I can see.......... Stars !

[Chenz]

What do you mean ....NOTHING....there are 515 pages of enlightenment.....:D

This thread is about as enlightening as a K-Mart torch with flat batteries

[Quarks]

in the old days you could quote a quote quoting a quote that would just keep quoting on

Can I quote you on that?
:)

[abaddonxi]

and who is this Em that just bedded us all? 8O



Hey guys get over it :roll: You are now in the matrix and when you venture into this thread you are embedded :twisted:




















Not long till 4000 replies now. :D

Inc could confiscate a star from the person who post's the 4000 :twisted:so watch out. Your safe though Matt....you have lips :roll:


collagen? 8O

:):):)

ooooh nasty 8O 8O 8O ...liposuction

Well I'll be slapped by the AULRO Cosmetic Sturgeon

ROLMAO :!:

ahhh the memories--- :)


<span style="color:blue">what do you mean.....?
you have been slapped by the aulro cosmetic surgeon......?
or you are the aulro cosmetic surgeon.....?












or maybe the result....? </span>





bit hung over this morning Zook?
need glasses?
or are you just fishing?
:wink:

Hey.....just got a flathead :wink:

Better a flathead than a (blind) mullet (It's a naval term) :wink:

Seen my fair share of blind mullets OI.....I've been to Bondi for a swim :wink:

I see sea mulletts at work--

most are around 900mm long, 8)

What jobs could a sea mullet possibly have on Fraser Isle 8O

Tourism. :wink:

You work in tourism dont you Pedro :p

and your a miner?
:p :)

Funny I'd have sworn he was well over the age of 18 8O

Physically or mentaly :twisted:

Oh no, they started this up again

:roll:

Just wanted to see my lack of stars....

and started what up again???

i want to know what they started up. was it funny? If they start it again will it be funny???

Why do star gear teeth come out my transfer drain plug :roll:

it's all a bit much for me to deal with :?

I have no recollection.... ask Re... he is gathering the evidence 8O




<span style="color:blue">is there a meaning to any of this...?</span>

Not really...it's a bit like the monthly council clean up..the things that we used to value are no longer needed take up space and we leave them out for land fill :wink:



<span style="color:indigo">oh...thankgod for that.....
i started to get a bit worried
that this was starting to make sense........


silly me.......</span>[/quote]

Just call me Skip Doggy Dogg.

Always going through the trash.

:D:D

Cheers
Simon




Ah, the good old days.

Page 400 millenium fever.
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=18652&page=400

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

The twelve steps of Land Rover ownership.

Apologies to the 12 steppers out there, but Land Rovers are an addiction.


1. We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable without Land Rovers.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity and joined AULRO

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Fourm.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our vehicles

5. Admitted to AULRO, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our Land Rover's problems.

6. Were entirely ready to have The Forum discuss all these defects

7. Humbly asked The Forum how to remedy these shortcomings

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all - friends and partners we've bored rigid talking about Land Rovers, taken looking at endless Land Rovers, loaned us money to buy another bloody Land Rover.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others- Apologised to the wife and mechanic, but didn't sell the LR, didn't think either of them could survive without it.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it - Frequent trips to the mechanic for ongoing maintenance.

11. Sought through meditation to improve our conscious contact with AULRO, looking only for knowledge of The Forum's will for us and the power to carry those repairs out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs - Converted friends and family to Land Rovers and introduced them to AULRO.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

And a bit more, page 359.
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=18652&page=359

[abaddonxi]

Well this is my first time here in the "I can see stars" subculture. 237 pages which started long before I joined back in 1788.

So at about ten replies per page, that's about 2370 pieces of........

Quiggers first stars thread post, page 355
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=18652&page=355

[abaddonxi]

Well, every cloud has a silver lining. :D:D:D
Cheers

Simon
My first stars post, page 321
http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showthread.php't=18652&page=321

[abaddonxi]

I need to wash.


I'm starting to feel dirty.

Too much trawling in the stars thread.:eek:

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

good memories Simon!!!

bloody v_bulletin:mad:

[VladTepes]

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[DiscoTDI]

ha ha ha ha, I remember when people were complaining about opening those pages:D

[JohnE]

an opportunity, better go the cat is meowing to be fed and the dogs are barking, maybe they want to eat the cat.



john

[JohnE]

thats nice got to the top again.


john

[Outlaw]

Ohhhhhh page 130

Well done :p

[VladTepes]

What planet are you on ? It's page 517 for everyone else !

[Outback 1]

soooooooooooooooooo what is this thread about;)

[JohnE]

an episode of seinfeld, nothing, got to go again food is burning.
dogs fed, cat fed now the people,

like the nursery rythme, here's the church here's the steeple open the doors and there's all the people.



john

[Outback 1]

sounds more like round & round & round we go & where we stop nobody knows:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

its all very deep and meaningfull








:Rolling:

[abaddonxi]

You can't pull birds with an Isuzu!

Ron




a 200Tdi would just about be the perfect commuter,,
:)

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Deep

http://www.hero.ac.uk/resources/R_Deep_science_300.jpg

and

Meaningful

http://www.aeroplastics.net/PW/217-how-meaningful-70x50.jpg

[Pedro_The_Swift]

"just about"

:twisted:

[JohnE]

lets be economical with our words!


john

[Outback 1]

all sounds a bit like monty python's "the meaning of life":D

[fernockulated]

lets be economical with our words!


john


Y??

[Quarks]

lets be economical with our words!


john

Y??

he said to be economical with words so you write out a whole letter!!
:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I cant believe it!!

a safety car without completing a single lap!!!

what idiot thought a tilt tray is safer than a parked car??

[Pedro_The_Swift]

just to make me an seem an idiot---:p

"only" 4 safety cars over 110 laps!!!!


amazing the difference it makes to the viewer:D

[VladTepes]

Yay Ford 1,2,3 Qld 1,2,3 and Lowndes wins back to back and Bathurst/Sandown double ! And best of all - Skaife DNF !!!!

[fernockulated]

just to make me an seem an idiot---:p



twasnt hard mate,twasnt hard:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[fernockulated]

cant believe that went begging for a full day and a half,geez is everyone slipping in here:o:D:D:D

[Outback 1]

twasnt hard mate,twasnt hard:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

have you seen a doc about that:D

[Outback 1]

And best of all - Skaife DNF !!!![/QUOTE]

they are allways the best races:D

[Quarks]

And best of all - Skaife DNF !!!![/QUOTE ]

they are allways the best races:D

:TIC: oi! that's racist!!!

:p:D

[fernockulated]

have you seen a doc about that:D
ahhhh a quick witted person at last:D

[Outback 1]

cant believe that went begging for a full day and a half,geez is everyone slipping in here:o:D:D:D

hmmmmmmmmmmmm no takers:D

[Outback 1]

:TIC: oi! that's racist!!!

:p:D

no i wasn't in a hurry:p:tease::clap2::bangin::burnrubber:

[dobbo]

I feel that I should make some smart comment here....

but I can't think of one :D:D




Smart = cheese


Blonde = chalk

but when your starving a toasted chalk sandwich is wonderful.

[Quarks]

A toast to the chalk sandwich perhaps?

:twobeers:
:)

[Outback 1]

I feel that I should make some smart comment here....

but I can't think of one :D:D

musy have been a bit late in the day:angel::eek::p

[VladTepes]

How about...............2
E=mc







OK so I don't know how to do superscript - someone enlighten me.

[abaddonxi]

Page 12.




Just say thanks.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon.

[JohnE]

Frustration , the cause of many a yelling match and the precursor to grey hair, or is marriage the real cause????


john

[Outback 1]

Frustration , the cause of many a yelling match and the precursor to grey hair, or is marriage the real cause????


john

oooooh this could be trouble!:angel::wasntme:

[JohnE]

I had brown hair once, then it changed not long after marriage, makes me wonder!!



john

[JohnE]

i didn;t wear a hat, :)
i guess in some circles having some is better that none,
at least it keeps the sun off.


john

[JohnE]

Which brings me to the other one,
' age is just a state of mind!!!'

try telling that to the youth.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I had blonde hair once....

TRUE!:eek:

[Outback 1]

I had blonde hair once....

ooh your leaving yourself wide open with that one:p :angel::wasntme:

[Outback 1]

I still have the blonde brain that came with it :D:D

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::angel: :wasntme:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

dont encourage her Ken,,,

:wasntme:

[JohnE]

I thought the blonde brains disappeared when the hair changed colour, and vice versa.
I really need to get out more!!


john

[easo]

Sound theroy.

[incisor]

Hey...that works :)
Hair was blonde....blonde brain :o
Hair is now mostly grey....more grey matter? :D
interesting perspective...

shame it is full of holes:P

[abaddonxi]

interesting perspective...

shame it is full of holes:P

Ah, must be made of cheese.:D

Cheers
Simon

[Outback 1]

Hey...that works :)
Hair was blonde....blonde brain :o
Hair is now mostly grey....more grey matter? :D

the blonde theorum :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:
:wasntme::D:p

[RobHay]

Take it easy there NM take it easy....still have to organise all those Blondes (who will all probably be grey) for when this shed gets built, went and saw the supplier and poited out to him that I ordered the shed in February......it is now the end of October....his reply " should'nt be too much longer":mad:

.................anyway whats this got to do with stars.....I cannot see any stars, I'm inside.:D

[abaddonxi]

Hey...swiss cheese...does that mean I'm really swiss?

Love Heidi :D

Heidi,

the milkmaid of human kindness (http://www.billybragg.co.uk/releases/albums/life_riot_spy/life1.html).
:D

Cheers
Simon

[RobHay]

Hey if my bed is wet it is because the 6 yo had an accident:D

[abaddonxi]

Hey if my bed is wet it is because the 6 yo had an accident:D

Twenty-some years does change your perspective.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyesare always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)The words 'racecar,''kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfishhas a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babiesare born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.Leonardo DaVinci invented the scissors Peanuts are one of the ingredients of Dynamite Rubber bandslast longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwavewas invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.(Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickensthan people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blinknearly twice as much as men.

Now you know more than you did before!

[incisor]

Now you know more than you did before!
and now need retinal surgery !

[VladTepes]

We might know more than we did before - however... how much of it is true ?

Do peanut husks technically count as "peanuts" as an ingredient of dynamite ?

Have you poked babies legs to check the kneecap thing ? Toddlers ? Try not to get arrested.

racecar is not a word, its two words.

Goldfish actually have a MUCH longer memory than 3 seconds - that's complete malarkey. Just because you can't train your fish to read Chaucer doesn't mean they are complete dumb arses !

If all the people in China walked past you 8 abreast ? is that likely ? Are they doing that just because 8 is a lucky number ? I would have thought they'd had enough of long marches !

I suspect when you typed that stuff, you ran Microsoft 'fact checker" on it, but didn't use the Custom "reality" dictionary !

:p

[JohnE]

which bit relates to blonde hair going grey???


mmmmmmm pedro the weather must be bad up there,




john

[abaddonxi]

snip

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and earsnever stop growing.snip

I reckon this one's a bit of an urban myth.

I've been wondering about exactly when your ears and nose start getting bigger.

I see lots of old people who couldn't have gone through life with those monsters, so they must have grown, but my wife's features are the same size as when I met twenty-some years ago. My Dad is seventy and his ears & nose haven't blown up yet.

So when does it happen?

And why does it happen?

What else gets bigger when you turn into an old fella?:D

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

What else gets bigger when you turn into an old fella?:D


Delusions of being attractive to much younger females !

[Outback 1]

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. Now you know more than you did before![/B][/FONT][/FONT][/U][/B]
not if you type with one finger lol:p

[JohnE]

Delusions of being attractive to much younger females !




isn't that the bloke who hangs around school bus stops with a bag of lollies, with a hole in the bottom??


john

[JohnE]

5,224 replies and over 29,000 views on this,

read somewhere blondes have more fun


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

5225 now,,:D

[VladTepes]

You're wrong you know it's 5226 !

[JohnE]

Vlad i'm glad your not on the duty collection point
its 5227. gee you'd be overcharging me.


john

[JohnE]

Its magic , not able to be translated into that language, ' blonde'.





john

[JohnE]

Oops that language is not right,

see it changed again

john

[JohnE]

:D This from a man who knows all about lolly bags with holes in the bottom :eek::D:D


its from the song honest,
munching munching twisties the shorts are such a drag, make an opening in the other end of your bag.

not sure exactly what it means!!!:)
only saw them every night they played at the Bondi Lifesaver. he told such a story about it,


john

look it changed again

[Pedro_The_Swift]

The pictures almost over--

[JohnE]

another devotee of a genuine aussie band,


john

have to go now dentist awaits.

[JohnE]

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh



pedro heres your start



john

[abaddonxi]

The pictures almost over--

Now that's just getting cryptic.


Shame on you.:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and still your not quite there---

[abaddonxi]

Think there might have been a couple of posts in that long journey from A to B. Really:D I'm slow this morning.

A bit too young for that band.

Not a big fan after the story my ex told me of going backstage at 14.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

John Wayne pulls his gun out---

[incisor]

of what?

tell the whole dam story fella!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and you wished he'd some to spare---

[abaddonxi]

Stop having so much fun.:p

I'm trying to avoid work here. I'm applying for a JOB, haven't done that in a very long time and you're all distracting me.:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and people start to STARE!!:eek2:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and your coats stuck to the chair--

[Outback 1]

ooh la la la :p ooh la la la:p

[JohnE]

chorus


If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly


then


Ooh la la la la la la la la


john

[seriesly]

RIP Shirl..

loved the skyhooks

[JohnE]

yep and a funny bunch of blokes to boot,
they were almost the resident band at the bondi lifesaver during the late 70's


john

[Outback 1]

the hooks, ac/dc,the angels,midnight oil.......etc,etc,those were the days:D

[Outback 1]

chorus


If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly


then


Ooh la la la la la la la la


john

ok so my memory isn't what it was lol:p

[JohnE]

Oki doki

try this one then, not first verse or chorus

hum first


It was just too easy when you got to her flat
And she kicked off her platform shoes
And you played around like a cat and a rat




john

[FenianEel]

Really people :eek:

If your Mother knew what you were doing!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7kY6uQHAA

[JohnE]

hey no you tubes you have to guess



john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and now you've got the baldwin(?) blues

[Outback 1]

and now you've got the baldwin(?) blues

it's balwyn gang! a suburb of melbourne :p

[JohnE]

Very good now lets do the other side of town,


He gets his hair cut at Marini's
And he drives a Lamborghini
The finest thing that ever walked this earth
His flat is just divine
He buys yoghurt and buys wine
A million dollars is what he's worth



john

[Outback 1]

well he's a village playboy
toorak cowboy yes he is
well he's a village playboy
toorak cowboy yes he is:p

[easo]

How does any body keep up with this thread????

Every time it pops up theres more posts that a letter box.

[JohnE]

Easo you must be course tired, being up so late.


its like an episode of seinfeld its about nothing,



now back to the guessing, i;ll have to find something hard.



john

[JohnE]

wot you posting on everything to tell everybody/

how about a song




john

[RonMcGr]

How come this post has so many entries and gone on for so long?

I really don't want to "wade" through it to find out:o

[Quarks]

well, Ron, I randomly picked the number 381, punched it into the goto page box, and to my utter amazement, post #3841 (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/showpost.php?p=391835&postcount=3831), taken completely out of context, has something along the lines of what I was going to answer!!

:o:D:D

[JohnE]

Ron
Vlads little diatribe on page one sort of explains it, basically nothing
too see how many stars it gets.
make anythingup



john

[Outback 1]

could it be said it's much ado about nothing?:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Mucho!! Mucho!!



;)

[Outback 1]

Mucho!! Mucho!!



;)

man :p ive got to be a macho man:p:angel::wasntme:

[JohnE]

Sorry people, its been p****ing down again all night,

now a song,
how about an easy one
ken you started it


its a song not an offer!!!



Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body




hum it



john

[Outback 1]

Sorry people, its been p****ing down again all night,

now a song,
how about an easy one
ken you started it


its a song not an offer!!!



Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body




hum it



john

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
:p:wasntme:

[JohnE]

too easy,

are you a closet indian or perhaps a millitary man.

or perhaps macho man


LEATHER PORNO MAN
http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/70smale/village-people-leather-man-collage.jpg



have to think of something harder now



john

[JohnE]

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/70smale/pimp-costume-big-poppa_small.jpg (http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/pimp-costume-purple-big-poppa.htm)


How about an official aulro uniform for meetings and outings!!!

and of course one for Nm's Diana and the pom.

http://www.partypants.co.uk/60s-70s-fancy-dress-costumes/retro-paisley-keyhole-go-go-dress_small.jpg (http://www.partypants.co.uk/60s-70s-fancy-dress-costumes/retro-paisley-keyhole-go-go-dress.htm)



john

[Outback 1]

just don't go out in a strong wind with that hat {sail}lol:p
but the girls one could be interesting:angel::wasntme::p

[Outback 1]

ok john lets see how you go with this one:p


We had a lot of luck on Venus
We always had a ball on Mars
Meeting all the groovey people
We've rocked the Milky Way so far


next verse?:angel:

[VladTepes]

Ron
Vlads little diatribe on page one sort of explains it, basically nothing
too see how many stars it gets.
make anythingup

john

Diatribe ???? I resemble that remark !


Mucho!! Mucho!!

;)

Say it as much as you like - doesn't make it so !

[Outback 1]

where's john e he's supposed to be guessing!;):p:angel::wasntme:

[Jamo]

Space Truckin'??

[JohnE]

Sorry boys,
been making the best of the days, ie no rain, mowing, some gutters to fix over the shed then out inot the padock to slash some weeds,


now

yes jamo got it, first
track 7 on the cd , Made in Japan album

now let me think


the noun diatribhttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/186.jpg meant "wearing away of time, amusement, serious occupation, study," as well as "discourse, short ethical treatise or lecture, debate, argument." It is the serious occupation of time in discourse,

dis·course (dhttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/187.jpgshttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2011/11/68.jpgkôrshttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/188.jpg, -khttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/189.jpgrshttps://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/188.jpg)
n. 1. Verbal expression in speech or writing.
2. Verbal exchange; conversation.
3. A formal, lengthy discussion of a subject, either written or spoken.
4. Archaic The process or power of reasoning.


so there Vlad, diatribe leads to discourse. Your initial discourse that is.

now a song

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...



this might be too easy


john

[JohnE]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2007/11/185.jpg


Guess who???
Don't know if he is into dress ups!


john

[abaddonxi]

Hotel,

Umm.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Cough, cough, California.

Simon

[abaddonxi]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

The 1st Affair:*
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary. One day they went
her place and made love all
afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
asleep and woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly
dressed and told his lover to take his
shoes outside and rub them in the
grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and
drove home. "Where have you been?"
his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an
affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"



*The 2nd Affair:*
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always
talked about having a son. They decided to try one
last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and
delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see
his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He
told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the
two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"



*The 3rd Affair:*
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body
of Mr Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling
discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't
allow you to be cremated with such an impressive
private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it
home.
"I have to show you something you won't believe,"
he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"



*The 4th Affair:*
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum
powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I
liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM
the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with
a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two
days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."



*The 5th Affair:*
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly,
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

[incisor]

poison mustnt have worked to well if thats the case :p

[Quiggers]

There's an awful lot of discourse at the uni I frequent, it usually turns up with a mate, hegemony....

academic jargon...

GQ

[JohnE]

Pedro beware the talcum powder and pack a meal just in case.

well the Eagles were too easy, will have to be more obscure i think

oh for Vlad just in case

Hegemony (pronounced [hə.ˈdʒe.mə.ni (Amer.), hɪ.ˈɡe.mə.ni (Brit.)])[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegemony#_note-0) (Greek (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_language): ἡγεμονία hēgemonía) is a concept that has been used to describe the existence of dominance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominance_hierarchy) of one social group over another, such that the ruling group -- referred to as a hegemon -- acquires some degree of consent from the subordinate, as opposed to dominance purely by force.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegemony#_note-1) The processes by which a dominant culture maintains its dominant position: for example, the use of institutions to formalize power; the employment of a bureaucracy to make power seem abstract (and, therefore, not attached to any one individual); the inculcation of the populace in the ideals of the hegomonic group through education, advertising, publication, etc.; the mobilization of a police force as well as military personnel to subdue opposition

academic jargon, try talking real world sense with a living talking sociology lecturer. Thats a real hoot.


now a song
verse 5
A four week operation when each step could mean your last one on two legs
It was a war within yourself.
But you wouldn't let your mates down til they had you dusted off
So you closed your eyes and thought about something else.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Hmm, how old was I?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

you were!
and had all the boys chasing you;)

[Outback 1]

oops sorry gang iv'e been away in outback nsw everybody beat me to the guesses (they were soooooo easy) something a bit harder is needed john!

[JohnE]

Ok the gauntlet has been thrown

You're like Voodoo baby,
You just take hold.
Put your cards on the table baby,
Do I twist do I fold?

You're like Voodoo Honey
All silver and gold?
Why don't you tell me my future?
Why don't I sell you my soul


try this one then

john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

should I stay or should I go--

[Jamo]

Voodoo Child - Rogue traders

[Pedro_The_Swift]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FwEQKiMmLA


thanks Jamo,,

[JohnE]

Bugger
jamo your good

have to go back a bit further then


Sitting on a park bench --
Eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold --
An old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
The only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.



this is easy too



john

[JohnE]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself

Cheers
Simon



sorry mate yours was sort of left in limbo


9 inch nails, Closer to God,



john

[abaddonxi]

Aww, and I thought no one was listening.

Cheers
Simon

[Jamo]

Aqualung - Jethro Tull.

Saw them live only about 10 years ago. One of the best concerts I've ever been to.

[abaddonxi]

I'm going down to Cowtown
The cow's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves
And that's where I will be
I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea

Cheers
Simon

[victa125]

I think it was a spotted dark pair of nocturnal creatures with pidgeons on their backs.

[JohnE]

Cowtown melody ,,,Prince.


john


now have to think about the next one, something not www

[Jamo]

To me it's the kinda magic
I need to stay alive.
Riding the hills on a motorbike,
sure beats nine to five.

It's nothing complicated
nor hard to tell someone.
I've got a friend, it's a motorbike,
and it's just called..

[abaddonxi]

Cowtown melody ,,,Prince.


john


now have to think about the next one, something not www

Nope.

Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

Oops should have read
CowTown Medley.


now the nine to five, got me stumped there


john

[Outback 1]

I'm going down to Cowtown
The cow's a friend to me
Lives beneath the ocean and that's where I will be
Beneath the waves, the waves
And that's where I will be
I'm gonna see the cow beneath the sea

Cheers
Simon


cowtown they might be giants:D

[Outback 1]

To me it's the kinda magic
I need to stay alive.
Riding the hills on a motorbike,
sure beats nine to five.

It's nothing complicated
nor hard to tell someone.
I've got a friend, it's a motorbike,
and it's just called..

solo one :D theme song from matlock police:D

[Outback 1]

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me


this shouldn't be too hard:D

[JohnE]

Don't Stop me NOw, queen


john

[JohnE]

solo one :D theme song from matlock police:D


How on earth???
did they have words to the theme

what was the bike cronin rode, can;t remember?


john

[Jamo]

Can't remember clearly, but I think it was a Honda 250

And well done Ken, although it was actually the theme to "Solo One" a spinoff from Matlock.

[Jamo]

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

[100I]

.... far from The End of this thread...

[abaddonxi]

cowtown they might be giants:D
:D

Cheers
Simon

[Outback 1]

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

the end by the doors ?

[Outback 1]

But I'm at home and I just don't belong ...
So far away from the garden we love
She is what moves in the soul of a dove
Soon I shall see just how black was my night


ok lets see how you go with this one:D

[JohnE]

My woman from Tokyo, she makes me see
My woman from Tokyo, she's so good to me


Deep Purple , woman from tokyo,

i have all the deep purple albums, you know those big black CD's.


john

[abaddonxi]

The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go

And another

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank



Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

1. Beck, Diamond Dogs

2.Rolling Stones Sympathy for the Devil


john

[JohnE]

How can right be ever wrong?
We are glory, we are stronger than you
We never got an answer
It's just too late to ask
The bloody flag was waving
Our hearts just ran too fast



try that


john

[abaddonxi]

1. Beck, Diamond Dogs

2.Rolling Stones Sympathy for the Devil


john

Beck?

Beck?

I think not. Right song.
:D
Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Whippersnappers I tells ya!

:D

Cheers
Simon

[Outback 1]

How can right be ever wrong?
We are glory, we are stronger than you
We never got an answer
It's just too late to ask
The bloody flag was waving
Our hearts just ran too fast



try that


john

the man who would be king
dio :D

[Outback 1]

We gathered round to hear the sound comin' on the little screen,
The grief had passed, the old men laughed, and all the girls screamed


or try this

You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him

or maybe this

She's got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She's got the ability
To make a man outta me

:D

[Outback 1]

wot no guesses:p

[Outback 1]

Beck?

Beck?

I think not. Right song.
:D
Cheers
Simon

beck also performed this song :angel::wasntme::p

[abaddonxi]

beck also performed this song :angel::wasntme::p
Not on my radio.
:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

1. Beck, Diamond Dogs

2.Rolling Stones Sympathy for the Devil


john


Beck?

Beck?

I think not. Right song.
:D
Cheers
Simon


Isn't Diamond Dogs a Bowie song?


beck also performed this song :angel::wasntme::p


maybe,, but bowie made it famous,,

isnt beck a beer???:p

takes you back huh NM,,,,:D

[Jamo]

Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in bed
Wondering if she'd changed it all
If her hair was still red

Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough

[Outback 1]

Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in bed
Wondering if she'd changed it all
If her hair was still red

Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough

tangled up in blue/bob dylan:D

[Outback 1]

We gathered round to hear the sound comin' on the little screen,
The grief had passed, the old men laughed, and all the girls screamed


or try this

You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him

or maybe this

She's got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She's got the ability
To make a man outta me

:D

now try this:D

[JohnE]

You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Every ear in the place is on him


neil diamond

brother loves travelling salvation show


We gathered round to hear the sound comin' on the little screen,
The grief had passed, the old men laughed, and all the girls screamed


john Fogarty
i saw it on TV


She's got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She's got the ability
To make a man outta me


ACDC
shes got balls.

sorry guys have been flat out the past few days, doing a course and work around the spread, getting it ready.

now to find something

john

[JohnE]

Take the words I from my praying
And make me feel at home
Not to feel alone
And every time I look behind
I keep on thinking black
There ain't no looking back



try that


john

[JohnE]

My life was wrapped around the circus.
Her name was Lydia.
I met her at the world’s fair in 1900,
marked down from 1940.
Ah, Lydia.
She was the most glorious creature
Under the su-un.
Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo.
Rolled into one.


what about this


john

[VladTepes]

what about this

john

Yeah ?

Well what about me ?
It isn't fair
Youve had enough of my whining
But I want my share

... so I did a cover of this song....

Moving pictures must be turning in their proverbial graves !

[Outback 1]

Take the words I from my praying
And make me feel at home
Not to feel alone
And every time I look behind
I keep on thinking black
There ain't no looking back



try that


john

riding my nightmare?
by budgie?

[Outback 1]

My life was wrapped around the circus.
Her name was Lydia.
I met her at the world’s fair in 1900,
marked down from 1940.
Ah, Lydia.
She was the most glorious creature
Under the su-un.
Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo.
Rolled into one.


what about this


john

lydia the tatooed lady:D
groucho marx
"at the circus":p

[Outback 1]

now try this:D

Plugged happy as a boy in sand
Fitted wide tyres, spotlight, a winch as well
and some brush bars up front to complete the plan

:D song title and artist !:D

[Outback 1]

and 1 more just for fun:D

When big was better ---
and fast was chic,
the oil was cheaper ---
now we're up the creek.

have fun :D

[JohnE]

Vlad
you did a cover , thats great i hope you didn;t sing it,


ken

jethro Tull

4wd(lowratio)
Automotive engineering


john

[JohnE]

Tell you about them sobbing women
Who lived in the Roman days
It seems that they all went swimming
While their man was off to graze
Well, a Roman Troop was riding by
And saw them in their me-oh-my
So they took them all back home to dry
Least, that's what Plutarch says





and


It was cold outside of Tiffany's, I was shivering in the storm.
I walked in and asked a gentleman "could I please keep warm?".
He asked me how come a baby doll has no comfy place to go,
so I told that kindly gentleman my tale of woe.




john


ps

Vlad you working friday PM shift?

[Outback 1]

Tell you about them sobbing women
Who lived in the Roman days
It seems that they all went swimming
While their man was off to graze
Well, a Roman Troop was riding by
And saw them in their me-oh-my
So they took them all back home to dry
Least, that's what Plutarch says


sobbing women:D


and


It was cold outside of Tiffany's, I was shivering in the storm.
I walked in and asked a gentleman "could I please keep warm?".
He asked me how come a baby doll has no comfy place to go,
so I told that kindly gentleman my tale of woe.

every baby needs a da da daddy
marilyn monroe


john


ps

Vlad you working friday PM shift?

hows that:D

[Outback 1]

how about this

I remember the first time I saw you, you killed me
I'd never wanted anything or anyone so bad
I took for granted that just because of who I was
You'd be there, while I gave the rest of the world all I had


or this

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,

cheers ken

[RobHay]

Ohhhhh Gawd!!!!!!!

[JohnE]

1. Sometimes I feel like elvis

2.immigrant song led zeppelin


3. You got me on that one rob, could be anything


john

[JohnE]

what about this little ditty


Oh your nothing but a
That's right, your nothing but a *****, my noveistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
Don't point your rules at me
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
Don't point your rules at me


or this one, saw them in the 80's a back up band! very very very average

Our time has come age of the hammerhead
This is our mission to be the darlings of god
Too late for silence too late for anything
It's all too much for me it's roots go down to deep for me
Our punishing fire an animal frenzy
These hammerhead people they know what dange is for
You let them in and now there everywhere
If it's mineral or vegtable it's back a little up a little


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

or this one, saw them in the 80's a back up band! very very very average



john

and yet you still
A; remember the words
B; bought the record

very very very strange John
:D

[JohnE]

and yet you still
A; remember the words
B; bought the record

very very very strange John
:D



Pedro
i'll have you know i come with referees ( but won;t let them speak in public, as they could confirm all your suspicions!) and even dare i say it, you may know some of them! shire people!


john

[Outback 1]

what about this little ditty


Oh your nothing but a
That's right, your nothing but a *****, my noveistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
Don't point your rules at me
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
A stupid, my novieistic imbosole
Don't point your rules at me


or this one, saw them in the 80's a back up band! very very very average

Our time has come age of the hammerhead
This is our mission to be the darlings of god
Too late for silence too late for anything
It's all too much for me it's roots go down to deep for me
Our punishing fire an animal frenzy
These hammerhead people they know what dange is for
You let them in and now there everywhere
If it's mineral or vegtable it's back a little up a little


john

1 your nothong but an imbecile /flaw
2 hammerheads /shriekback?:wasntme:

[Outback 1]

how about these:p

You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock


and

You've got to rock and roll in a roll call way
You've got to march with a Marilyn Monroe sway
You've got to rock and roll with your old kit bag
But you musn't ever mention her name in the mess

should keep you occupied :p

[Outback 1]

how about these:p

You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock


and

You've got to rock and roll in a roll call way
You've got to march with a Marilyn Monroe sway
You've got to rock and roll with your old kit bag
But you musn't ever mention her name in the mess

should keep you occupied :p

where's john e when you need him;)

[Outback 1]

He's off gadding about foreign climes....

so whats your guess then?:p

[JohnE]

sorry, i am constantly fighting satellite internet that runs at dial up speeds, i'll have a crack,
interesting to see shriekback got recognised,
now can;t pick anything local its all arabic, will play with this, computor from the ark and see if i can dabble about.



john

[JohnE]

The Penis song from the meaning of life


the goon show, Bloodnoks rock and roll call


how was that


john

[JohnE]

Hairy feet!! :D


an extra finger and hairy feet , well there you go i learn something new every day.


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

just when you thought it was lost---:angel:


"bump"

[abaddonxi]

Saved from obscurity.


Hmm, maybe not, pretty obscure thread.:D

Cheers
Simon

[RobHay]

Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!!!!!!!! This thread has to be getting pretty close to a world record. Stars ! Stars ! All about me.! :D

[abaddonxi]

If it was round it would roll...but its not, its got flat bits on it so I guess it's gonna clunk.

Obscure enough? :D


Nuts.:(

Cheers
Simon

[Barra1]

If it was round it would roll...but its not, its got flat bits on it so I guess it's gonna clunk.

Obscure enough? :D

Obscurity cannot be defined by a physical aspect. However, Numpty's Missus if you adopt poetic licence you may justify the onamatapaeia aspect of "clunking".

This may be open to discussion, but I do believe this is what you were alluring to.

[JohnE]

And just when I was getting used to ali, abbas, hussaim and sadeir as the smith and jones of the local world.


john

[abaddonxi]

Only on page seven.

That's not obscurity.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Hmm how to kick along the stars thread .....

If Kevin07 then

...08 ?

[easo]

If it was round it would roll...but its not, its got flat bits on it so I guess it's gonna clunk.

Obscure enough? :D

Or grab it by the cord and swing it like a hammer throw.

[Outback 1]

Hmm how to kick along the stars thread .....

If Kevin07 then

...08 ?

hmmmmmm dont know if that will work:cool:
might start another barny though:p

[solmanic]

Hmm how to kick along the stars thread .....

If Kevin07 then

...08 ?

Why - are we having another election next year???

[VladTepes]

No but a catchy slogan of some sort is in order I reckon.................

[Quarks]

"08" is pretty close to the slogan of the bureaucrat - "oh, wait"

:D

[DiscoTDI]

dont start to make sense in this thread, its not allowed:p

[VladTepes]

What's the date ? 08 !

[ivery819]

08 is great, mate !

[scrambler]

08's too late

[easo]

I hate 08

I ate 08

Good mate in 08

"Oh ate"

Poor brain storming.

[VladTepes]

Get onto your "mate" - f**k in '08 !













I mean mate in the biological sense of the word, you sickos !!!

[Outback 1]

Ode to the sun.

Ain't no sunshine since she's gone........

moonlight serenade:angel:

[Debacle]

Get off your date in 08

Maybe "Show your date in 08"

Reminds me of a Van Morrison song

[VladTepes]

Ode to the sun.

Ain't no sunshine since she's gone........

It's not warm when she's away...



We could keep this up til the whole song is done....

[abaddonxi]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-539.html#post663585)
Ode to the sun.

Ain't no sunshine since she's gone........





It's not warm when she's away...



We could keep this up til the whole song is done....

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-539.html#post663585)
Ode to the sun.

Ain't no sunshine since she's gone........

Quote:
Originally Posted by VladTepes https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-post663722.html#post663722)
It's not warm when she's away...



We could keep this up til the whole song is done....





Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Cheers
Simon

and she's always gone too long

[VladTepes]

Bugger it... this ends here !!!!!

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and she's always gone too long
anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone,
wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know

Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
but ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
only darkness everyday.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.



Thank you Mr Bill Withers.

[abaddonxi]

Bugger it... this ends here !!!!!

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and she's always gone too long
anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone,
wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know

Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
but ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
only darkness everyday.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone,
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.
Anytime she goes away.



Thank you Mr Bill Withers.

Spoilsport.:p

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Just singing in the rain

[abaddonxi]

What a glorious feelin'

Cgeers
Smiun

[Outback 1]

i'm happy again ?:p

[cucinadio]

ok now im here,
"what are we doing obeone":eek:

cheers

[VladTepes]

(waves hand) These droids are of no interest to us. We are free to pass"


go back and read the last few pages - you'll see.

[cucinadio]

bloody 540 pages !!!! ur kidding !!

cheers

[cucinadio]

and I'm STILL singing in the rain :D:D

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I'll walk down the lane
With a happy refrain Instant Song Lyrics
Singing, singing in the rain

Dancing in the rain
Singing in the rain

I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
I'm singing, singing in the rain
Singing in the rain


cheers

[VladTepes]

Yeah that's pretty much the idea but we were doing it one line at a time !

At the moment I'm swearing in the rain.
(Well, watching the rain).

Just went to Anaconda to pick up my lay-by and they said that because of some "pos" (i suspect it stands for piece of...) problem they can;t accept payments on lay bys' No proble, says I, I'll go to the bank and get the cash.
Oh no, says they, we can;t release the goods without it going through this "system".

Great ! I drove from Redcliffe to Everton Park for that !!!!!! P'ed off or what !!!

Also the work I was going to do on the fender today isnt gonna happen in this weather.

Sigh.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Just having to drive DORRIS would **** me off,,,,
:p

[VladTepes]

Well, I'd be pretty annoyed too...I'd have cancelled the lay-by on principal...but I guess it depends if you can get the item elsewhere :D

Noh I could only get it there. Plus they charge to cancel a lay by I think.


Just having to drive DORRIS would **** me off,,,,
:p

Bugger off. Defenders rock, and you know it !!!!

[abaddonxi]

Now where's the fun in that?

Cheers
Salmon

[VladTepes]

Only 459 pages to go.....

[Pedro_The_Swift]

better get cracking!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

WOOHOO!!!
watch out Ace:p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

:oops2::clap2::lol2:

[VladTepes]

Ace Frehley ? KISS is touring again !

[abaddonxi]

Just caught the Yahoo Slurp Spider browsing the stars thread.

How's that for relevant?

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

did it say Hi?

[VladTepes]

Just caught the Yahoo Slurp Spider browsing the stars thread.


Cheers
Simon

WTF is one of those :confused:

[stock]

Bow down to my authority
Worship me like the God that I am

Hmmm take the red tablet now Mick and its time for you to go night night

with a name loike that u must have a bit of the gael in you

[abaddonxi]

The internet is a dangerous place, it's infested with all kinds of varmints.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

with a name loike that u must have a bit of the gael in you
did you call mick gay ?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

yea,,, but most guys look happy when they see you---:whistling:

[abaddonxi]

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Only 98,906 left to go.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

have you pair been self-medicating again??

[abaddonxi]

I'll have a red one, and a green one, and a white one, and a red one...

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

well looky who rolled over 4000,,,:clap2:
I wonder how many stars that would have been,,
'sigh,,

[Pedro_The_Swift]

then stick them all in a shot glass with some redbull and a shot of whatever takes your fancy:p

[VladTepes]

Stars ? What's all this talk of stars ? LOL

[VladTepes]

Well the elephant HAS to be in the sky or he'd be hit by traffic - especially that giant snake !!!

[JohnE]

Well the elephant HAS to be in the sky or he'd be hit by traffic - especially that giant snake !!!



aha i see the lunacy is still going, missed it while i was away,
and found some good songs too,
now to think of another non topic to meld into the ever increasing story of stars that has no apparent meaning, nor any any reference to any increasing views of topics that have a purpose!

i am thinking of having a crack at the vulcan mind meld technique is it possible or am i likely to cop a phasar blast for my trouble??


john