Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[4bee]

Probably a good call. I’d like to meet you but my jab status will likely prevent it.

We'll bide our time then, John. We'll met up one day down here or worst comes to the worst ^^^^^^ up thataway or down there VVVVV, it depends.

[Tins]

We'll bide our time then, John. We'll met up one day down here or worst comes to the worst ^^^^^^ up thataway or down there VVVVV, it depends.

..Wot? You, me and Ian, maybe Billy? With my ex wives etc? Perish the thought...... Well, on second thoughts, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Jan met Ian...

[4bee]

..Wot? You, me and Ian, maybe Billy? With my ex wives etc? Perish the thought...... Well, on second thoughts, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Jan met Ian...

That rough is he?


Yeah, maybe we could book an Ultra Heated Booth? Maybe the local Institute building?

[Tins]

That rough is he?

Dunno about that, but Jan could be pretty ****ing scary when she had the mind. Ian and I have certain, shall we say, similarities. Those things she didn't like about me... You can see where this'll go. She's been gone four years and she's still got me by the goolies.

[4bee]

Dunno about that, but Jan could be pretty ****ing scary when she had the mind. Ian and I have certain, shall we say, similarities. Those things she didn't like about me... You can see where this'll go. She's been gone four years and she's still got me by the goolies.

That must be a "pleasant reassurance" for you. Does she squeeze hard or threaten to rip 'em off?? I remember on here when she left. I can't believe it is 4 years.

[Tins]

That must be a "pleasant reassurance" for you. Does she squeeze hard or threaten to rip 'em off?? I remember on here when she left. I can't believe it is 4 years.

Neither can I. It seems like yesterday, but it seems like a lifetime.

Squeeze was the first hint... Rip 'em off was always the possibility. Tone of voice and set of the shoulders was the giveaway.

**** cancer.

[Tins]

Neither can I. It seems like yesterday, but it seems like a lifetime.

Squeeze was the first hint... Rip 'em off was always the possibility. Tone of voice and set of the shoulders was the giveaway.

**** cancer.

Four years of no Christmas. I can't blame her kids, it was bloody rough for them too. On the bright side, my son and his family, wife and two boys, 10 and 7, will be here, near me, for the absolute first time for Christmas. I will see them on that day for the first time, so there can be blessings in all of the hurt.

[4bee]

Neither can I. It seems like yesterday, but it seems like a lifetime.

Squeeze was the first hint... Rip 'em off was always the possibility. Tone of voice and set of the shoulders was the giveaway.

**** cancer.

Blimey! I still have mine,I think, haven't been game to look of late.

Cancer. There is a lot of it around still. My Dad went at age 49, in 1957, left wife & 5 boys.

Today there is excellent treatment but back then they burned buggery out of him with their new fangled ray treatments. Probably he was a Lab Mouse. ****ed his voice box & chest was burnt to buggery but back then that was it or nothing.

[4bee]

Four years of no Christmas. I can't blame her kids, it was bloody rough for them too. On the bright side, my son and his family, wife and two boys, 10 and 7, will be here, near me, for the absolute first time for Christmas. I will see them on that day for the first time, so there can be blessings in all of the hurt.

I'm pleased to hear that. Value that time, John. Eldest daughter ,we have not seen for 20+ years although she lives within 30 ks Her choice, her loss. She'd be like a complete stranger now if she rocked up.

But then she also distanced herself from her Sister & Aunts so ****em. No explanation to any of us.

Off now to see if the Brits MCC can save themselves a tanned arse, not suntanned, a bloody good seeing to. They start late in the arvo & play under Lights until 10. It was interesting night before last when a Thunderstorm with Lightning passed over. Started a few small fires but no-one was injured that I can see.
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[BradC]

**** cancer.

In 100 foot burning letters and with an un-lubricated pineapple.