxi]

The music used to make me cry, 'I am your father, Luke.'

:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[scrambler]

The music used to make me cry, 'I am your father, Luke.'

:D:D

Cheers
Simon
Are you? :eek2:

[abaddonxi]

Are you? :eek2:
Ah, Darth Vader not am I, young Jedi.

Cheers
Y

[Pedro_The_Swift]

peeeuuwuuu!
put that helmet back on man!!
put it on!:ninja:

[abaddonxi]

Does that mean so far I kick both your arses and that im lord of this thread.
:twisted: :twisted:
Until Big Bugga turns up anyway


hehehehehehe
Mick

Mu-um he hijacked the stars thread.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Trying to find the root of all evil and realised that Ace only has 5000 posts stored in forum database. Same for the rest of you in the plus 5000 club.

I think there needs to be a great levelling. The top eight posters should all be equal.

Stars.

[incisor]

lalalalalalalala is all i have to say.....

[Pedro_The_Swift]

DONT even think about it Inc---


as for YOU simon,,,,


:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

[blitz]

Oh gee wouldnt it be terrible if some how the computer lost the posts and we all had to start from scratch

:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Ah hahahahahaah

no joking really well sort of

Blythe

[Pedro_The_Swift]

just keep posting/talking Blythe,,

you'll get there,,:D


but remember!!
everyone MUST MUST MUST be a gem!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

except this one:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

or this:angel:

[incisor]

sigh... pedro the pontifical....

[shorty943]

Okay, I'll just look at the number on my CP.
Definately NOT in the order of many yet.:)


Shorty.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

only 3 pages to go!!!

[Quarks]

Now, why could I see the precious stone list coming? :angel:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I always thought a black opal is worth more than a diamond--









Mrs Pedro argues the point:lol2:

[abaddonxi]

GEM scones :p:p:p:twisted:

Date scones

[abaddonxi]

Pumpkin scones, thanks Flo.

[easo]

Nothin nutty then

[HangOver]

I draw the line at eating ANYTHING with DATES in :p:p:p:p:twisted::twisted:

i've been on a few dates but I never wanted to put any in a scone
:confused::D:D

[RobHay]

I draw the line at eating ANYTHING with DATES in :p:p:p:p:twisted::twisted:

I generally try to avoid eating my dates......makes their husbands upset:o

[JohnE]

I generally try to avoid eating my dates......makes their husbands upset:o



In order to make more posts the subject matter shifts and changes, my that sounds profound.
I have worked out 5 years for me = nearly 700 odd posts, = 2.607.. per day, I m glad i don't talk a lot.

I have a pumpkin whats the best way to eat it? soup, scones or in the oven. Now have to remember to come back here!


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Look out STARS!!!!
heres an ANTI hijack!!!
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=27940&page=7

[scrambler]

A serious question AND a serious answer - on the STARS thread?

Look what the post whores are getting up to now! ;)

[JohnE]

thanks pedro what a photo, now I know what the pumpkin is, got it as a barter.

now, have to get a camp oven, maybe just show the photo to the cook.



john

[JohnE]

well rob started it talking about eating something!!!!

see back to the centre with this, no highjacking, just a small tangent!!


john

[JohnE]

Just noticed its nearly on 500 pages of nothing.



john

[scrambler]

Just noticed its nearly on 500 pages of nothing.



john
And now a light seasoning of something ;)

All we need is a serious technical question - THAT would be a thread hijack!

[JohnE]

Hey steve
i like tangents better, doesn;t sound as scary as hijacking!

a technical question let me think now,
heres one, why are the back support knobs on the disco, for the drivers and passenger seats on the inside , ie in the middle, shouldn't they be on the outside.

john

[scrambler]

Hey steve
i like tangents better, doesn;t sound as scary as hijacking!

a technical question let me think now,
heres one, why are the back support knobs on the disco, for the drivers and passenger seats on the inside , ie in the middle, shouldn't they be on the outside.

john
Tangent, then ;)

I don't know the answer, sorry. We need a proper answer, though, so I won't guess.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

oooooo--


close!

[DiscoTDI]

oooo!!! nearly 500 pages

[DiscoTDI]

I wonder if this will do it:cool:

[DiscoTDI]

bugger it didnt:mad:

[Blknight.aus]

can

[DiscoTDI]

That did:D

[Blknight.aus]

_I_

[Blknight.aus]

break

[Blknight.aus]

the

[dobbo]

Hey this is page 500 Vlad owes us all a BBQ

[Blknight.aus]

post

[DiscoTDI]

I think everyone in AULRO should turn up:D

[Blknight.aus]

5000?

[DiscoTDI]

5002:p

[Blknight.aus]

nope But I get to do the initial service post... Are we really this bored?

[DiscoTDI]

Page 500 didnt last long:D

[Blknight.aus]

what page 500 Ive only got 126.... you got a long way to go yet, just past 1/4 way.... wonder if its going to go like a tank of diesel out of a deefer, the first 1/4 takes ages and then it gets progressively quicker till you hit empty...

ever wonder why they dont do that the other way around make the first 1/4 go really quick and then have each sucessive quater last longer.

sort of like watching a one sided football game really the first quater goes quick the others just draggg and slooowww untiiilllll iiittt seeemmms liiikkkeee tiiimeee hasss stopped....

[DiscoTDI]

:confused:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

bugger it didnt:mad:


nice-

"Top Of The 500th Page Post"


we waited,, what 5 years? Inc?
and you say


"buggar it didnt"



goodonya.






:p

[EchiDna]

and 5000+ posts in the thread too...

why isn't the top of page 500 post 5000?? weirdness....

[scrambler]

and 5000+ posts in the thread too...

why isn't the top of page 500 post 5000?? weirdness....
For the same reason that the new millenium started in 2001 :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

So.

onwards to--

1000 pages!!!!

[DiscoTDI]

and so it was written:p

[abaddonxi]

Damn, fall asleep for an hour and miss the fireworks.

Simon

[JohnE]

no more serious stuff, a new millenium dawns.



john

[JohnE]

I just noticed have added more numbers to mine

when was vlad shouting a barbeque



john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

[Apologies to Arthur C Clark]

What's the deal with the stars ?

How many posts = how many stars of what colour?


Cheers

VladTepes


Bow down to my authority
Worship me like the God that I am

Hmmm take the red tablet now Mick and its time for you to go night night


Mick, I think you may have the fever, better take the blue pill today.

The stars, and names kick in at a certain number of posts that you have made, however I have no idea what each of the steps are.

Maybe one of the mods could tell us?


what!

and take all the mystery out of it .... sheesh :!:

8O


Cul, you will be glad to know that I just made 50 posts and got another star.

You only got about 12 to go...

I reckon I probably got at least another 50.....

It's a long road we walk.


seesh ! red star envy !

poor poor timmo, you need to get a grip!

8O


obviously a single GOLD star,,,

then,,

Sleepless in AULRO
The Malteese Rover
Raider of the lost 90
The Silence of the V8i'S
Dances with Wolf's


:wink:


If my miscalculations are correct this will be my 200th post. https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Time flies when you are having fun. https://www.aulro.com/afvb/


Well done to One_iota and VladTepes on joining the coveted red star club......


Know the feeling Vlad. I'm booked in for therapy/counselling. Its one thing to have a LR obsession but this red star thing is quite a worrying matter.


It sure is, and I think i'll need a serious therapy session with three red stars :?






hows that therapy going Phoenix?
:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I think 13 is a record:eek:

[FenianEel]

I think 13 is a record:eek:

It is actually....Blur's sixth album released in 1999

[Pedro_The_Swift]

:eek::eek:

13 is the sixth album (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Album) by English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) rock band (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_band) Blur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blur_%28band%29), released in March (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March) 1999 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999). The album peaked at #1 in the UK Albums Chart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_Albums_Chart), while only charting at #80 in the Billboard 200 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_200) (U.S.). It also spawned three hit singles: "Tender (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tender_%28song%29)", "Coffee & TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_%26_TV)" and "No Distance Left to Run (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Distance_Left_to_Run)". 13 sees the band moving further away from their Britpop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britpop) past into more cerebral and denser musical territory. The album is inspired by Damon Albarn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damon_Albarn)'s breakup with Elastica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elastica_%28band%29) singer Justine Frischmann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justine_Frischmann), reportedly caused by the latter's heroin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin) addiction. Two of the singles - "Tender (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tender_%28song%29)" and "No Distance Left to Run (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Distance_Left_to_Run)" describe Albarn's love for Frischmann. The music video for the hit single "Coffee & TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_%26_TV)" cemented Blur's reputation as a cult band in the U.S. with its protagonist Milky. The video gained heavy airplay on many modern rock channels in America.
In 2004, the album was packaged with 2003's Think Tank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_Tank_%28album%29) in a limited edition box set (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_set) as part of EMI (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMI)'s "2CD Originals" collection.

[abaddonxi]

never erd of blur!!

were they once "trout in a white wine sauce"?.....:D

Nah, Bleah is a kebab and a bottle of red wine in the gutter.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/07/155.jpg

or are we off monotremes now ?

[abaddonxi]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/07/155.jpg

or are we off monotremes now ?

Might be a little difficult for it to deliver all the slabs of beer on its back, but an echidna will be fine.

You missed the milestone.

Cheers
Simon

[scrambler]

Speaking of beer ...

Do you have a date for the BBQ yet, Vlad?

[fernockulated]

what page 500 Ive only got 126.... you got a long way to go yet, just past 1/4 way.... wonder if its going to go like a tank of diesel out of a deefer, the first 1/4 takes ages and then it gets progressively quicker till you hit empty...



well mine is actually on page 252,it all depends on your settings as to how many posts per page is viewed,somewhere in the settings section in the numerous tabs to chose from up above ,is a place where you can choose either number of posts per page per view,may be ten or fifteen or twenty viewed at a time,so that then determines the page number that you are viewing,make sense?????:confused:

[EchiDna]

http://www.idilium.com/Australian_Wildlife/images/echidna.jpg

or are we off monotremes now ?


hey I resemble that! :o

[EchiDna]

do do do do....do do do do.....

13 days and no post in the stars thread :eek:

Phear (the monotreme) is having withdrawals

Here you go Kidna...its back on top :D:D;)

tanks MrsNumpty! :D

[scrambler]

Used to have one at my old place, came digging up the garden in the night. Saw him/her (didn't try to find out ;)) out and about in the local parks, then one day, slightly flatter on a nearby road :(

[Quiggers]

Sadly, the only echidnas I see around here have expired, some locals say wombats dont exist here at all, but like many echidnas, they're roadkill....

Never seen a flattened koala in ten years, but apparently there are lots of them locally....or are there.. or do they know about cars 'n' trucks....?

Must be millions of wallabies tho'...

GQ

[DiscoTDI]

Its better with beer;)

[abaddonxi]

Be bold with bananas! (http://www.artybees.co.nz/bizarre-book-pages/cookingandcraft-be-bold-bananas.htm)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[abaddonxi]

Page 18.

Back from the dead.

:D:D

Sorreee.

NOT

Cheers
Simon

[EchiDna]

page 18?? ....


geez where have all the spammers gone? ;)

[abaddonxi]

Too cold to go outside and look up.


Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

for old times sake,,,,





SPAM

[incisor]

sigh...

spam a lam...

[abaddonxi]

Now I'll have Black Betty sruck in my head

Thanks Inc :D

As long as it's Nick Cave and not the other version.
:D

Cheers
Simon

[incisor]

Now I'll have Black Betty sruck in my head

Thanks Inc :D

pleasure was all mine :P

i already had it stuck.....

[easo]

This thread has to be hiting a guines record. over 26,000 veiws and over 5000 posts.

Easo

[Quarks]

you can get guinness in this thread?

:twobeers:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

you want a guiness?
here,,
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/10/1594.jpg

[JohnE]

Gee forgot about the some thing about nothing thread, it got hidden quickly.
Ok now what, don't like guinness, but the rain has stopped a reschs real will do for me thanks.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I'd be divorced rather quickly:D

[EchiDna]

This thread has to be hiting a guines record. over 26,000 veiws and over 5000 posts.

Easo

not even in the same ballpark as this one:

http://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php't=2298&page=5527

5527 pages, 110,527 replies. we are not worthy. :wasntme:

[abaddonxi]

a 200Tdi would just about be the perfect commuter,,
:)

Wash your mouth out.

Pedro's turning to the dark side.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

did I say that:eek:

[abaddonxi]

I have a feeling that this one is going to haunt you.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[incisor]

yep..... i can guarantee it will haunt :P

[Quarks]

one day, you'll look back and wonder how you had the ghoul to say that :D

:wasntme:

[100I]

Great minds thought alike.

You're dooomed Mr Swift
:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!






BOO!

[DiscoDan]

you can get guinness in this thread?

:twobeers:
Prefer KilKenny:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

WOT,,, he doesnt die enough now for you???

[DiscoTDI]

WOT,,, he doesnt die enough now for you???


Not everyone watches South Park Pedro:rolleyes:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

wow,, I've heard of slow audiences,,
but 3 days????

[scrambler]

just be glad this isn't stand-up comedy :D

[Ken]

Ill take a seat and wait for the punchline :D

[Ken]

and me?
I'm off to bed....






















alone :(



Wheres Mr Numpty ?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and me?
I'm off to bed....






















alone :(







just lay back and think of---


























the money:p

[VladTepes]

<sigh>

[abaddonxi]

<sigh>

Just not the same without you Vlad.

Cheers
Simon

[FenianEel]

[Apologies to Arthur C Clark]

What's the deal with the stars ?

How many posts = how many stars of what colour?


Cheers

VladTepes

To think this all started with such an innocent question:D

[VladTepes]

all part of my evil plan

[dobbo]

I have decided to name the voices in my head

From this day forth they shall be known as "Reason and Accountability" and "What I really want to do"

[Loaded]

I saw the Lunar eclipse last night and it didn't look red.

It was just a black haze cloud over it that made it look closer.

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/08/9.jpg

[Quarks]

and just to be eclipsed further,

this is my 100th post (yay) :)

:MileStone:

[VladTepes]

Just 100 ?

Got a bit of cathcing up to do !

I had more posts than this once, but they got "stripped".


Aaarrrrgggghhhhh


and Ive slowed down a lot of late. Must be getting old.

[Loaded]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/08/9.jpg


Yep it was Crap.


I like Barney Gumball better :D

[Phoenix]

I have decided to name the voices in my head

From this day forth they shall be known as "Reason and Accountability" and "What I really want to do"

Shades of confidence and paranoia from red dwarf :lol2:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Shades of confidence and paranoia from red dwarf :lol2:


it was on again just recently,,

[VladTepes]

was it ?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[Ken]

was it ?

http://uk.geocities.com/innsp/Images/RedDwarf8Crew.jpg

I have the full collection on dvd sik :cool:

[DiscoTDI]

UKTV plays it regularly:cool:

[Quarks]

hmm... "plant a star"

is that like a sunflower?

:)

[easo]

I have the full collection on dvd sik :cool:

Thats gotta be alot of DVDs, I've got the full M*A*S*H on VHS thats 80 odd vids.

[bigdog]

There's been a takeover bid :eek: The "plant a seed" thread...it will never happen like stars. Stars are more impressive than seeds :D

Ahhhh.....Star Wars :o

[VladTepes]

I might abuse my enormous moderator powers to merge the new thread if it starts to pose a threat !!

Plant a seed, see what grows ?

Cry Havoc ! and let slip the dogs of war !!!

[abaddonxi]

WOOF

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

WTF???

I like Datsun 1600's:D

[100I]

WTF???

I like Datsun 1600's:D
I had a P510 too:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

OMG!!!

the page is-----
!!!!!!!!!
:D

[DiscoTDI]

OMG!!!

the page is-----
!!!!!!!!!
:D

510 and post 5100:p

[incisor]

bloody townsvillian wannbe, go and do something constructive!

getting bored mate ?

:angel::D:D:D:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

again,, perhaps the greatest P510 ever--

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/09/421.jpg

[JohnE]

Add another number on a rainy day in paradise.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Add another number on a rainy day in paradise.


john

Dont mind if I do---

:angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel:

[JohnE]

Woke up early for some reason, sun is nearly up at 5.30am, nearly daylight saving time.


john

[JohnE]

and the ants, are building mounds again, rain is coming.





john

[JohnE]

Which reminds me
partick thistle does that mean anything???




john

[incisor]

Are we allowed to do Irish jokes? :D

you should ask Mrs FenianEel i suppose :P

[FenianEel]

Which reminds me
partick thistle does that mean anything???

john

Very little :twisted:


Sounds Irish
to be sure, to be sure, so it does :D

It's Scottish & very ordinary football team;)


you should ask Mrs FenianEel i suppose :P

She comes out with some of the best ones:D

Just none for the "how stupid" ones :mad::D

I've got two gay Irish friends actually
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
Boom Boom

[incisor]

She comes out with some of the best ones:D

not quite what i meant big fella...;)

[abaddonxi]

2501

Classic stars post.

Cheers
Simon

[Blknight.aus]

we get complaints of thread hijacking every now and then...

Is this thread even remotely hijackable or is it fitted with a randomiser like the original DR whos TARDIS so that if he doesnt know where its going how can any one else...


as a side not and on the red dwarf thing back when I first got big red i had the aspen silver disco and a green rover (now kermit)..

the aspen silver disco always looked blue casue at home it was parked next to the neighbours blue fence.

I was going to name them Red Dwarf, starbug and blue midget....

Swmbo said no way...

[abaddonxi]

we get complaints of thread hijacking every now and then...

Is this thread even remotely hijackable or is it fitted with a randomiser like the original DR whos TARDIS so that if he doesnt know where its going how can any one else...


as a side not and on the red dwarf thing back when I first got big red i had the aspen silver disco and a green rover (now kermit)..

the aspen silver disco always looked blue casue at home it was parked next to the neighbours blue fence.

I was going to name them Red Dwarf, starbug and blue midget....

Swmbo said no way...

No wonder you moved.

Cheers
Simon

[landyfromanuthaland]

I saw many stars after a big glass of straight scotch last nite

[RobHay]

My Gawd....is this still going....must be some sort of record...has anyone checked the Guiness Book:)

[dmdigital]

Plenty of stars left before its a record!

[Ken]

On a clear night you can see lots of stars :eek:

[JohnE]

and the ants, are building mounds again, rain is coming.





john



Yep i was right a morning thunderstorm, with dogs trying to get inside to hide,
well they did.



john

[JohnE]

Rain gone, sun out dogs out, now to get stuck into some mowing and sharpen the chainsaw for some prunning.


john

[JohnE]

haven't got outside yet, had to do a bit of typing first, just read your little prob,
at least you had some help,

have a cuppa, I am sure the clouds are coming your way.

john

[JohnE]

Yes same here, last night lit up the sky,
we went into alstonville last night for dinner, some really good stuff coming from the ocean side, so i guess it will travel up your way soon.


john

[blitz]

On a clear night you can see lots of stars :eek:


And if you drink enough they spin round and round and round

:D:D:D

Blythe

[abaddonxi]

Inside a broken clock, splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we'd rather walk, huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog, too


Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/07/405.jpghttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/07/406.jpg

[Outlaw]

from memory was more like this... but smaller

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

but most were really really really happy with their first
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[incisor]

i still have them somewhere

do we really want to go there :P

[Outlaw]

oh yeah... BRING ON THE STARS!!!

just make sure you start Ace & Vlad back at 0 :D:D:D

[incisor]

oh yeah... BRING ON THE STARS!!!

just make sure you start Ace & Vlad back at 0 :D:D:D
hahahahaha not to forget ferno.....

could we stand the strain ......

[VladTepes]

Oh a scenario for disaster again I think.
You need have no fear of ME racing to the top of the tree again, certainly not on recent posting rates !

I've been too busy doing up the latest AULROVIAN (Edition 17) which is Available Now in the AULRO Magazine forum !!!!!

[FenianEel]

Oh a scenario for disaster again I think.
You need have no fear of ME racing to the top of the tree again, certainly not on recent posting rates !

I've been too busy doing up the latest AULROVIAN (Edition 17) which is Available Now in the AULRO Magazine forum !!!!!

You're worth more money

& stars:D

[EchiDna]

hmmm I wonder how many days of 'inactivity' it would take for Inc to consider archiving this behemoth?

[JohnE]

Ah this is the go a number for the sake of it, but does the tally change,
perhaps the counter can be reset back to zero.


john

[incisor]

hmmm I wonder how many days of 'inactivity' it would take for Inc to consider archiving this behemoth?

a lot :p

[VladTepes]

Don't be silly.



(he says, 515 pages too late !)

[Cap]

Just checking in....

Nothing to report...

[abaddonxi]

Oh, look, a drain from the gutter - seems to descend into the bowels of the earth.....

Let's go there :!:

Always something to talk about.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

u tell 'im Simon:D

[fernockulated]

:whistling::spudnikwaving:


just thought i would drop in and say hi,








































































































































































































HI!!!!!!
:spudnikwaving: :spudnikwaving: :spudnikwaving: :spudnikwaving: :spudnikwaving:

[fernockulated]

Goodness...almost all the way into page 516 :D:D
in the old days you could quote a quote quoting a quote that would just keep quoting on