I can see.......... Stars !

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I've heard he's quite keen on rubber----:wasntme:

[abaddonxi]

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub.

Is that the Vulcan mind meld?

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

No it's..

"doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy day"

[JohnE]

thanks vlad now theres a tune humming in my head, aka i hear stars!!

there she was just a-walkin down the street,
Singin, do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
Snappin her fingers and shufflin her feet,
Singin, do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
She looked good, looked good
She looked fine, looked fine
She looked good, she looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind

hey pedro you looked its only a small piece of rubber,

no trekkies?
i'm not one, just like to watch!!!


john

[VladTepes]

There is some SUN oday so before I head off to Fraser Island allow me to leave you with this:

Boom chukka lukka lukka boom chucka boom

[Pedro_The_Swift]

aaRRRRRRME training SIR!

[JohnE]

nothing like the morning funnies, Vlad, kindly make sure the sun stays out until next week, when we get up there!!

There she was just a .....................

thats a fact jack!!


john

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I didnt think he was that old---:angel::wasntme::p

[VladTepes]

WHo ?

(If you think I'm gonna go all the way back to the previous page to check - you're wrong !)

BTW Pedro - I won't be able to catch up on the way back from Fraser as I;m already home. Details will eventually come !

[olbod]

One of my shorts has a hole in the pocket, Its damned annoying because I keep forgetting to put my keys and change in the other side.

[VladTepes]

I thought I had a hole in my pocket but turned out I owned several Land Rovers....

[JohnE]

I got a hole in the pocket of my shorts,but i don't carry any change. lucky eh.
had a hole in the gutters but fixed that, replaced them.

drilled a hole in a piece of steel the other day, that was fun. i used the drill press.

now whats this about Vlad being home? was it wet up there/ we are going up on thursday for a week. oh dear


john

[VladTepes]

Yeah im back - looks like weather will improve FROM Thursday - you arsey bugger !

[cucinadio]

:D lve! just got a hole in my pocket :angel:

cheers

[JohnE]

:D lve! just got a hole in my pocket :angel:

cheers



left or right??

sorry to hear your trip was shortened vlad,
thanks pat just saw the weather forcast bugger, don;t think i;ll be hitting the waves, and we are going up in the toyota.so that rules out going for a drive on the island.



john

[cucinadio]

left or right??


john


thats why my left forarm is bigger than the right :angel:

cheers

[VladTepes]

This is getting silly all this talk of holes in pockets.


I have a button on my shirt !

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I dunno NM,, it IS vlad we're talking about,,


He probably has buttons on BOTH sides:D:p

[JohnE]

thats why my left forarm is bigger than the right :angel:

cheers



i see dress to the left, hence the hole!!

funny i could tell you a button story, no i won't you'll have to guess.


john

[abaddonxi]

This is getting silly all this talk of holes in pockets.


I have a button on my shirt !

Back to the songs!


A pocket song-

Got new skank it's so reet.

Cheers
Simon

[fraser130]

I've got three pockets in my overalls.

[Jamo]

Pockets was in Hatari.

[fraser130]

......I've got three pockets in my overalls........

[Pedro_The_Swift]

oooh,, a repeat offender!!

[abaddonxi]

Mein Hut, der hat drei (http://ingeb.org/Lieder/meinhuth.html) Ecken,
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt' er nicht drei Ecken,
So wär's auch nicht mein Hut.

Cheers
Simon

[Quarks]

Mein Hut, der hat drei (http://ingeb.org/Lieder/meinhuth.html) Ecken,
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt' er nicht drei Ecken,
So wär's auch nicht mein Hut.

Cheers
Simon

That was my favourite song when learning German :D:D

Go the trilby!! :D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

so when did English Navy Captains go from the "Tricorn" hat to a two sided affair?

[abaddonxi]

so when did English Navy Captains go from the "Tricorn" hat to a two sided affair?

While defeating the French (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

While defeating the French (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).

Cheers
Simon

I almost noted this as an infraction (serious answer in a silly thread) but then I clicked the link.

[easo]

Mein Hut, der hat drei (http://ingeb.org/Lieder/meinhuth.html) Ecken,
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt' er nicht drei Ecken,
So wär's auch nicht mein Hut.

Cheers
Simon

?????????????????????????:(

[VladTepes]

Mein Hut, der hat drei (http://ingeb.org/Lieder/meinhuth.html) Ecken,
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt' er nicht drei Ecken,
So wär's auch nicht mein Hut.

Cheers
Simon

Babel says:



My hat, that has three corners, three corners has my hat. And ' it does not haett three corners, thus waer's also not my hat.


but I think something got lost in the translation.

[abaddonxi]

?????????????????????????:(

The link has translations into many languages.

This song was a favourite of German teachers when I was in high school.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Hmm, I think the above might be worthy of an infraction.

Yellow card.

Simon

[VladTepes]

But it's so much more poetic in......

Мой шлем, оно имеет 3 угла, 3 углами имеют мой шлем, и имели его не 3 угла, оно не был бы мой шлем.

[abaddonxi]

But it's so much more poetic in......

Мой шлем, оно имеет 3 угла, 3 углами имеют мой шлем, и имели его не 3 угла, оно не был бы мой шлем.

Ahhh.

Remember the cold years on the Steppes.

Waiter, more vodka and frozen mussels!

Cheers
Simon

[Jamo]

I think I slept on the steps on a cold night once after drinking too much vodka.

[one_iota]

I think I slept on the steps on a cold night once after drinking too much vodka.

Mine involved that deadly combination of too much salt and lemon (and a little tequila)

[easo]

I think I slept on the steps on a cold night once after drinking too much vodka.

It seems to happen to me too, also come home and the house is locked.

[abaddonxi]

Mine involved that deadly combination of too much salt and lemon (and a little tequila)

Funny how it never happens from eating too many salt and vinegar chips, but soon as you mix salt, lime and tequila the salt and lime start doing their evil thing.

Cheers
Simon

[one_iota]

Funny how it never happens from eating too many salt and vinegar chips, but soon as you mix salt, lime and tequila the salt and lime start doing their evil thing.

Cheers
Simon

:D

And beetle nut mixed with lime has the same effect.

With crisps I usually stick to the plain sea salted (Maldon gourmet sea salt preferred).

[Pedro_The_Swift]

should I ask about a RR Review?


or not?



you on 'Stars,, just like old times,,,:D

[fraser130]

.......one on the back.........

[abaddonxi]

should I ask about a RR Review?


or not?



you on 'Stars,, just like old times,,,:D

Who has been shopping?

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Yeah, do tell.

[hiline]

whats going on :D

i lost were i was on page 499 :angel:

[abaddonxi]

whats going on :D

i lost were i was on page 499 :angel:

Well around that time Vlad got married and OI met his lady friend.

Since then the rest of us have been struggling to keep the stars thread alive.

:D:D:D

And if you haven't checked in in the last five hundred posts you haven't been helping.:twisted:

Cheers
Simon

[Quarks]

...
And if you haven't checked in in the last five hundred posts you haven't been helping.:twisted:

Cheers
Simon

So is this like an airport then?

You need to post 2-3 or more hours ahead of when you want to say something?

:D

[abaddonxi]

So is this like an airport then?

You need to post 2-3 or more hours ahead of when you want to say something?

:D

:D:D:D

100% perfect stars post.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

didn't take thethink long to work it out :D:D

i can be a little slow sometimes :p:p


right back to reading from page 503 ;)

[fraser130]

.......one on the back...........

[hiline]

.......one on the back...........

i'm getting one removed soon .............

[VladTepes]

.......one on the back...........

of ?

[abaddonxi]

Whoo hoo!

Double post day.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Whoo hoo!

Double post day.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

sneaky you :D

[hiline]

yes i hear it to :D:D

[hiline]

again........

[hiline]

and.............

[hiline]

again....................

[VladTepes]

Harumph !!!

[VladTepes]

Harumph !!!

and again !

[easo]

Harumph !!!

And another.

[easo]

Harumph !!!

And yet another.

[VladTepes]

Wow this thread is really starting to make sense !

[abaddonxi]

Wow this thread is really starting to make sense !

One more time.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















and now, go again.

But something a bit different, please:

How about this, completely at random:

RANDOM.ORG - True Random Number Service (http://www.random.org/)

[easo]

Wow this thread is really starting to make sense !

Huh!!!!!!!!

[abaddonxi]

The goat problem. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem)

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

oh thats just silly,,,

actually I have a friend who's a maths nut,, this will make her day!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

aparently not,,,

who are you again???
:spudnikwhat:

[easo]

Oh yeah....that's right....Numpty's Missus :)

Who's Numpty? :o

What a Missus????

[fraser130]

........and one in the ordinary everyday regular place............

[abaddonxi]

To misquote the Marrickville Mauler-

'I missus ya's all'.

Cheers
Simon

[easo]

To misquote the Marrickville Mauler-

'I missus ya's all'.

Cheers
Simon

Ya'll...........god dam

[abaddonxi]

To misquote the Marrickville Mauler-

'I missus youse all'.

Cheers
Simon

I sit corrected.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

sitting correctly is good for the spine :D

[easo]

Good posture.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Leon!


leather steering wheel cover indeed,,
all the other S1's will laugh at him at cooma

[abaddonxi]

Leon on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on

Oh, could somebody steer me in the right direction?

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

shouldnt you be doing something with numpty about now?? breakfast in bed,, nice hot cuppa,,
todays paper,,

[abaddonxi]

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

EXTRA strong coffee this morning Simon??:p

[incisor]

i must be ill...

i think i found something that made sense in this thread...

:eek:

[abaddonxi]

i must be ill...

i think i found something that made sense in this thread...

:eek:

Where:eek:

Where:eek:

You can't get sick Inc, thousands, hundreds, (damn, no strikethrough), several of us will go into terminal withdrawal.

Picked up a burr grinder the other day, the coffee does taste better.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Does this mean you will come and help with Numpty after the knife cutter has been at him? :) :angel:

Now who's talking too much coffee. Do you really want another Land Rover mad internet addict loitering about the place?

I'm trying to get several universities into a bidding war for my doctoral thesis, and Griffith is one of my targets, so a move north might be on the cards.

Cheers
Simon

[Fusion]

I LIKE GRAPES !!!!!! :eek::D:D:D:D:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Now who's talking too much coffee. Do you really want another Land Rover mad internet addict loitering about the place?

Cheers
Simon

sounds like home to me!!!:D

just let me pack OW! my OW! bags OW!
stop hitting me Di!!!

[fraser130]

.............on the bib!!!!.......

[td5110]

I'm trying to get several universities into a bidding war for my doctoral thesis, and Griffith is one of my targets, so a move north might be on the cards.

Cheers
Simon

Hi Simon,

What's your doctoral thesis about?

Gordon

[abaddonxi]

Hi Simon,

What's your doctoral thesis about?

Gordon

Point of view in feature film scriptwriting. I'm still waiting - since start of October - on marks on my MA in creative writing - scriptwriting. The doctorate will be a move into film theory. There seems to be a niche for scriptwriting theorists that is yet to be exploited.

The jolly thing is that it also leads to stuff about the perception of film scripts as stand-alone texts that you might read for pleasure as you would a play, and into ideas about film authorship - always a hot topic.

Cheers
Simon


*Yellow card for serious reply. Second this week.

[td5110]

*Yellow card for serious reply. Second this week. :D:D:D

It never ceases to amaze me the variety of interests and expertise on this list. The thesis topic does sound interesting, by the way. Good luck with it.

Cheers,

Gordon

[abaddonxi]

3000

[Fusion]

WooooooHooooooo ....... ok what are we woohooing at ? :eek::D

[abaddonxi]

A terminal case of red star fever.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I have, still ME ,,, and always will, no matter what, who cares about the forum, or tech IQ, some things transend written words,

[Pedro_The_Swift]

My round I think,,,:D

[VladTepes]

WOuld you people stop WASTING your time here and go and answer some of the questions I have asked in recent threads ?



THEN you can come back and waste time here.

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I'll have a pint then :D

That's a REALLY big flash back!!!:eek::p

[Pedro_The_Swift]

so,, thats makes your heritage a giveaway:cool:

[easo]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beer

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I can see you and me will get along easo,,,;):twobeers:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Just think of how much young Numpty can put down now he's home,,,,,,

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I still have the guilts over last time,,,:blush:

[easo]

Last year he only got about 4 brews down...
In the last 8 weeks he's put down 2 beer brews and a cider brew :D

He says...are you coming back to help him drink some of it then? :D

I've said it once and I'll say it again,


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beer

Theres that eco!!!

[abaddonxi]

Hidden on page 12.

Do none of you care for the stars thread anymore?

Have you all been waffling on about wheels (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/53065-wheels.html)?


Has anyone noticed this Itsame (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/members/itsame.html) chap?

1399 and hasn't logged on since 18 May 2006.:eek:

Spooky:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

trying NOT to read wheels,,,

thought NM might of bumped this,,,,:p

[one_iota]

Has anyone noticed this Itsame (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/members/itsame.html) chap?

1399 and hasn't logged on since 18 May 2006.:eek:

Spooky:D:D

Cheers
Simon

Even spookier is the fact that he joined on that very day :eek:

Some one should have a word with Inc about that chap ;)

Speaking of suspicious characters .... anyone remember Clutch_Cargo?

[Pedro_The_Swift]

were'nt they a brand of shorts?






oh, sorry,, thought it said crutch,,,:angel:

[one_iota]

were'nt they a brand of shorts?






oh, sorry,, thought it said crutch,,,:angel:


no no no not on this forum...we've already had NM mention "budgie smugglers" :nazilock:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

no no no not on this forum...we've already had NM mention "budgie smugglers" :nazilock:

and JD's still talking about it---:p

[VladTepes]

hello !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


.

[easo]

G'day............................................. ........................

[Mud_Bogger6]

Hello Missus numpty

[Mud_Bogger6]

Yeah very quiet here in my IT class, the Rover is coming this weekend YAY!!!!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Lillies pounding down like a machine---

[abaddonxi]

Lillies pounding down like a machine---

Didn't happen without pics.

Cheers
Simon

[blitz]

guess it's time to say hi in here to get my tally up one higher :D:D:D
Blythe

[Quarks]

Just one, blitz?

I'm sure you could do better than that! :p

:D

[blitz]

Well maybe I could, but I dont want to appear frivolous:angel::angel::angel:

Blythe

I crack me up sometimes

[easo]

get my tally up one higher :D:D:D
Blythe

Tally-Ho old chap!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Pascoe’s making divots in the green

[abaddonxi]

Marshy's taking wickets.


Onwards, taran-tara!


Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Took ya long enough:p:p:p

[abaddonxi]

Bit too young for the Mojo Singers, bit too old for Shannon Noll.

Google is my friend.:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

one of my saving graces is I'm too old for Mr Noll
:cool:

[abaddonxi]

While you were watching the cricket.

The cabbages are revolting. (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Cabbages)

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

While you were watching the moustaches.

The cabbages are revolting. (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Cabbages)

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2008/03/430.jpg

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Those last two are worth a red star!!!:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

and how did you know,
I was trimming my Mo?

[abaddonxi]

Double post!

Double post!

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Thank god,, I thought it was the beer!!:p

[abaddonxi]

Slackers.

This forum...

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Where's the Cooma thread at ?

[abaddonxi]

Where's the Cooma thread at ?

Yellow card, this post is perilously close to containing meaningful content.

Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

just when I thought today was going to be about something meaningful and would make sense i see this!!
now i know it won't !

john

[hiline]

only meaning to Friday is its Saturday tomorrow :D

but tomorrow never comes because its then today :angel:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

not sure I should even talk to

NON COOMA ATTENDEES:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[hiline]

not sure I should even talk to

NON COOMA ATTENDEES:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

:blush::blush::blush::whistling: no need to say anything else

[Pedro_The_Swift]

you must have been sad--
not even a return phone call!!!!:D:D

[hiline]

you must have been sad--
not even a return phone call!!!!:D:D


funny i got your phone call message while getting more beer for the bush :p:p

[FenianEel]

but tomorrow never comes because its then today :angel:

Joe's Waterhole Eumundi, for years had a huge sign on the highway - "FREE BEER TOMORROW":D

[Mick-Kelly]

Joe's Waterhole Eumundi, for years had a huge sign on the highway - "FREE BEER TOMORROW":D

Im there then, whos with me. Just a little dimension slip and its free beer. That should get the physicists working. :p

[VladTepes]

BOO ! Radley

[easo]

Im there then, whos with me. Just a little dimension slip and its free beer. That should get the physicists working. :p

Hot on your heals.

[abaddonxi]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's going to buy you a mocking bird.
If the mocking bird don't sing,
Papa's going to buy you a diamond ring.

Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

Hush Little Baby
(The Mockingbird Song)




john

[VladTepes]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's going to buy you a mocking bird.
If the mocking bird don't sing,
Papa's going back to the pet shop to wring the neck of the sorry bugger who sold it to him.

[abaddonxi]

I think, keeping the spirit of the stars thread, the correct answer should have been, To kill a mockingbird, although I would have accepted Harper Lee as an alternative.

Another post wasted.

Long live the stars thread.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Long live the stars thread.

:D:D:D

Cheers
Simon

Ahh, but how long ?




The Question


How long do stars live? I am 7 years old.
The Answer

Stars live different lengths of time, depending on how big they are. A star like our Sun lives for about 10 billion years, while a star which weighs twenty times as much lives only 10 million years, about a thousandth as long.


How long do stars live? (http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/971110j.html)

[abaddonxi]

Well, since Inc is aiming for Big Boards status, I think we're safe from the chop for a few weeks yet.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

I'd rather a cutlet---:whistling:

[abaddonxi]

Lashings of mint sauce.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Mmmmmm mint sauce !

[Debacle]

Mmmmmm mint sauce !

Its just not right to tarnish the taste of some nice tender lamb with mint sauce !

[100I]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's going to buy you a mocking bird.
If the mocking bird don't sing,
Papa's going back to the pet shop to wring the neck of the sorry bugger who sold it to him.
He's not dead, he's just resting

[100I]

Ahh, but how long ?





How long do stars live? (http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/971110j.html)

How long do stars live?

Depends what sort of crowd they fall into in their twenties really.

[abaddonxi]

How long do stars live?

Depends what sort of crowd they fall into in their twenties really.

:clap2::clap2::clap2:

Cheers
Simon

[Phil633]

Has anyone read this thread fom the beginning?

I suppose there is no threat of this thread being hijacked:)

[abaddonxi]

Has anyone read this thread fom the beginning?

I suppose there is no threat of this thread being hijacked:)

G'wan, be the first. Be the stars thread scholar.

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

Has anyone read this thread fom the beginning?

I suppose there is no threat of this thread being hijacked:)

A few of us have been there from the beginning. Imagine the time wasted. Could have restored a series truck in all that time.

Hijacked ? Well I suppose someone could start making sense on here one day, but I don't think it would last !

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Its all your fault Vlad!!!
:p

[VladTepes]

You're not the first to say THAT !

[abaddonxi]

It's ALL your fault, Vlad.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

[Apologies to Arthur C Clark]

What's the deal with the stars ?

How many posts = how many stars of what colour?


Cheers

VladTepes

as per post 1 :p:p

Vlad its your fault ;)

[abaddonxi]

VladTepes - 503 posts

Pedro_The_Swift - 759 posts

Hiline - 256 posts

abaddonxi - 268 posts

one_iota - 267 posts

JohnE - 86 posts

easo - 34 posts

Phoenix - 55 posts

Mick-Kelly - 16 posts, but on first and latest pages.

incisor - 81 posts

Numpty's Missus - 174 posts

DiscoTDI - 429 posts

Ace - 526 posts

tdi130dualcab - 47 posts

fernockulated - 278 posts

DEFENDERZOOK - 504 posts

dobbo - 39 posts

bigbugga - 297 posts

p38arover - 50 posts

Sorry to those I missed, I'll save youse all for a later post.

Cheers
Simon





















So it's all Pedro's fault.

[hiline]

nah mate pedro just talks heaps of .... :p:p;)

[Pedro_The_Swift]

lookit all those POTS!!!:lol2:

[Phil633]

VladTepes - 503 posts

Pedro_The_Swift - 759 posts

Hiline - 256 posts

abaddonxi - 268 posts

one_iota - 267 posts

JohnE - 86 posts

easo - 34 posts

Phoenix - 55 posts

Mick-Kelly - 16 posts, but on first and latest pages.

incisor - 81 posts

Numpty's Missus - 174 posts

DiscoTDI - 429 posts

Ace - 526 posts

tdi130dualcab - 47 posts

fernockulated - 278 posts

DEFENDERZOOK - 504 posts

dobbo - 39 posts

bigbugga - 297 posts

p38arover - 50 posts

Sorry to those I missed, I'll save youse all for a later post.

Cheers
Simon





















So it's all Pedro's fault.




It looks like Pedro is winning by a few lengths on the rest of the field:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

years of training:cool:

[Landy110]

Looks like everybody has posted here so I thought it was time I did too!

[Quarks]

mmm, that reminds me,

I'd better do my bit for today :D

[mojo]

:):angel::wasntme:

[easo]

mmm, that reminds me,

I'd better do my bit for today :D

Me too:D

[Pedro_The_Swift]

RED STAR FEVER GRIPS FORUMITES!!!!:MileStone:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

after reading your latest reviews of my work,,

might apply at ACA---:p

[VladTepes]

:rulez: say that everyone must post in the Stars thread.

If they don't say they, they should !

[JohnE]

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,






john

[VladTepes]

Under the shade of a particularly well-rigged tarpaulin, beside his trusty Land Rover.

[100I]

and he sang as he watched and waited for his perculator to perculate..

[Pedro_The_Swift]

These days Andy prefers Redbull:p

[JohnE]

who will come a waltzing matilda with me!

john

[JohnE]

Up came the troopers one two three





john

[JohnE]

Maybe I should start on works by 'Henry Lawson' too much jocularity here!!!




john

[abaddonxi]

3333

Oooh.

:eek:

Cheers
Simon

[VladTepes]

What's 3333 ?

[abaddonxi]

Ha Ha.

Talk about fishing, took five days for a bite.

3359 now.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

not much of a bait----;)

[abaddonxi]

not much of a bait----;)

Not much of a fish.

I was hoping for something much more rare. Instead all I caught was a Vlad.:D

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

thats pretty rare these days:angel::p:D

[VladTepes]

That's coz we been busy/

The missus got her new Citroen C5 - it's VERY very nice. Love it !

This weekend we pick up our new puppies !!!!! And yes, of course, there will be pictures !

[Sean]

Hi Guys , How big of a tyre can be fitted to a disco 1 before having to trim the rear guards ?

And i am in the process of a 2 inch lift and a 1 inch body lift . will i still need to trim the guards if i do this ? Thanks

;)

[Debacle]

Hi Guys , How big of a tyre can be fitted to a disco 1 before having to trim the rear guards ?

And i am in the process of a 2 inch lift and a 1 inch body lift . will i still need to trim the guards if i do this ? Thanks

;)

You will only need to trim the guards if they havent shaved for a while.

Why do you need guards ???

What have you done ???

[Sean]

You will only need to trim the guards if they havent shaved for a while.

Why do you need guards ???

What have you done ???

Disco tyre size . - Land Rover Zone (http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f37/disco-tyre-size-56353.html)

:p

[Debacle]

Disco tyre size . - Land Rover Zone (http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f37/disco-tyre-size-56353.html)

:p

Was trying to divert away from that subject actually, this isnt the thread for that carry on

[abaddonxi]

Hi Guys , How big of a tyre can be fitted to a disco 1 before having to trim the rear guards ?

And i am in the process of a 2 inch lift and a 1 inch body lift . will i still need to trim the guards if i do this ? Thanks

;)

Depend on if they take their bearskin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearskin) hats off.


The standard bearskin of the British Foot Guards is 18 inches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inch) tall, weighs one and a half pounds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_%28mass%29) and is made from the fur of the Canadian black bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Black_Bear).

That's a hell of a lift.

Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

How did they make them before Canadia was discovered ??

[abaddonxi]

How did they make them before Canadia was discovered ??

I was going to say we haven't discovered Canadia here on AULRO.

But then I used the the search button and discovered that we have discovered Canadia.

Thank god we discovered the search button and got to skin all those bears!


I'm a university in Canadia (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/51244-did-you-ever-google-yourself-2.html#post687922).

Cheers
Simon


Too bad I can't spell.


i did some work for cirque du soliel when it was in sydney a couple of years ago, they use tirfors to hold their big tents up. about 20 or more. so if you can't afford to buy one, they probably wouldn't miss one when they've got that many.
seriously though, they use the real thing rather than the cheaper copies. maybe they get a good deal on them coming from the french speaking part of canadia (http://www.aulro.com/afvb/technical-chatter/28075-hand-winchs-2.html#post409275), or maybe they know something about the copies that we don't?????????????/


Too random? C'mon, it's the stars thread.


Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

I was going to say we haven't discovered Canadia here on AULRO.

But then I used the the search button and discovered that we have discovered Canadia.

Thank god we discovered the search button and got to skin all those bears!






Too random? C'mon, it's the stars thread.


Cheers
Simon

If it wasnt for Canadia then Utopia would be Utopa, ie less than perfect

[abaddonxi]

If it wasnt for Canadia then Utopia would be Utopa, ie less than perfect

And where would the world be without utes?

Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

And where would the world be without utes?

Cheers
Simon

Uterless of course

[abaddonxi]

Uterless of course

Ah true, udderly uteless.

Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

Ah true, udderly uteless.

Cheers
Simon

Biologically impossible AFAIK
(I could be wrong, the stubbie count is in double figures)

[abaddonxi]

Biologically impossible AFAIK
(I could be wrong, the stubbie count is in double figures)

That sounds like at least six too many.

Only need four stubby holders to make an udder.

Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

That sounds like at least six too many.

Only need four stubby holders to make an udder.

Cheers
Simon

You have obviously never been a milkmaid in Chernobyl

[abaddonxi]

You have obviously never been a milkmaid in Chernobyl


Heidi,

the milkmaid of human kindness (http://www.billybragg.co.uk/releases/albums/life_riot_spy/life1.html).
:D

Cheers
Simon

Oh, I should get double points for this, self-referential, to my post and to the stars thread, and a permalink as well.

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/18652-i-can-see-stars-522.html#post628621

Cheers
Simon

[Debacle]

We have a Winner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight

[VladTepes]

I can see this has descended into the usual depths of late night boredom....


Guess what ?

Back to afternoon, so.....


New direction is:



WATER PISTOLS.


Do your worst !

[Tote]

After reading the last few posts I feel like I've been listening to Rangoon to Grafton (http://www.rumble.net/psychedelicatessen/)
Do you realise that Bob Menzies now knows what really happened to Harold Holt?

Regards,
Tote

[Debacle]

After reading the last few posts I feel like I've been listening to Rangoon to Grafton (http://www.rumble.net/psychedelicatessen/)
Do you realise that Bob Menzies now knows what really happened to Harold Holt?

Regards,
Tote

There are a lot of answers to question

[VladTepes]

"12" is one answer.

[Mick-Kelly]

42 is another

[WildOne]

69 is another:wasntme:

[Tote]

Inside the car I'm making final adjustments to the viewing screen: a Holden windscreen where tonight's travel thriller is being shown at 70mph

Regards,
Tote

[Debacle]

The hills were alive with the sound of snorting truckies

[abaddonxi]

M PM!

Another magic number.

I can feel that red star fever.

Slotsip
Nomis

[VladTepes]

Slotsip ?

Slotsip ta nwad ?

[VladTepes]

One fine day in the middle of the night ;)

I held her close, everything was all right....

[abaddonxi]

One fine day in the middle of the night ;)

Two nasty men decided on a fight.

Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

Ahhh
oops forgot,

just remembered

it was , stilted = the up and down gait of a straight hocked dog.





john

[VladTepes]

Hockey !

[abaddonxi]

Hockey !

He cracked, he cracked!

I knew Vlad couldn't stick it out. Only seven days.

:D:D:D

Phew
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

one to bump it up------

[Pedro_The_Swift]

TA DA!!!!!


OMG!!!
TEN THOUSAND POSTS!!!!!

[one_iota]

TA DA!!!!!


OMG!!!
TEN THOUSAND
POSTS!!!!!



So much for moderation:p

well done

[Blknight.aus]

posts to this thread should not be allowed to count towards your tally.....


Especially if you do them in large shouty rainbow colours...

:)

[abaddonxi]

Just call him Pedro10k.

Isn't he a member of Outkast?

Pedro's secret life.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

Ooh, 3500

That came around quickly.

Cheers
Simon

[abaddonxi]

And I've outposted BB.

Now that's a sad day.

Cheers
Simon

[JohnE]

TA DA!!!!!


OMG!!!
TEN THOUSAND POSTS!!!!!



ace look out

haveachat is catching up




john

[Debacle]

Mary had a little Lamb

[Debacle]

Thats not the answer I was after but go with it

[Debacle]

Was just listening to Stevie Ray Vaughans version and it reminded me of my dads favourite version.

Mary had a little Lamb
Her father shot it Dead
Now it goes to school to her
Between two lumps of Bread


Pretty traumatic when you are only 6

[DiscoTDI]

Its great to see this thread still active:cool:

[abaddonxi]

In the words of Murray Walker -

A battle is developing between them...I say developing because it's not yet on.

p38arover - 9,443
highline - 9,433

It's neck and neck for third and fourth.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

i tell ya that bloody ron is a post whore :p:p

[p38arover]

Get back into your hut, Ray! :D

[p38arover]

Hmm, I wonder how many posts I have across the various fora I frequent or have frequented, e.g., 4WD Monthly, LPG forum, RangeRovers.net, Hillman, Overlander, Two Wheels, R1 Forum, daily porn - oops, I mean AULRO, RailPage, CoffeeSnobs, ORRP, DiscoWeb, MotorCars Ltd, Subaru Forester, Outer Limits, Black Box Solutions, etc.

God! I am whore!

[hiline]

Get back into your hut, Ray! :D

:Rolling::Rolling: more of a dog box really .............

[abaddonxi]

Dee doo doo doo.

:p

[Debacle]

Prrrrrrruummmmm Prrrrrruummmmmmmmmm pum

[abaddonxi]

I was thinking more -

Dee da da da.

Rather than

Pa rup pa pum pum.

Cheers
Simon

[hiline]

and i'm not thinking at all ..................:p

[hiline]

In the words of Murray Walker -


p38arover - 9,443
highline - 9,433

It's neck and neck for third and fourth.

Cheers
Simon

posts have changed :tease::tease:

its safe for the time being Ron cant see the best ;)

p38arover-9458
hiline-9476

[abaddonxi]

Well you've come to the right place, and every post counts.

Cheers
Simon

[Pedro_The_Swift]

The little drummer boy with constipation :D


trust a nurse to bring bodily functions into it,,,,:p

[Debacle]

The little drummer boy with constipation :D

Wrong diagnosis NM. Little drummer boy was a bit p**sed and shouldnt have been anywhere near a computer and doesnt remember being on here.

[easo]

Now for something random,

:rocket: :rocket:
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/
:rocket: :rocket:

[JohnE]

easo your not turning into a pom?

a grenade pin? no the ends aren;t split , well don;t seem to be, its blurred,



john

[Fusion]

na na na na ... na na na na .... elmo's world :banana::banana::Rolling::Rolling:

[JohnE]

na na na na ... na na na na .... elmo's world :banana::banana::Rolling::Rolling:



??????????/whats an elmo