The Temple of Grockle

[The ho har's]

Evening and good night:D


well that was short and sweet:D:D


FO ho har:angel:

[dmdigital]

These young un's have no staying power.

Night DB!

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Right ,Who told them to park that far up the beach, Admiral ,acording to our charts, it may be late february before they can float. swift action may be required, Call all landrovers, bring plows, We shall get them turned arround and back to sea. Drection after that,depends on the wind and look out for Continents.


well,, I dunno,, just back from a long recce,,
The admiral is dead keen on a new north west passage---

but!

FAAP Swift will investgate!!

[Grockle]

Evening and good night:D

what was that ;)

[Grockle]

well,, I dunno,, just back from a long recce,,
The admiral is dead keen on a new north west passage---

but!

FAAP Swift will investgate!!

north west passage,that one near Stockport, if so we can then get on to the Manchester ship canal and the girls can go shopping at the Trafford centre ;)

[LandyAndy]

Anybody been down to check on Dinty?????
Hope he is OK!!!
Andrew

[The ho har's]

Evening and good night:D


well that was short and sweet:D:D


FO ho har:angel:


what was that ;)

gee I wish I had said that Grock:D:p


FO ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

Anybody been down to check on Dinty?????
Hope he is OK!!!
Andrew


where again was dinty??? is he lost somewhere


FO ho har:angel:

[LandyAndy]

You lot who just did a navi training session,do you have any idea where we are????
Wouldnt mind an update.
Andrew

[Grockle]

Anybody been down to check on Dinty?????
Hope he is OK!!!
Andrew

he's got barnicles (Coopes) goat with him for company:o

[The ho har's]

sailing somewhere near the jets and water skiers:confused: from what I can make out:D


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

You lot who just did a navi training session,do you have any idea where we are????
Wouldnt mind an update.
Andrew

FAAP Swift is flying over Stockport, Greater Manvchester at the mo,so by nightfall we'll be on the Manchester Ship canal

[LandyAndy]

He got locked in the Brigg a few days ago for saying we had too much time on our hands and to go out and work on a landy,or such.
So we locked him up.
It appears Cooper is now down there too.
He should of brought more goats back:D:D:D
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

Was constructed in Oldham near Manchester.
Luckily landed in WA at 12 months of age.
Andrew

[Grockle]

Was constructed in Oldham near Manchester.
Luckily landed in WA at 12 months of age.
Andrew

Sig and I were in Oldham on Thursday having some soundproofing fitted to to truck,the chap doing it didn't mention you Andrew ;)

[victa125]

Eddit, To Flight Lt Grock. Have u over oz. 12 hrr flight 7,5 hours hag on.

[LandyAndy]

Well a couple of years ago you may have seen my dear old grandmother walking along the new freeway waving at cars.She thought it was wonderfull how the cars tooted their horns at her.
Also during her dementia she would manage to escape from the home she was in and make a beeline for the nearest pub.
All the nearby pubs had my uncles phone number on the wall:D:D:D:D
She is now resting in peace.
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

Well Foxy
The security footage down there may turn out to be VERY interesting:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Andrew

[Grockle]

Well a couple of years ago you may have seen my dear old grandmother walking along the new freeway waving at cars.She thought it was wonderfull how the cars tooted their horns at her.
Also during her dementia she would manage to escape from the home she was in and make a beeline for the nearest pub.
All the nearby pubs had my uncles phone number on the wall:D:D:D:D
She is now resting in peace.
Andrew

Do you mean the M60 motorway Andrew,if so I saw her near the Eccles junction one Wednesday about 3.00pm did she have a blue cardy?

[LandyAndy]

Couldnt tell you Grockle.
But I will add it is a true story.
Both the "Freeway" as we call them over here and the pubs.
My mum went home for the funeral and all these stories were told in speeches at the wake.
She was quite a menace Im told:D:D:D:D
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

Off for a feed and a snooze.
See you lot tommorow.
Andrew

[Grockle]

night Andrew.I'll get Zoonie to wake you as we birth near the Barton swing bridge.

[dmdigital]

Night little Grockle. Keep the boiler stocked while we all sleep.

[HBWC]

hi all on the late shift

[Grockle]

will do 'big' Derek, na then Jono how are you ?

[HBWC]

good very good you admeral

[Grockle]

not bad mate,had a busy day then ?

[HBWC]

not realy but bowled 149 then 172 so very happy plus got another fishing rod today

[Grockle]

not realy but bowled 149 then 172 so very happy plus got another fishing rod today

what,you won the fishing rod bowling :p

[HBWC]

na prezzie from my uncle (plus a whole heap of work to bring home)
its a six pice in arealy solid case
it aint as good as my pionier spinner but it'll make a grate travel rod

[Grockle]

it'll make a grate travel rod

what you'll take to for rides in ya Landy Jono ?

[HBWC]

lol funny one grokle

it'll stay in the landy but will be good if i deside to stop to go fishing on a wimb or for a last minute trip so i dont have to travel home
i'll but my spare duel drag rod on it with some 2kg brade on it

[Grockle]

lol funny one grokle

it'll stay in the landy but will be good if i deside to stop to go fishing on a wimb or for a last minute trip so i dont have to travel home
i'll but my spare duel drag rod on it with some 2kg brade on it


Jono is a wimb similar to a corracle like they use on some Welsh rivers ;)

[HBWC]

ba mate its to stop and do something for the hell of it for no reson necesary

[Grockle]

oh I see

[Grockle]

customs are coming aboard shortly so make sure you have your papers for them,I've got todays Times so don't get that one

see ya later.

[Fusion]

customs are coming aboard shortly so make sure you have your papers for them,I've got todays Times so don't get that one

see ya later.

I bought some dunny paper just in case they give me the ****s ! :eek::D:angel:

[Fusion]

SEA HAGS AT 2 O'CLOCK !!!!!!!!

[V8Ian]

Wow!,that was one big sleep:o Seaman Barnacle(navigator extraordinaire) back on deck after being abandoned,ravaged by illiterate goats and dumped off after having all my beer stolen.:mad: Some trips you pay a very high price for;) Anyhoo,glad to see that the ship is still steaming/sailing along and that no-one has found any kind of sense to the trip.:D Bugger the Sea of Tranquility,where's the ocean of mayhem?;)
Out the gate, turn left, go to the top of the hill, it'll be on your right.:p

[Grockle]

now hear this,I've arranged for some classic coaches to take us on a transpennine tour of the north of England,they will leave in one hour(pets allowed) from the forward gang plank.

[The ho har's]

I haven't sorted my papers out yet:(

Have I time to wash my hair:p:D


FO ho har:angel:

[HBWC]

bugger that any good pubs any body up for a good pub crawl
and if i loose the chair it will be a crawl

[The ho har's]

I am up for one jono and we won't lose you w/chair;):D


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

no problen FO HH,Jono this going to be a educational trip,the first pub will be The Great Western on the A62, just in side Yorkshire up on the saddleworth moors.

[HBWC]

yorkshire the old stomping grounds of my gandad and grandmar on my mums side
also would mined going to the white hore inn in dorset and the swanage hotel as my grand perents on my dads side use to own them

[Grockle]

FYI.coach A is an 1967 AEC Reliance with a Harrington of Hove Cavalier body with 29 seats ex Southdown,coach B is a 1969 Leyland Leopard with a Plaxtons of Scarboriough, Panarama Elite One body of 53 seats ex Barton of Nottingham(Seaman Barnicle any messing about like you used to on the Creswell school trips and you'll be in boot again)

we leave in ten minutes choose your coaches.

[Grockle]

yorkshire the old stomping grounds of my gandad and grandmar on my mums side
also would mined going to the white hore inn in dorset and the swanage hotel as my grand perents on my dads side use to own them

I'll try to ablidge Fri Jono :)

[V8Ian]

FYI.coach A is an 1967 AEC Reliance with a Harrington of Hove Cavalier body with 29 seats ex Southdown,coach B is a 1969 Leyland Leopard with a Plaxtons of Scarboriough, Panarama Elite One body of 53 seats ex Barton of Nottingham(Seaman Barnicle any messing about like you used to on the Creswell school trips and you'll be in boot again)

we leave in ten minutes choose your coaches.
Huh.........charabangs...........the lot of them. Don't you have any Silver Eagles over there Grock? Horsepower rules. :burnrubber:

[Grockle]

Huh.........charabangs...........the lot of them. Don't you have any Silver Eagles over there Grock? Horsepower rules. :burnrubber:

I like to think of them as classics from a bygone era Ian,I thought you might like to drive the Harrington.anyway how are you didn't see much of ya on Sunday's skype.

[dmdigital]

Coffee mon capitan?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/02/1583.jpg

[Grockle]

thanks Derek,but I've just had a cup of tea,you coming on the tour ?

[dmdigital]

No have to give this one a miss.

Are you taking FO HH's landing craft? I understand it is water tight and mobile again.

[Grockle]

No have to give this one a miss.

Are you taking FO HH's landing craft? I understand it is water tight and mobile again.

I don't think we'll be needing it this far in land Derek, possibly Jono may use it when we go down to Dorset later in the week

[Fusion]

Do I have permission to come on the tour ???? and can we stop for an ice cream :angel: .

[V8Ian]

I like to think of them as classics from a bygone era Ian,I thought you might like to drive the Harrington.anyway how are you didn't see much of ya on Sunday's skype.
SCG of Coventry? They are only romantic classics if someone else is driving them.;)

[dmdigital]

...when we go down to Dorset later in the week
Think Vixen might need this: The Numpties Guide to Shore Fishing in Dorset (http://www.badangling.com/AreaGuides/Fishing_Dorset.aspx):angel:

[Grockle]

Do I have permission to come on the tour ???? and can we stop for an ice cream :angel: .

your always welcome Mick.99 with a flake ok?

[Grockle]

SCG of Coventry? They are only romantic classics if someone else is driving them.;)


no mate 4 speed syncro with two speed axle, I'll drive then Ian, second stop after Oldham for Mick's ice cream,is The Kings Arms at Grains Bar.

[LandyAndy]

Evening peoples
Andrew

[Fusion]

your always welcome Mick.99 with a flake ok?

This tour is going to be awesome ! we get flakes in the ice cream ! :ehigh5::banana:

[LandyAndy]

Good to see you have returned Mick.Was starting to wonder if you had crashed that jet you pair were water sking with the other day.
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

I would like to embark on the magical mystery tour too.
Mick can be in charge of security.
Watch them skinheads bolt when they meet a genuine Aussie Bogan.
I can give him a hand if it gets out of hand.
Andrew

[Fusion]

Good to see you have returned Mick.Was starting to wonder if you had crashed that jet you pair were water sking with the other day.
Andrew

SHHHHHHHHH ! I want ice cream . won't get ice cream if found out to be a naughty boy ;) .

[digger]

bubble bubble bubble....

hey!


hey!


hey!! down here ...look over the side in the water....

Gday -Im under officer water digger, Im sorry as instructed I tried to fit a PTO to this thing but although I was successful I think Ive just fitted a PTO drum to the prop shaft....

what do you want done with this big three bladed thing??
(lifts prop partly from water)

and can I come aboard???
(i need to pee)

digger

[Grockle]

who wants Yorkshires filled with steak and kidney for lunch,you sticking with the ice cream Mick?after were going to the last clog factory in England where we can each make a pair at Ezra Duckworth and Sons over at Cragg Vale in Calderdale.

[Sleepy]

(i need to pee)


P


Ther ya go:p

[Fusion]

who wants Yorkshires filled with steak and kidney for lunch,you sticking with a ice cream Mick?after were going to the last clogg factory in England where we can each make a pair at Ezra Duckworth and Sons over at Cragg Vale in Calderdale.

Ice cream all the way buddy ! might get an iced coffee too :D .

[V8Ian]

This tour is going to be awesome ! we get flakes in the ice cream ! :ehigh5::banana:
No, in the warm beer.:D

[digger]

Ice cream all the way buddy ! might get an iced coffee too :D .

as long as its a farmers union iced coffee........mmmmmmmmmm

[Fusion]

as long as its a farmers union iced coffee........mmmmmmmmmm

Farmers union and Big M all come out of the same factory in Cobden Vic at national foods .

[digger]

P


Ther ya go:p

what good is that sleepy?

I need 2P...

PP


aaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh , thats so better and warm.....oohh..... warm?, aarghhh damn wetsuit!!!

[Grockle]

digger,send the old prop to easo, he can use it as a ceiling fan :)

[digger]

digger,send the old prop to easo, he can use it as a ceiling fan :)

aye aye admiral....

i wonder if they need a padded postpac for these

digger

[Fusion]

ALL ABOARD !!!!!!!


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

so i guess everyone is on the bus then :eek::D .

[Sleepy]

what good is that sleepy?

I need 2P...

PP


aaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh , thats so better and warm.....oohh..... warm?, aarghhh damn wetsuit!!!

Don't mean to alarm you digger but look at the colour of your P:eek:

[LandyAndy]

Did you hop on there Mick???
We got the coach,that trip pictured is the return trip thru the tunnel back to France for assylum seekers.
Will try and talk Pedro into swooping down and rescueing you.
If not "Whilst in France do as the French do"
And remember,French women hold their liquor





BY THE EARS.
ENJOY
Andrew

[easo]

ALL ABOARD !!!!!!!


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

so i guess everyone is on the bus then :eek::D .

I have seen this and you wonder what would happen if they hit an IED? The amount of crap on board would probably smother the blast.

Hi and bye for the evening.

[LandyAndy]

Dinner is served,see you lot tommorow.
ENJOY
Andrew

[dullbird]

ALL ABOARD !!!!!!!


http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1331121module10066530photo_1213855371ful l-bus.jpg

so i guess everyone is on the bus then :eek::D .

If you look carefully you may see Ian, that's the complimentary local pick up/ drop off service for the land rover dealership:D

[Grockle]

right there's only five clog making machines working, the sixth one still has a bloke from Bolton stuck in it after he dropped his pipe down the heel shoot,so take care, max size is a 14 so CPO Ian just fits;)

[Grockle]

If you look carefully you may see Ian, that's the complimentary local pick up/ drop off service for the land rover dealership:D
your right there Lou,I didn't know Ian was over here,the pick/up drop off service is from the dealer in Halifax, Copley,part of the Lookers Group PLC

[V8Ian]

Morning all,just arrived home from tennis,long night and a couple of beers going down nicely at the moment(was a bit stiff from the goat-bang but loosened up):o
More information than required Coop.:o;)

[Grockle]

Coope you up for some clog making

[V8Ian]

What! You did not want to know about the beers?:o
You know I'm a square bear boy.:p;)

[Grockle]

Of course, what are we clogging? Drains,arteries,noses or roads?:D

our feet :p I'll tell Mr Duckworth to leave the key under the mat

[HBWC]

SHHHHHHHHH ! I want ice cream . won't get ice cream if found out to be a naughty boy ;) .
not a word want to do it again


who wants Yorkshires filled with steak and kidney for lunch,you sticking with the ice cream Mick?after were going to the last clog factory in England where we can each make a pair at Ezra Duckworth and Sons over at Cragg Vale in Calderdale.
yep sounds good


hi all back from bfg and lotsa e;bow exersise

[Grockle]

got a knife and fork ready Jono :p

[HBWC]

yep i dont leave home with out one:angel:

any thing else we up to

[Grockle]

clogging later on

[HBWC]

cloging what the local drains???

[Grockle]

no,our feet,at the last clog making factory,see previous important posts;)

[HBWC]

are they wooden ones? will their be alcihol

[Grockle]

I think we'll be wiping down the bottoms of them with an alcohol soaked cloth before we fit the soles on,so the glue holds fast,what colour sole are you going to use Jono.

[HBWC]

green ones

[Grockle]

I'm going to use clear so you can see the grain in the wood through the sole,as I'm using some seasoned Balsawood left over from the now closed glider making company(Silent Flight and Kniting Co West Riding Ltd)which used to be on the mill floor above Duckworths(Ezra once went for a flight in a test model, he has a picture of himself being air sick over a queue of people waiting for the 69 bus going to Hebden Bridge one Sunday morning to sing hymns along with some monks who had run off from Fountains Abbey because the head monk one Soloman Gibbs wasn't very nice)the picture is by the cash till, you can see the diced carrot in between his teeth when looking at it through the magnifying glass kept at the side of the picture.:o

[HBWC]

cool i might do the same then but make mine out of willow cause they wont be needed for the ashes

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Will try and talk Pedro into swooping down and rescueing you.

sorry Admiral,, but the north west passage is all clogged up,,

and FAAP's dont "swoop"
we dive,, and sometimes even crash and burn but never swoop. and you can forget hover!

[Fusion]

sorry Admiral,, but the north west passage is all clogged up,,

and FAAP's dont "swoop"
we dive,, and sometimes even crash and burn but never swoop. and you can forget hover!

No dangling either ? :p

[The ho har's]

hairs dry now:D:D


and I want an icecream too:mad:

FO ho har:angel:

[dmdigital]

Bonjour, vous aiment un café, capitan?

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/02/1583.jpg

[Grockle]

now that were all clogged up,I see CPO Ian has used some old truck tyre tread for his soles, recycling good one Ian,so it's off to Brimham Rocks next near Harrogate,where their is a collection of rocks some of which look like Seaman Barnicle especially the one locally known as 'owd blower' it even has his stubble!, lunch will be served at Old Mother Shiphams kitchen over in Giggleswick.locally caught pot holers fryed or boiled(to really get into the mood you can even wear there old head lights and battary packs whilst eating;)

[V8Ian]

Evening Grock.:)

[The ho har's]

evening all and morning to you Grock:D

remember I don't eat seafood;)


FO ho har:angel:

[V8Ian]

Hi Mrs HH.:)

[HBWC]

fo ho har do you eat eith your eyes closed

[Sleepy]

Evening all.
Yo ho ho....:spudniksailor:

[Grockle]

I will today thanks Derek,you joining me?

[Grockle]

evenin all,good to see ya,who wants fried pot holers and who's for boiled?

[Sleepy]

evenin all,good to see ya,who wants fryed pot holers and who's for boiled?

boiled please - I am on a diet.



<<departs to google pot holer>>:angel:

[V8Ian]

evenin all,good to see ya,who wants fryed pot holers and who's for boiled?
Lightly poached with piri piri, thanks Grock.:twisted:

[Sleepy]

Ok maybe fryed (sic) they sound a bit tough.



Noun 1. potholer - a person who explores caves :eek:

[HBWC]

can i have them fryed and boiled

[dmdigital]

Did someone mention piri piri?

Should we cook up some scallops too?

[Grockle]

well done for spotting my diliberate mistake Paul ;) yas to all other requests and no you can't Jono:)

ps you don't have to catch the potholers.

[Grockle]

Did someone mention piri piri?

Should we cook up some scallops too?

the girls don't like fishy things Derek.

[dmdigital]

the girls don't like fishy things Derek.
Just add more piri piri:angel:

[Grockle]

OMG!! The goat incident has had some profound effect on RG...he's lost in Youtube somewhere :eek:


it's when he says call me Billy we should worry :o

[The ho har's]

Just add more piri piri:angel:

the girls don't like fishey things:( again:angel:


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

when we've all been and looked at the rocks which look like Barnicle,should we head for the Lakes or over to the northeast coast and Whitby?

[Sleepy]

the girls don't like fishey things:( again:angel:


FO ho har:angel:


Must resist replying
Must resist replying
Must resist replying

[dmdigital]

Big slurp of piri piri should kill the fish flavour tho FO Ho Har;)
Should kill just about everything

when we've all been and looked at the rocks which look like Barnicle,should we head for the Lakes or over to the northeast coast and Whitby?
Smoke me a kipper...

[V8Ian]

So the girls don't eat seafood, but do the ocean predators like them?:confused::twisted:

[Fusion]

evening fellow bus tourers :D . anyone taken any happy snaps yet ? I have .....


https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

it's my room at the back of the bus ! everyones welcome in :D:cool: .

[The ho har's]

I vote Whitby ;) If I'm lucky I might get to see Nick Berry speeding about on his police bike :D:D


I am with her:D;)


FO ho har:angel:

[The ho har's]

evening fellow bus tourers :D . anyone taken any happy snaps yet ? I have .....


http://www.limoxonline.com/fleet_photos/1562_out_24%20pass%20bus%20limo.jpg

it's my room at the back of the bus ! everyones welcome in :D:cool: .


be right there is the bar fridge full don't tell HB as he will be there in a flash oh is there W/C access ;)

FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

Whitby it is then,Vixen and FO HH can be dropped off in Goathland for a ride on the 'Heartbeat' Francis Barnet police bike,whilst we can carry on to the abbey ruins so Barnicle will feel at home ;) after a pint or two in the Endeavour pub by the harbour.

[HBWC]

be right there is the bar fridge full don't tell HB as he will be there in a flash oh is there W/C access ;)

FO ho har:angel:
to late i also brought 2 engels full to

[Grockle]

no me owd Coope,it was just that Vixen said you can be a bit 'batty' and like to 'hang around 'at night and I thought of the abbey for you .

[V8Ian]

You are not being very kind to your beloved and inept navigator tonight:o Seems that you have taken to likening me to rocks and old ruins:( Not doing much for my self esteem,you know that you are supposed to build up your crew's confidence,not to encourage them to mutiny by heaping insult after insult on them:eek: Some people react well to being talked down to,others like myself just say **** it,and drop you in a big pile of whale ****:angel:
Where would one locate that?:p

[Grockle]

sorry Coope,I'd better put me helmet on.

[Grockle]

lets go and have a pint or two then, on me of course

[HBWC]

did some one say pint

[Grockle]

no problem I'll have one too ,what topping then?

[Fusion]

ok ! who left the red pair of undies in the spa in my room on the bus ? :eek::D

[Grockle]

did some one say pint

it's at ya side Jono

[V8Ian]

lets go and have a pint or two then, on me of course
"I'll 'ave 'arf." ;) Remember that show?:D

[HBWC]

ok ! who left the red pair of undies in the spa in my room on the bus ? :eek::D
that was from the stripers party we had in their last night

[HBWC]

it's at ya side Jono
come on cach up you have 3 in front of you now

[Grockle]

"I'll 'ave 'arf." ;) Remember that show?:D


what was it called Ian,early 70's itv ?got it Jacko in 'love thy neighbour'

[V8Ian]

what was it called Ian,early 70's itv ?got it Jacko in 'love thy neighbour'
Yep........Eddie Booth.:D:D:D

[Grockle]

they wouldn't get away with comedy shows like that these days

[Grockle]

what size were those knickers Mick :o ?

[V8Ian]

what size were those knickers Mick :o ?
Cloudland.:o
















The older Brisbane folk will get it.;)

[Grockle]

not mine then,don't know were they are,only bought 3 pairs with me:D

[Grockle]

found mine in me pocket,who needs a launderette like me,as there's one in Pickering, anyone fancy a trip on the North York Moors railway tomoz

[The ho har's]

oh I looooooooovvvvve trains:D


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

right then we can catch one at Pickering all the way to Grosmont and back, fancy riding on the foot plate then FO? you can be in charge of the whistle,Coope can drive, I'll be fireman and Vixen can be incharge of the crew what do ya think?

[dmdigital]

Have I missed something I'm still smoking kippers in Whitby:confused:

[LandyAndy]

Evening all.
Short visit tonite.
Beers with the boys after work.
Andrew

[Grockle]

we're travelling back over the moors to Pickering Derek,how were the kippers?

[Grockle]

Evening all.
Short visit tonite.
Beers with the boys after work.
Andrew

you've had a good evenin then Andrew :)

[dmdigital]

we're travelling back over the moors to Pickering Derek,how were the kippers?
Smoky, as you'd expect. Also someone hid the piri piri sauce so I've left the rest of the seafood.

Is there a later train or should I flag down someone going that way?



Evening Andy!

[Grockle]

Smoky, as you'd expect. Also someone hid the piri piri sauce so I've left the rest of the seafood.

Is there a later train or should I flag down someone going that way?



Evening Andy!

were only at the swing bridge,see you in a mo then:)

[LandyAndy]

Indeed I have Groc.
Would have been home a tad earlier but me mates Harley wouldnt run,bloody things are more tempremental than a Series Landy!!!!!
He punished it for its sins:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
Mick,them red jocks,yep they were mine.Had a hell of a skidmark in them,left them in to soak before the wash.Sorry I forgot to tell you lot.Guess you bathed in them.
Andrew

[dmdigital]

were only at the swing bridge,see you in a mo then:)
Can I run on and jump up and down:twisted:

[LandyAndy]

Man overboard.
Dinner is ready,see you lot tommorow.
Andrew

[Grockle]

night Andy,yes jump on and up and down Derek :D

[easo]

Now I'm here, now I'm gone.........and if I don't see ya, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

Hate being back at work!!!!

[Grockle]

was that you Dan:D

[easo]

In and out......................

[HBWC]

hi all im back from a pub crawl

[Grockle]

you up for the steam train trip tomoz Jono ?

[HBWC]

any good fishin if so yes

[Grockle]

any good fishin if so yes

what like fishinchips,I think there's buffet car on the train

[HBWC]

in the buffet im going the hb thing

i mean in the steem boat i want to do some trawling as the steem boats going along

[Grockle]

ok then Jono, but wait to cast off until we've left the platform or you could have someones eye out, eh Harold ;)

[HBWC]

lol ok wilco

[Grockle]

snowing again,so the train may be delayed,see ya all tomoz

[Grockle]

great shots,poor old Phang,off to help at my mates bodyshop, anyone want to swop theirs? :D see ya later

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Did someone mention piri piri?

Should we cook up some scallops too?

Hang on!!

can we Edit that plural out??

There's only one Scallops !!!!;):Rolling:












































unless you order them by the kilo,,,,:angel:

[Pedro_The_Swift]

well that last post made no sense,,,


but what do you expect when I'm sent on some mercy mission to who knows where???


and whats going on with the twin pirates in the last post??

I know I've been on a mission for a while---

but Admiral,,,,

you hanging around with pirates now??

[Sleepy]

Evening all.

Love the shots coops. Is your puppy clean now? :angel:

[HBWC]

howdy all

[LandyAndy]

Evening voyagers.
Andrew

[HBWC]

so what are we all up to disarvo

[Sleepy]

just sleeping on the poopdeck:zzz:

[HBWC]

typical im going for a rum
i had fun pulling a gu patrol out and i didnt even need the center diff lock

[easo]

Evening me heartys!

[LandyAndy]

Water Cart driver had an angel riding with him in the cab today.
5 times he got stuck,he somehow managed to get unstuck each time,3 looked to be an absolute certainty.
MUCH TO EVERYBODYS DISGUST.
Its a carton fine for every use of the "GOLDEN CHAIN" that dangles off the back of my grader.
Andrew

[Sleepy]

Phang is clean but completely fed up by being wet all day.:D She liked it even less being in the car and going through it,but then so did we.;) Soon dried off though in the wind.By the way,she is at least 9 years old my "puppy":D

Must resist
Must resist
Must resist


Oh bugger it


She looks old than that....



Run away, Run away, Run away

[LandyAndy]

And heres me thinking that Foxy Lady got Willie Nelson to pose for a pic:D:D:D:D.
LOVE THAT OLD SHORTY:cool::cool::cool::cool:
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

Cooper
I could say the old silver one.
BUT THAT DESCRIBES BOTH:cool::cool::cool::cool:
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

And if Phang is 9,I know wich one you are refering to:D:D:D:D
Andrew

[Sleepy]

I saw a huge billboard near the west gate bridge today.

A bit like this:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/02/1558.jpg

I had to laugh!:lol2:

[Sleepy]

:no2:

[HBWC]

yes he is

[LandyAndy]

Hey Johnno
Dont know why you used the Disco to retrieve that pootrol.
Snatch strap on the chair and give it to her.:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
Andrew

[Sleepy]

yes he is

:no2::no2:

:eek:

[HBWC]

it was 2 pootrols a mate went out to rescue his mate i hooked up my ten ton strap and yanked both out in high range no center diff lock they were stuned i'll see how well the pics came up

but i needed rescuing this morning she wouldnt start my battery died
ow well mums izusu to the rescue

[HBWC]

:D:BigThumb:

:eek:


:wasntme:

lol

[LandyAndy]

Recipe for disaster man.
You should have been in low and cdl locked,not worth busting your own gear to save garbage!!!!
Andrew

[klappers]

:)!

It would appear that you need more then three bibs and bobs to make a post poop :P

[LandyAndy]

Unsure Klappers
This thread is the land of nonsense and dribble.
Feel free to join in,its quite fun,but hard to follow.
Andrew

[HBWC]

Recipe for disaster man.
You should have been in low and cdl locked,not worth busting your own gear to save garbage!!!!
Andrew
they poped out real easy their pootrols they get stuck at the sightof a landy

and i'm drinking the spoils now but think i need to slow down
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2010/02/1556.jpg

[LandyAndy]

Not a bad drop is that Fusion Johnno,its our choice of poison at work.
Im brewing an improved version of my own,NICE!!!
Andrew

[LandyAndy]

Where is our fearless leader tonite???
SNOWed under with SHAGUAR sales???
Andrew

[HBWC]

Not a bad drop is that Fusion Johnno,its our choice of poison at work.
Im brewing an improved version of my own,NICE!!!
Andrew
once i get back from south aus i might have grab the recipe

[LandyAndy]

No problemo
Andrew

[Sleepy]

:wasntme:

lol

I've heard of being verbaled,

:eek2:I have been smibaled!:eek2:

[HBWC]

I've heard of being verbaled,

:eek2:I have been smibaled!:eek2:

:Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Roll ing::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling::Rolling:

[Grockle]

just back,no one wanted to swop bodies then,I stuck with mine too ;)

[Pedro_The_Swift]

Good Ole Ben,,,

did his course by correspondance,,

a wonderful way to improve yourself,,:D

[Grockle]

all quite on the front and back

[The ho har's]

good evening everyone

sorry last night was awal as it was our monthly dinner and drinks night:D

today was the BIG Toowoomba swap meet:clap2::clap2: and now I need to nearly curl up in my bunk and :zzz:


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

aye up FO HH,what ya weren't lookin to swop,H,surely :o

[Grockle]

aye Coope nice to see ya,I have actualy been to his house in Dent village some years ago,whilst out walking,he is a really nice bloke

[Grockle]

You will note that phang is in the passenger seat this time,not getting drowned again she said:D And the Vixen is driving:angel: Hence weedy splash;)

you can see Phang telling Vixen that Coope goes much faster through here,'go on then';)

[Grockle]

Did you sell him a car?:angel: What's happening then? How is Sig?:)

gone abit quite at work,lack of used stock isn't helping,Sig is fine thanks mate,she was out walking near Matlock yesterday whilst I was helping my mate Liam at his bodyshop.

It does look realy nice where you live looking at the photo's,how are you two or should I say three?:)

[The ho har's]

Did you find anything of any use there? Not a great deal of LR stuff last year but some great stuff all the same :D

sorry I lied I am not in by bunk yet:(

anyway mrs timj, mrs zd 534 and myself got some bargins on LR models and other stuff, ho har bought lots of whitworth spanners/sockets and was happy meet a couple of other AULRO folk and walked around for about 6 hours...
but a great day had out and only one wave form he 3 defenders we saw:(


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

sounds like a good day then FO hh

[The ho har's]

twas a great day grock...tomorrow scallops will be here working on matilda and possiable staing over...pajama party:D...to do more on Sunday;)


FO ho har:angel:

[Grockle]

sounds good,send him my regards FO hh.

[Scallops]

Heya mrs double hatch - I'll be over just before lunch - is dat cool? :angel:

And greetings everyone else...

[Scallops]

Hello Planet Earth

[Grockle]

returning call to Planet Scallop, are you their ?;)

[Scallops]

Roger that! :D Planet Scallop reads you, over

[Grockle]

Dan that!,I hope Kat isn't getting jealous of Matilda,I assume youv'e been rubbing Kat's tub as well :D

[Sleepy]

Evening all, can't stay I'm too sleepy :lol2:

[Grockle]

It is nice here G-rock,and we three are all happy and well,and you are welcome to come and see for yourselves how nice it is anytime that you want.:D Got to work tomorrow,so off now,see you all later

Thanks very much for the invite mate,Thursday week ok:D

see ya tomoz.

[Grockle]

eveninzzzzzPaulzzzzzz:)

[LandyAndy]

Evening people
Andrew

[Scallops]

Planet Scallop calling Planet Earth again - had some urgent interplanetary business to attend to, hence my absence.... Now it's time for my cryogenic slumber....over and out. :blink:

[Grockle]

soon firing ya retro's aren't ya S ;)

[Grockle]

aye up Andy,how are ya ?

[Scallops]

PS resending, over. Cryogenic sleep capsule malfunction - PE - do you read, over?

[Scallops]

Lets see - LandyAndy - still light there in WA?

[Scallops]

I can see from here (Planet Scallop) that it is in England, Grockle - over. :D

[Grockle]

don't read much these days,mainly the TV thanks Scallops:D

[Grockle]

I can see from here (Planet Scallop) that it is in England, Grockle - over. :D

yes hazy sunshine at the mo over Nottingham;)over

[Scallops]

Righto - shall I send some Solar winds and warm the joint up?

[LandyAndy]

Dark now Scallops,we canned daylight savings,fades the curtains,cows got to get up early etc etc etc.
Its actually great,especially when you need to order Landy parts ex east,we can ring at 6am and get an answer:cool::cool::cool:
Andrew

[Scallops]

No daylight savings? Isn't it mad? I'll see what I can do. ;)

[LandyAndy]

A tad weary Groc.
Only stopped twice for 5 mins today.Didnt hurt that much,RDO today(rostered day off) OVERTIME ALL DAY:cool::cool::cool::cool:
Looking forward to a couple of days off,back into it monday.
Andrew

[Grockle]

going back to Mike Harding whom Coope mentioned earlier,when we were chatting over a balmcake and a cup of tea in his coalshed,told me that he was the son of a wormbroker from 11A,Nelson Mandella St.,Stretford, Manchester(pre postcode)and his mother who was a washhouse singer(stage name,Mrs Harding),he got into poetry and singing when his fathers worms some of which wouldn't sleep and were keeping the others awake, came up with such ditty's as 'stop it wiil ya,it's not funny no more Glenys','to much a'munchin on the hoof'followed by a Radio Lancaster listerners favorite,'I gotta touch your worm cast covered slipper soles'.

His father(Riber)wanted him to follow in the family footprints of brokering worms,but when Mike found out that he couldn't due to the size of his feet(being 3 sizes bigger than all the others)looked for another careerer,so after looking through 12 Meccano magazines(various issues from 1938 to 1946)

Mike decided to sing his ditty's around Lancashire pubs and clubs and was heard by a talent scout.one Arcalor Battlemore of Chitheroe,(first to own his own scout cap in Lancashire)soon he was allover the place singing and reading his poems,from Preston slipper baths to the Queens birthday celebrations in Lancaster town hall in front of the mayor his chainship Ivor and Mrs Clegg such as 'stop pokin 'im cos 'e's dead' or classics as 'ah toad ya it won't a frog' and his all time best,'I knew that bird from the chippy who smelt of lavender moth balls'

[HBWC]

night shift is in the house

[Grockle]

na then Jono

[HBWC]

looks like only you an me then admral

[Grockle]

looks that way you steer and I'll pedal;)

[HBWC]

bugger that we have a working auto pilot now

[Grockle]

it must have fallen asleep

[Grockle]

mind that cat

[HBWC]

what cat

[Grockle]

off home, see ya tomoz Jono

[easo]

Attention on deck!!!

[drifter]

Attention on deck!!!

you're probably the only one :)

[HBWC]

what hu whats was that bugger it im going back to my bunk call me when lunch is ready

[drifter]

uh *burp*

sorry

you would have enjoyed lunch, too...

[HBWC]

11am its a bit early for lunch but im still hungry

[dullbird]

Yeah.....burp...it was really nice :D

Was there someone we were meant to call for lunch Drifter?:twisted:

yep it would of been helpfull if you had called me for lunch tat way I could of moved off the table before you started eating:mad:....


I need to find somewhere else to bunk....I have stuffed u my back:(:(

[HBWC]

yep it would of been helpfull if you had called me for lunch tat way I could of moved off the table before you started eating:mad:....


I need to find somewhere else to bunk....I have stuffed u my back:(:(
well the cool room is mine so do even try