
Originally Posted by
sheerluck
From the point of view of a Nissyota owner
1. Witty rear window sticker calling into question the parentage or genitalia size of the opposing brand owner
2. Rusty fishing rod holder
3. Aftermarket exhaust which allows the engine note to sound comically close to a flatulent bull elephant.
4. 12" lift, with four times as many shock absorbers as the vehicle left the showroom with
5. Bullbar that resembles an old iron bedstead
6. Random cuddly toy to zip tie to the front grille
7. Rear mud flaps - RM Williams or Caterpillar branded
8. Rusty wire roof basket
9. Front driving lamps, must have the ability to melt a cornea at 300m, and have the switch placed in such a way that it takes 10 minutes to find and switch off
10. Aftermarket radar based cruise control system - allows driving no less than 18 inches from the rear bumper of the car in front in perfect safety
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