I can see.......... Stars !

[The ho har's]

The simple things you see are all complicated


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

I look all white but my dad was black


My fine looking suit is really made out of a sack


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

who, who, who, who?

[Fusion]

kjbtkibt7 7w b ko78 i8uoliguoy ..... sorry was just head butting the keyboard :p:D:D:D

[The ho har's]

kjbtkibt7 7w b ko78 i8uoliguoy ..... sorry was just head butting the keyboard :p:D:D:D


do you mean somthing like this :wallbash:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Shonky]

I have a navel...

[The ho har's]

I have a dream............

Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

dow da dow dow dow d dowwww




(^^^ air guitar):D



I had a dream I could play guitar!

[abaddonxi]

Don't dream it's over.

[abaddonxi]

or like this?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

Nurse, oh Nurse.

[The ho har's]

or like this?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/


:lol2::lol2::lol2:

methinks a doctor is more in order


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

or like this?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/


:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: - That one's going straight to the pool room!

[The ho har's]

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: - That one's going straight to the pool room!

did anyone say pool party:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

pool party?
when?
where?


I thought Sleepy was having one:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

yyyyaaahhhh 1,500 watch out Numpty:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

Howdy Partener, Birdy Num Nums.

You bring the elephant!:p

[The ho har's]

just happen to have a spare elephant:eek:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

yyyyaaahhhh 1,500 watch out Numpty:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

Wow......... one and a half thhhhhhousand posts (Said with doctor evil like pinky near mouth)

And just to think, I was the subject of your one and a half thousandeth post .


shucks:wub:

[Fusion]

or like this?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/numpty_01/Keyboardheadbutt.gif

some detol and a couple of band aids should fix that minor mishap :eek::D

[The ho har's]

like these???


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/284.jpg

Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

Maybe a short elephant will make me look taller ;)


O oh I am waiting for the unanswerable question.......


Does my elephant look big in this?

[The ho har's]

Wow......... one and a half thhhhhhousand posts (Said with doctor evil like pinky near mouth)

And just to think, I was the subject of your one and a half thousandeth post .


shucks:wub:


:ehigh5:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

MY GOD !!!!! in some strange electronically way the pictures are moving ..... THAT'S freakin AWWWWESOME :eek::eek::eek: ..... ok i'm off to eat some funny colored mushrooms :D:eek::angel:.

[Fusion]

O oh I am waiting for the unanswerable question.......


Does my elephant look big in this?

No . it's your cage that makes your elephant look big :eek::eek::eek:

[Sleepy]

i'm off to eat some funny colored mushrooms :D:eek::angel:.

Don't eat the blue ones Mick!

Then again this is the stars thread we proabably wouldn't notice:p

[The ho har's]

MY GOD !!!!! in some strange electronically way the pictures are moving ..... THAT'S freakin AWWWWESOME :eek::eek::eek: ..... ok i'm off to eat some funny colored mushrooms :D:eek::angel:.


well since the rest of us are here do you have enough to share:woot::woot::woot::woot::twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

I want these ones

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/283.jpg


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

far toooo much time!!!!!


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

fart eww :eek: much time yourself!

[Debacle]

well...after nibbling those fungal things.......:o:D:D:D

Nibbling fun gal things ?????????????????????????????????

[whispersseries3]

Nibbling fun gal things ?????????????????????????????????

stop it your making me bull headed :eek:

[abaddonxi]

No more Scooby snacks for you.

:D

Cheers
Simon

[whispersseries3]

No more Scooby snacks for you.

:D

Cheers
Simon

it,s ok i work with monkeys everyday:p

[abaddonxi]

Sea Monkeys?

[whispersseries3]

Sea Monkeys?

sea monkeys here monkeys act like don keys:wasntme:

[Debacle]

How many others had the extremely underwhelming experience of Sea Monkeys in their childhood.

Looked like just cloudy water to me.

[Sleepy]

How many others had the extremely underwhelming experience of Sea Monkeys in their childhood.

Looked like just cloudy water to me.

You're not supposed to wee in it!:p

[abaddonxi]

Oh give me a home where the krill like to roam.

[Sleepy]

Where the walrus all groan....

[abaddonxi]

And the polar bear moan.

[Sleepy]

And the star thread's got nothing to sayyyyyyyyyyyy!

[dullbird]

twinkle, twinkle little starrrrrrrr

[Sleepy]

How many others had the extremely underwhelming experience of Sea Monkeys in their childhood.

Looked like just cloudy water to me.


twinkle, twinkle little starrrrrrrr


Ok, I've got a theory!:eek:

[Debacle]

Ok, I've got a theory!:eek:

Good, dont let it get away

[dullbird]

oh dear did it hurt?

Ok, I've got a theory!:eek:

[Debacle]

I dont believe in theories

[Sleepy]

I dont believe in theories

Is that why you sold them all - I've seen your sig!

Theries 2 LWB - Gone ( wath the betht )
Theries 3 LWB - Gone (ground up rebuild)
Theries 1 LWB 107" - Gone


You should do something about that lithp though!:D

[Debacle]

Is that why you sold them all - I've seen your sig!

Theries 2 LWB - Gone ( wath the betht )
Theries 3 LWB - Gone (ground up rebuild)
Theries 1 LWB 107" - Gone


You should do something about that lithp though!:D

I am Thpeechletsch

[Sleepy]

Hey! Who turned out the lights ?:mad:
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/240.jpg

[Fusion]

I've got 3 of them and 2 of the other and i'm not sharing :p

[easo]

Hey! Who turned out the lights ?:mad:


We regret to inform you that due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.

[whispersseries3]

We regret to inform you that due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.

i drive a s3 so i dont need to see the light or be sobber , it knows her way home thats my theory:cool:

[Fusion]

MEDIC ... MAN DOWN :eek:..... wrestling son on floor and kicked in the goolies :BigCry::BigCry::BigCry:

[Fusion]

That'll learn ya :D

I honestly think a broken bone doesn't hurt as much as being kicked in the rudey spot :p

[Sleepy]

I honestly think a broken bone doesn't hurt as much as being kicked in the rudey spot :p


You may need to change your name to Wannagooly. :D

[The ho har's]

You may need to change your name to Wannagooly. :D


maybe want 2...that.....is two gooleys:p

our are you not having any more kids........or one hung low................choice is yours:wasntme: ho har's comments


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

how cool is this .... my goolies are talk of the town :cool::cool::cool: even if they have been kicked :eek:

[Sleepy]

You must have Groovy Goolies Mick!

[abaddonxi]

Maybe we should change the name of the thread to Red Ball Fever.

Simon

[Sleepy]

:MileStone:

:banana::banana::banana::banana:


Arabic: العَدَد 1,000
Chinese (Simplified): 千
Chinese (Traditional): 千
Czech: tisíc
Danish: tusind
Dutch: duizend
Estonian: tuhat
Finnish: tuhat
French: mille
German: das Tausend
Greek: χίλια
Hungarian: ezer
Icelandic: þúsund
Indonesian: seribu
Italian: mille
Japanese: 1000
Korean: 천
Latvian: tūkstotis
Lithuanian: tūkstantis
Norwegian: tusen(tall)
Polish: tysiąc
Portuguese (Brazil): mil
Portuguese (Portugal): mil
Romanian: mie
Russian: тысяча
Slovak: tisíc
Slovenian: tisoč
Spanish: mil
Swedish: tusen
Turkish: bin

[B92 8NW]

In the words of that bloke Manuel from Barcelona.......que? :confused:

Sleepy just hit the 1000 posts mark

[abaddonxi]

And in only nine months.

The star fever is strong in this one.

[abaddonxi]

Arrgh.

Stooping to Star Wars jokes.

The stars thread is the lowest form of comedy.:(

[B92 8NW]

How did you find out the join date?

I thought they were defaulted to Jan70:o

[Sleepy]

I thought they were defaulted to Jan70:o

Only for Jedi Masters:(

[abaddonxi]

How did you find out the join date?

I thought they were defaulted to Jan70:o

Ah, it's hidden in every post.

Jan '70 is only for those members who signed up before a long ago software upgrade where the original dates didn't make it across.

[The ho har's]

goodmorning.....I am having a sickie today so whatch out:p


Mrs ho har:( ahh cough cough

[Fusion]

As long as we don't resort to benny hill jokes we'll be just fine :D;):angel::wasntme:

[The ho har's]

note left be my daughter at 1am told me I would not get to work anyway because of flooding


Mrs ho har:(

[Sleepy]

I am having a sickie today so whatch out!

Sounds like a DVD, Newspaper, Crossword and aulro kind-a-day!
Hope you feel better Mrs HH
I'm a wizard now:cool: so I'll cast a get-better-soon spell on you.

(Got any Knats tails and Toad's ears for my potion?).

Better get going myself - working late tonight:mad:

[Shonky]

Yeah Sleepy... you're a Wizzer! :lol2:

[The ho har's]

orrrr was that wozzer!!!:D:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

hey haven't checked for a while but I have jumped up several places and overtook Numpty plus a few others:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[easo]

WOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE WOOOHOOOOO WHAA WHAA Theres more but I can't spell words like that.

[Debacle]

Woogie boogie bugle boy? or a constipated ghost? :D

Thanks for that NM, now you've got me thinking. What happens when a ghost does a poo, and if they dont, then how do they get constipated ?

I'm going to have weird nightmares about this tonight.

[Sleepy]

Yeah Sleepy... you're a Wizzer! :lol2:

Just don't call me a Muzza!:p

[Fusion]

So.........

I shouldn't tell you our son when he was small called his whatsit his wizzer? :D

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[LandyAndy]

6999
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

7000
AHHH that feels better:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Andrew

[Fusion]

I seen a witches hat today :cool:

[LandyAndy]

So did I.
The handbrakes head was under it:D:D:D:D:D
2000 coming up soon man.
Andrew

[abaddonxi]

I saw two.

[The ho har's]

hello

sorry for shouting:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[LandyAndy]

No NM,6999 and 7000 were corect at the time of posting.
Posted a few since.
Andrew

[Fusion]

hello

sorry for shouting:p


Mrs ho har:angel:


hello
:D:D:D

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!I'm trying to watch mt fave TV show :eek::D:D:D:D;):p:angel:

[Fusion]

well movie not show .... National treasure is on :D

[Fusion]

pretty much :p . hey only 4 to go until 2000 :D

[Fusion]

2000 posts!!!!! YAY ME :D:cool:

[The ho har's]

2000 posts!!!!! YAY ME :D:cool:

It's about time:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

2000 posts!!!!! YAY ME :D:cool:

HA HA HA HA It's offical you are a chatterbox;)


Mrs ho har:angel:

[dirtdawg]

you post whore, go get a hobby that doesnt include picking up stray hobo's!!

[Shonky]

Post whore!

Oooooooooooooooh! Only 10 posts till I reach 1000! :p

[The ho har's]

what else is happening!!!!!!......ohhhhh maybe 6000 or 2000


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

only another 7996 posts until i get to 10,000 . so can't wait for that moment . i might even stay up all night to see if i can get there :eek::eek::D:D:D:D:p:angel:

[The ho har's]

NM it's just past 2pm you awake yet???????


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

Ahhhhh I see Shonky is increasing his post count........lot of new forum members to welcome :p:wasntme:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Shonky]

Ironically, I noticed that before every "Welcome" post I made, YOU had already posted! :lol2:

Funny that! :p


Nah - I go through phases when it comes to welcoming the newbies. Often I can't be bothered, then occasionally I feel guilty and have to pat the little kitties. :p

[The ho har's]

Ironically, I noticed that before every "Welcome" post I made, YOU had already posted! :lol2:

Funny that! :p


Nah - I go through phases when it comes to welcoming the newbies. Often I can't be bothered, then occasionally I feel guilty and have to pat the little kitties. :p


have you relised you are now a wizzard


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Shonky]

I'M A WIZZER! :p

[The ho har's]

I'M A WIZZER! :p


ooorrrrr is that a wozzer:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

hey 640 pages:D

Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

:lol2::lol2::lol2:(you dick!!)


now now NM don't forget our Shonky is young and impressionable:wasntme:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

I am now....did you have to yell so loud :D:D


OHHHH sorry :( you working again tonight?????

if so I will not yell so loud tomorrow :D OK

Mrs ho har

[Fusion]

Did someone mention something about a left handed toaster ? :eek::eek::angel:

[The ho har's]

Did someone mention something about a left handed toaster ? :eek::eek::angel:



my right handed one works just fine and dandy thankyou:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

No...I think it was a left hand jaffle iron :D


and so does my right handed jaffle iron:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[abaddonxi]

I'm Spasticus!

[Fusion]

I'm Spasticus!

do you sell spa's ????? :D:p

[abaddonxi]

I suppose its better than being Incontinentia Buttocks :p:p


Damn, and I was sure I turned the webcam off.

[Debacle]

Damn, and I was sure I turned the webcam off.

It's already up on Youtube

[Sleepy]

I suppose its better than being Incontinentia Buttocks :p:p

Do we have a Woger?

[abaddonxi]

I'd like to take this further, but I'm pretty sure that over at Mod central fingers are poised above buttons, and the Monty Python filter is about to be switched on.

[abaddonxi]

He's not the *******, he's a **** ******* ***.

See.:(

[Sleepy]

I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.

[JohnE]

It was all too quiet, something bad must have happened,
no can;t be, 49,000 + punters can't be wrong,

where is pedro, and simon???

time to have fun again,

song time

what about a verse from this little ditty,


There'll be girls for everybody in this good, good old town,
with Miss Gonzola Davis and Miss Godula Brown.
There's Miss Henrietta Beezer an' she's all dressed in red.
I just up and kissed her and to me then she said:




john

[Shonky]

I just up and kissed her and to me then she said:




john

She said... "John"?

And then what? :( Come on... tell the rest of the story! :eek:

[The ho har's]

She said... "John"?

And then what? :( Come on... tell the rest of the story! :eek:



I think WE have to make up the rest of story:(


this could get interesting:p:twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

There'll be girls for everybody in this good, good old town,
with Miss Gonzola Davis and Miss Godula Brown.
There's Miss Henrietta Beezer an' she's all dressed in red.
I just up and kissed her and to me then she said:




john
Will you get the blazers out of my bed




Mrs ho har:angel:

didn't want mods to ajust grammer:p

[The ho har's]

Why did she have jackets in her bed? :angel:



OK


go and get the #### out of my bed




Mrs ho har:angel:

was wondering when you would pick that up:angel:

[Fusion]

:Rolling::Rolling: Mrs Ho Har said a naughty word :Rolling::Rolling:

[abaddonxi]

and she said, John,
hey you get off of my cloud.

[Debacle]

Dont hang around coz twos a crowd on my cloud baby

[JohnE]

its hard to soar with eagles when your surrounded by turkeys!!!

"Wild turkeys'

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/67.jpg (http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.undercovertourist.com/united-states/kentucky/lexington/attractions/img/l/wild-turkey-distiller.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.undercovertourist.com/united-states/kentucky/lexington/attractions/wild-turkey-distiller.html&h=608&w=315&sz=11&tbnid=ltz6dE1Kvr4J::&tbnh=136&tbnw=70&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwild%2Bturkey%2Bpictures&usg=__63tE4-bSHJ-ti3zw0_55UdRL6w8=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)


that one was too hard , i see over run with the blondes and one of them swears, i am shocked and horrified!!!!

heres an easy one.


Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And can't tell where to find them
Leave them alone,
And they'll come home
Wagging their tails behind them







je

[Fusion]

What the hell is going on John :p:p:p . you been into that wild turkey :D;)

[Shonky]

Hmmmmmmm....sheep fetish........:eek:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[abaddonxi]

HM - Don't worry, Ram's been so sweet lately, consoling me and stuff. It'll
be really very. Promise.
VS - Okay, just as long as it's not one of those nights when they get ****-
faced and take us to a pasture to tip cows.
Simon

[The ho har's]

who said #### was a swear word:(









I could have said get the hell out of my bed:D:p



Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

who said #### was a swear word:(









I could have said get the hell out of my bed:D:p



Mrs ho har:angel:

yeah yeah sure sure :p:p:p you was thinkin swear words :D:angel: .

[The ho har's]

Sheep Vs Cows - Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/26966/sheep_vs_cows/)


Mrs ho har:angel:

[foz.in.oz]

Every dog has his day!

[The ho har's]

Every dog has his day!


right about that one Ray:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

When is Dogs day

Horses have a day set aside as their collective birthday, what about dogs

[The ho har's]

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/50.jpg


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

who said there was no birthday for dogs



https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/11/49.jpg


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

the sheppard on the left has the nicest hat on:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

In the afternoon :D:D

Thats only for Al Pacinos Dogs

[Sleepy]

Al Pacino went to mow, went to mow a meadow....
Al Pacino and his dog, went to mow a meadow....

Robert De Niro went to mow, went to mow a meadow,
Robert De Niro and his dog, spot
Went to mow a meadow




Are you lookin at me?:twisted:

[Debacle]

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin for a train
And Im feeling near as faded as my jeans

[The ho har's]

Acid wash or just really old?

prefer acid wash

Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

Acid wash or just really old?

I dont think they had acid wash when that song was written

[FenianEel]

Vlad,

You didn't go swimming last night did you?

Police are continuing a search in Moreton Bay, north of Brisbane, for a man who jumped from his car and ran into the water after being stopped for a random breath test this morning.

He was last seen 100 metres offshore after he entered the water at Redcliffe.

Water police, coast guard volunteers and a helicopter crew are involved in the search, ABC radio reports.

[The ho har's]

pinch and a punch



Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

pinch and a punch



Mrs ho har:angel:

Hit and a kick for being so quick :D;):p.

[The ho har's]

for the first of the month

then


Hit and a kick for being so quick :D;):p.



Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

It's the 2nd now...........

and I thought I was the only early bird:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

Ok Mod.....just wheel her and her chair thread in over here.

I'll just clear some room.

































:D:D:p:p

[The ho har's]

Ok Mod.....just wheel her and her chair thread in over here.

I'll just clear some room.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2009/01/671.jpg

































:D:D:p:p

I prefer this version of chair..........and it is still very comphy:p

Mrs ho har:angel:

[Outlaw]

I'm getting so fed up at work been thinking about investing in a new chair myself ;)
http://theaviationpage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/b52-ejector-seat-office-chair.jpg

[Outlaw]

But one day will be here :D:D:D

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

[The ho har's]

But one day will be here :D:D:D

http://tu.trekunited.com/frontpage/images/auction1cptchair.jpg



outlaw has made the chair thread move...............but there is still the other one:twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

Looks like a few people are getting soft :D:p:angel::wasntme:

[Sleepy]

Mmmm

I think I need difflocks and a roll bar on mine :D

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1313.jpg

[abaddonxi]

When good chairs go bad.

Simon

[VladTepes]

That's actually a feral chair which I recently shot.
Trust me, the environment is the better for it !

[JohnE]

oh no mrs ho har no off roading in your chair, when vlad is about!!

did someone say sheep!



https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1262.jpg (http://www.cfgphoto.com/photos-sheep-english-leicester.html)

i like the pretty faced ones!

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1262.jpg (http://www.cfgphoto.com/photos-sheep-hampshire.html)


but some like the other face!!!


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1262.jpg (http://www.freefoto.com/preview/01-16-24?ffid=01-16-24&k=Sheep)



john

[The ho har's]

oh no mrs ho har no off roading in your chair, when vlad is about!!

did someone say sheep!



http://www.cfgphoto.com/data/thumbnails/379/CFG4464.jpg (http://www.cfgphoto.com/photos-sheep-english-leicester.html)

i like the pretty faced ones!

http://www.cfgphoto.com/data/thumbnails/380/APA0013.jpg (http://www.cfgphoto.com/photos-sheep-hampshire.html)


but some like the other face!!!


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1262.jpg (http://www.freefoto.com/preview/01-16-24?ffid=01-16-24&k=Sheep)



john


you are not doing very good with pics are you this is the second thread I have seen that they didn't work:(


Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

Ya know I've been sitting here reading all the posts on this thread that come through........and you know what.....are some of you on crack :p:D. I mean, I might get accused of being...beligerant....pig headed.....opinionated....verbal.....passionate... .Im sure Sharlea could add a few....but Im not going to ask her....oh and Im sure a few other pearlers from my fan club :p....but at least it makes sense, even if a little fiesty :cool:.

Seriously....whatever some of you are on...Mrs HH....bring me some tomorrow :D,

Regards

Stevo

[Sleepy]

.are some of you on crack :p:D.

Crack? What ? Where?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1260.jpg

[D-Fender]

oh good lord:o
Thats very unprofessional

Andy.

[The ho har's]

Ya know I've been sitting here reading all the posts on this thread that come through........and you know what.....are some of you on crack :p:D. I mean, I might get accused of being...beligerant....pig headed.....opinionated....verbal.....passionate... .Im sure Sharlea could add a few....but Im not going to ask her....oh and Im sure a few other pearlers from my fan club :p....but at least it makes sense, even if a little fiesty :cool:.

Seriously....whatever some of you are on...Mrs HH....bring me some tomorrow :D,

Regards

Stevo


Not a problem.....if I can get a lift:(


Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

Quote:
Originally Posted by stevo68 https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-post863098.html#post863098)
.are some of you on crack :p:D.

Crack? What ? Where?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1261.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/STEPHE%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgGlad I havent had my dinner yet...after that will have to go and have another beer :D,

Regards

Stevo

[The ho har's]

Crack? What ? Where?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1260.jpg


:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

Quote:
Originally Posted by stevo68 https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-647.html#post863098)
Ya know I've been sitting here reading all the posts on this thread that come through........and you know what.....are some of you on crack :p:D. I mean, I might get accused of being...beligerant....pig headed.....opinionated....verbal.....passionate... .Im sure Sharlea could add a few....but Im not going to ask her....oh and Im sure a few other pearlers from my fan club :p....but at least it makes sense, even if a little fiesty :cool:.

Seriously....whatever some of you are on...Mrs HH....bring me some tomorrow :D,

Regards

Stevo


Not a problem.....if I can get a lift:(


Mrs ho har:angel:
What......nobody got ear muffs for the trip down :Rolling::whistling::p:D,

Regards

Stevo

[The ho har's]

What......nobody got ear muffs for the trip down :Rolling::whistling::p:D,

Regards

Stevo


you will keep.....BIG TIME...I am sure I have said this to you before:confused::p:twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

Stevo BTW are you serious have you read this entire thread from the start.....if so you have had nothing better to do today......and I supose that's what this thread is all about ....nothing better to do at the time:o


Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

Stevo BTW are you serious have you read this entire thread from the start.....if so you have had nothing better to do today......and I supose that's what this thread is all about ....nothing better to do at the time:o


Mrs ho har:angel: Sorry should have clarified......I have read it from whenever some other thread I was on got palmed off into here....read VLAD :p.....so have been keeping up with what seems like porn for chairs and John E relish for lambikins........I keep getting the emails.....so thought rather than be a voyeur may as well add something to it. Oh and I was kidding before...a smidgy...tidgy...widgy bit :p. You can give us a punch in the arm tomorrow :)......oh if someone finds a pair of ear muffs :twisted:,

Regards

Stevo

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I must say Stevo,, that Mrs Ho Har is making a late run for STARS Hall Of Fame greatness,,

Its nice to see the baton taken up by the youngsters:cool:

[The ho har's]

Sorry should have clarified......I have read it from whenever some other thread I was on got palmed off into here....read VLAD :p.....so have been keeping up with what seems like porn for chairs and John E relish for lambikins........I keep getting the emails.....so thought rather than be a voyeur may as well add something to it. Oh and I was kidding before...a smidgy...tidgy...widgy bit :p. You can give us a punch in the arm tomorrow :)......oh if someone finds a pair of ear muffs :twisted:,

Regards

Stevo



I may NEVER talk to you again............you will be sorry someday:p


Mrs ho har:angrylock:

[The ho har's]

I must say Stevo,, that Mrs Ho Har is making a late run for STARS Hall Of Fame greatness,,

Its nice to see the baton taken up by the youngsters:cool:

cheeky s**t..you haven't met me yet have you:twisted:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

They work fine for me...maybe it;s you that is not very good with pics :D

well I have categorically stated I am no photographer in another thread....but I can not see JohnE pics..every other thread I can:confused:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

I must say Stevo,, that Mrs Ho Har is making a late run for STARS Hall Of Fame greatness,,

Its nice to see the baton taken up by the youngsters:cool:
__________________
_________________ Pedro, I reckon you just got yourself a new best friend there....might make up for my "ear muffs" comment :D.


I may NEVER talk to you again............you will be sorry someday:p


Mrs ho har:angrylock:What never.....has chrissy come early this year :Rolling:.


Maybe some of us have the ability not to take life seriously every second of the day :D:D See above...not so serious :p,

Regards

Stevo

[The ho har's]

Pedro, I reckon you just got yourself a new best friend there....might make up for my "ear muffs"

What never.....has chrissy come early this year :Rolling:.


Regards

Stevo


:nazilock:

Mrs ho har:angel:

[abaddonxi]

:nazilock:

Mrs ho har:angel:

Really, lock the stars thread?

That's a pretty big call.:p

[stevo68]

Quote:
Originally Posted by stevo68 https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2016/08/768.jpg (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-post863180.html#post863180)
Pedro, I reckon you just got yourself a new best friend there....might make up for my "ear muffs"

What never.....has chrissy come early this year :Rolling:.


Regards

Stevo


:nazilock:

Mrs ho har:angel:
Oops...looks like I can add another to the Stevo Fan Club :p....but seriously....no no seriously..........:imwithstupid:.........I'll try again.....:oops2:....getting there...........Im sorry HH...only mucking around :blush:....must bite tongue and say nothing more.....one ex wife should be experience enough about how these strange creatures work :D,

Regards

Stevo

[The ho har's]

Oops...looks like I can add another to the Stevo Fan Club :p....but seriously....no no seriously..........:imwithstupid:.........I'll try again.....:oops2:....getting there...........Im sorry HH...only mucking around :blush:....must bite tongue and say nothing more.....one ex wife should be experience enough about how these strange creatures work :D,

Regards

Stevo


all good seeyou tomorrow night hopefully:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

Really, lock the stars thread?

That's a pretty big call.:p


no I don't but got the response I wanted:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[JohnE]

you are not doing very good with pics are you this is the second thread I have seen that they didn't work:(


Mrs ho har:angel:

whats wrong with the pics , too small

what about a big one


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1255.jpg (http://www.bigfoto.com/sites/galery/flowers1/flower-vase.jpg)


better go to plan B then,




john

[JohnE]

I may NEVER talk to you again............you will be sorry someday:p


Mrs ho har:angrylock:


Stevo or whoever else is there this has the makings of a trip report,


maybe you'll have to wear one of these to achieve the aim,

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1234.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/ball-gag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/&usg=__NG2_8_h_dygkSr370im7oLjugm8=&h=350&w=297&sz=17&hl=en&start=44&um=1&tbnid=tG58B_9Cb_tZ0M:&tbnh=120&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsilence%2Bgag%2Bphoto%26start%3D36%26 ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGIC,GGIC:200 6-52,GGIC:en%26sa%3DN)




it might work



john

[Fusion]

For gods sake John ..... I thought we had told you " no more pics of the basement " :angel::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[The ho har's]

definitely not my computer I can see everyones pics but JohnE:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[stevo68]

Stevo or whoever else is there this has the makings of a trip report,


maybe you'll have to wear one of these to achieve the aim,

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/12/1234.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/ball-gag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/&usg=__NG2_8_h_dygkSr370im7oLjugm8=&h=350&w=297&sz=17&hl=en&start=44&um=1&tbnid=tG58B_9Cb_tZ0M:&tbnh=120&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsilence%2Bgag%2Bphoto%26start%3D36%26 ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGIC,GGIC:200 6-52,GGIC:en%26sa%3DN)




it might work



john Before she gets home, saw Mrs HH tonight....Poor Trav :D,,,I did offer a pair of my head phones for the journey back...and as promised...she did punch me :o,

Regards

Stevo

[The ho har's]

very quite trip home actually.......I think Trav was falling asleep.....that's where I am heading now...night night:o


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sprint]

you're going for your beauty sleep at THIS time of the day?

[Outlaw]

good idea... me too :D:D:D

[Sprint]

good idea... me too :D:D:D

yea, but from what i've heard, you NEED beauty sleep!

[The ho har's]

you're going for your beauty sleep at THIS time of the day?


in bed after 10pm up 3.30am to go to work..work my ***off need more sleep:p and going to Weeds tonight:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sprint]

wtf did you do to deserve that kinda punishment?

[The ho har's]

wtf did you do to deserve that kinda punishment?


GCLRO meeting last night...good time always had.....fast food restraunts are open 24hrs now:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[JohnE]

Before she gets home, saw Mrs HH tonight....Poor Trav :D,,,I did offer a pair of my head phones for the journey back...and as promised...she did punch me :o,

Regards

Stevo



I'll have to dodge her on the 14th she will probably punch me too!!!
But she can;t see the photos the rest of the world sees, I might get away with it!!


john

[Sprint]

Sprint....comming to CQ in Dec for a couple of weeks..Baralaba area


Mrs ho har:angel:

pfft, nowhere near me!

[The ho har's]

I'll have to dodge her on the 14th she will probably punch me too!!!
But she can;t see the photos the rest of the world sees, I might get away with it!!


john


aahhhhaaaaa:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
New door tops for my Series 3.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me........

[abaddonxi]

aahhhhaaaaa:p


Mrs ho har:angel:
Post 6500:eek:

[Outlaw]

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two canvas seat covers...
And some new door tops for my Series 3.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

[The ho har's]

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

three nice new fenders

Two canvas seat covers...

And some new door tops for my Series 3.


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me.....

[Debacle]

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

three nice new fenders

Two canvas seat covers...

And some new door tops for my Series 3.


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me.....

Four Wheels a Driving

[dullbird]

on the fith day of christams my true love gave to me....
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me........

[Debacle]

on the fith day of christams my true love gave to me....
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me........

6WD Perenties

[The ho har's]

on the sixth day of christams my true love gave to me....

6WD Perenties
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

:D:D:D
love it

Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

on the sixth day of christams my true love gave to me....

6WD Perenties
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

:D:D:D
love it

Mrs ho har:angel:

7 bogged toyotas

[Debacle]

7 bogged toyotas

8 Range Rover Cylinders Humming

[Sleepy]

on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me....

8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyotas
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

[The ho har's]

on the eigth day of christmas my true love gave to me....

8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyotas
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3



heyMrs sleepy are you there I think sleepy whants new tyres for christmas

[Debacle]

on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me....

8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyotas
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

9 tee SWB

[Sleepy]

heyMrs slepy are you there I think sleepy whants new tyres for christmas

:angel: :whistling:

[The ho har's]

on the nineth day of Christmas my true love said to me
9 diesels humming
8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyota's
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3



I don't think diesels humm do you


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

on the nineth day of Christmas my true love said to me
9 diesels humming
8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyota's
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3


Mrs ho har:angel:

I liked mine better

[Debacle]

10 oil leaks
11 mechanics wondering
12 Grand repair bill

[The ho har's]

12 Grand repair bill
11 mechanics wondering
10 oil leaks
9 diesels humming
8 range rover clinders humming
7 bogged Toyota's
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3




now that is a truly twelve days of Land Rover Christmas:D:o:p:wasntme:



Mrs ho har:angel:

[Sleepy]

OK that's it.

I think we include Mrs HH's #9 if you get the last 3 John.

So all together now

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Grand repair bill
11 mechanics wondering
10 oil leaks
9 diesels humming
8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyota's
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3

[Debacle]

Amen

[The ho har's]

OK that's it.

I think we include Mrs HH's #9 if you get the last 3 John.

So all together now

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Grand repair bill
11 mechanics wondering
10 oil leaks
9 diesels humming
8 Swags for Sleeping
7 bogged Toyota's
6WD Perentie
5 brand new tyres
4 wheels are driving
3 nice new fenders
2 canvas seat covers
and some new door tops for the series 3


so is the tune the same old one or can we add a new one:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Debacle]

so is the tune the same old one or can we add a new one:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

Better keep with the original, I downloaded a heap of old Radiators songs this arvo but none of them really quite fit in, but its been fun listening to them for nostalgia sake.

Can we have a prize for the first person to post video of them singing the Twelve days of a Landrover Christmas

[Sleepy]

Better keep with the original, I downloaded a heap of old Radiators songs this arvo but none of them really quite fit in, but its been fun listening to them for nostalgia sake.

Can we have a prize for the first person to post video of them singing the Twelve days of a Landrover Christmas

Well I heard Mrs Ho Har did a movie once so maybe she could:D;)

(See other thread ;)) (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/68615-dont-you-love-those-old-movies.html#post865546)

[Debacle]

Well I heard Mrs Ho Har did a movie once so maybe she could:D;)

(See other thread ;)) (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/68615-dont-you-love-those-old-movies.html#post865546)

I suppose you want to be the leading man of course

[Sleepy]

I suppose you want to be the leading man of course

Nah I'll leave that to Mr HH!

Perhaps I could do the soundtrack!

[The ho har's]

I neaver really liked that movie:eek:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

down on page 5 what the hell is going on here:(


oohhh we can sing the Twelve Days of Land Rover Christmas on Sunday at the BBQ NM ok :D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

8 days to go !!!!

[Shonky]

3 days till Shonky goes to WA and doesn't have to work! :D:D:D

[easo]

It would have helped if we could have remembered the words :( :D:D:D

Drink more, then the real words never matter. :D

[The ho har's]

9 days to go when we go on hols for 2 weeks:D


Mrs ho har:angel:

[JohnE]

It would have helped if we could have remembered the words :( :D:D:D

What!, I must have been the only recipient of MRs HH, singing the ditty, or was it slurring the ditty,

well it sorted of sounded like what has been written!


john

[Sleepy]

Dear Santa,

After reading the "shed thread" I am ever so depressed.:( My shed is only big enough for one of my Land Rovers whilst the other 2 must live in the drive awaiting the carport to be finished.

I know I have made some mistakes this year (well it's usually her fault anyway:mad:) but if you could possibly find some room in your sliegh for a 3 car garage (Steel is OK but would prefer double brick) I would be ever so grateful. :angel:

Your favourite

Sleepy

P.S. No need to leave it uder the tree but the northeast corner of the yard facing west would be great

P.P.S. Plumbing and 240V would be good too.

P.P.P.S The bottle of Glenfiddich is in the usual place ;)

[Fusion]

:eek2::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling: :TakeABow: :TakeABow:

[Debacle]

Dear Santa,

After reading the "shed thread" I am ever so depressed.:( My shed is only big enough for one of my Land Rovers whilst the other 2 must live in the drive awaiting the carport to be finished.

I know I have made some mistakes this year (well it's usually her fault anyway:mad:) but if you could possibly find some room in your sliegh for a 3 car garage (Steel is OK but would prefer double brick) I would be ever so grateful. :angel:

Your favourite

Sleepy

P.S. No need to leave it uder the tree but the northeast corner of the yard facing west would be great

P.P.S. Plumbing and 240V would be good too.

P.P.P.S The bottle of Glenfiddich is in the usual place ;)

Dear Sleepy

I am sorry but I can not fit a 3 bay shed in my sleigh, but I can give you something to fix your shed envy depression.

Hope you enjoy your bottle of Prozac, young Sleepy.


PS, next year can you please not get your cat to do its business in an empty Glenfiddich bottle.

I may be fat, but I'm not stupid.

Santa

[Sleepy]

Dear Santa,

Thank you for your prompt reply.

If you can't fit the shed then how about an SVX Defender or perhaps a RRS ?

Ever flexibly yours

Sleepy

P.S. I think you may have mistaken Grannies colostomy bag with a cask of chardonnay! I wondered who emptied it:eek:

P.P.S Back to the shed idea - Does the sleigh have a tow bar? I can lend you a trailer if you need more load space.

[Debacle]

[QUOTE=Sleepy;873221][SIZE="4"][I]Dear Santa,

Thank you for your prompt reply.

If you can't fit the shed then how about an SVX Defender or perhaps a RRS ?

Ever flexibly yours

Sleepy

P.S. I think you may have mistaken Grannies colostomy bag with a cask of chardonnay! I wondered who emptied it:eek:

P.P.S Back to the shed idea - Does the sleigh have a tow bar? I can lend you a trailer if you need more load space.

[FONT="Arial Narrow"]Dear Sleepy

Nice to hear from you again, you are a very, umm persistent young boy.

Do you think that if I could give you a SVX Defender or RRS that I would be driving this ****box sleigh. Half a dozen reindeer does not count as power steering and dont start me on the ****ing air con.

Give up on the shed, no I cant tow it, last year I got pulled over and put on the scales by the RTA near your joint and it cost me $500 and three points.

Sorry, but you are probably used to disappointment seeing that you own a Disco

Merry Xmas

Santa

[Sleepy]

Dear Santa,

Well, if you think you can please me with another pair of socks forget it.

Sleepy


P.S. I've heard there is a religion that lets you have 72 land rovers when you die. If I can convince them to give me a few in advance then you can forget my chimney!

[B92 8NW]

Well, if you think you can please me with another pair of socks forget it.



:eek::eek::eek:

and I'll say it again :eek::eek:


one more time!!:eek:

[easo]

Maybe Santa needs a road train that can fly to replace his sleigh.

[Shonky]

LOL!

[Debacle]

This is supposed to be the silly season, so why has this thread been dormant for 12 days.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Dormont?

isnt that a single malt???:p

[abaddonxi]

Thought it was a water bird, similar to a Bald Coot.


http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/coot_adult_300_tcm9-148967.jpg (http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/c/coot/index.asp)




All-black and larger than its cousin, the moorhen, it has a distinctive white beak and 'shield' above the beak which earns it the title 'bald'. Its feet have distinctive lobed flaps of skin on the toes, which act instead of webs when swimming. It patters noisily over the water before taking off and can be very aggressive towards others.
Simon

[abaddonxi]

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/69999-black-bonnet.html

Woah black bonnet
Bam Balam

[The ho har's]

This is supposed to be the silly season, so why has this thread been dormant for 12 days.


cause I am away:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[easo]

cause I am away:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

Well there you are!!

[The ho har's]

has anyone noticed I am back now:p:wasntme:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[foz.in.oz]

I have. I had to turn down the speakers on the PC :D:D

[The ho har's]

I have. I had to turn down the speakers on the PC :D:D



:eek2: :Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:



Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

I done a nudie run new years eve night :eek::D:angel:.

[The ho har's]

I done a nudie run new years eve night :eek::D:angel:.


:rulez: It didn't happen without pictures:eek2::wasntme::p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Fusion]

:rulez: It didn't happen without pictures:eek2::wasntme::p


Mrs ho har:angel:

Oh yes it did :D:D:D;):angel:

[The ho har's]

Oh yes it did :D:D:D;):angel:


well I can't see any:p


Mrs ho har:angel:


7 to go yehhkeep talking:D

[Fusion]

This is a "G" rated site mate :p;):angel:

[The ho har's]

This is a "G" rated site mate :p;):angel:


perhaps you could put a smiliey face there:p


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Shonky]

perhaps you could put a smiliey face there

Or a full stop.



:D

[The ho har's]

Or a full stop.



:D



what are you trying to say...full stops aren't very big:wasntme:


Mrs ho har:angel:

[Shonky]

Big enough! :D