Originally Posted by 
Dave_S
				
			 
			It really is surprising that so many of you hate cyclists, because every time a cyclist gets on a bike he or she is doing you a huge favour.  They are improving their health, so more hospital beds will be available for you to use.  They are leaving their car at home, so you have less traffic to worry about and more parking spaces.  They are cutting down on air pollution so the air you breathe is fresher and they use less fuel, so you don't have to wait in line at the pumps.  They keep bike shops in business so less people are on the dole and they spend vast sums of money on expensive coffees so cafes can thrive.  They pay taxes, but don't put any wear and tear on the roads.  The list goes on and on.
Best of all, even though you are living in the age of pain free dentistry, with long life expectancy, in a first world country with an incredibly high standard of living, cyclists give you an opportunity to whine like spoiled children in the hope of attracting attention.
So next time you see a cyclist struggling up a hill, give him a wave of encouragement and remember that he's suffering for you too.  Your own personal Jesus, in a small way.