Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

[4bee]

I was always told “floor sweepings”🤪

Naaaaaahhhhh that is Instant Coffee & Tea Bags of all brands.


Btw, if you get done whilst robbing said Bank you'll get done for that as well.

[4bee]

You're all wrong, it's called Windsor Sausage, probably after that Pommie Sheila with the corgis.

That Pommie Sheila to whom you refer is HM the Q, me mate. Gor' bless the old Queen. ,tips lid in reverence.



Windsor Sausage? Never heard it referred to or labelled as such. I suspect that moniker was from the days of Edward V111 who apparently had a little Cock/Dick. A touch of sarcasm as it were by Australians.

His missus knew ways to get around that little problem apparently, because of "tricks" she picked up in her time in the Far East.

So I understand.

[JDNSW]

Windsor is the NSW name of the sausage referred to above, which was generally know as "German" sausage before 1914. Other states came up with other names in the avalanche of renaming that swept the Empire in the few years after 1914, even extending to the family name of the august house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

Not restricted to names of food and family, this renaming extended to place names, for example, Germanton in NSW became Holbrook, named after a Pom whose main claim to fame was killing Turks who were German allies.

[Gav 110]

Naaaaaahhhhh that is Instant Coffee & Tea Bags of all brands.


Btw, if you get done whilst robbing said Bank you'll get done for that as well.

That’s why international roast tastes so good 🤮

No need to rob a bank, I alway do as the book says, the rules are there for a reason.
Marron ain’t like the yabby, give them a chance and a couple of marron gives a feed, minimum sizes and bag limits are there so they gat a chance to reproduce and the future Land Rover nuts (and the people who drive other brands) have a chance to get a feed in the future

[4bee]

That’s why international roast tastes so good 🤮

No need to rob a bank, I alway do as the book says, the rules are there for a reason.
Marron ain’t like the yabby, give them a chance and a couple of marron gives a feed, minimum sizes and bag limits are there so they gat a chance to reproduce and the future Land Rover nuts (and the people who drive other brands) have a chance to get a feed in the future

Reminds me of an incident a few years ago when Kangaroo Island went up in flames & CFS from the mainland were called in I had reason to visit one bloke's property & he proudly showed me Marron ex KI Marron Farm.
He stated that it was illegal to bring them back but the CFS Crews managed it by transporting them in partly filled water tanks on the trucks.


Proud he was too.

[Gav 110]

Reminds me of an incident a few years ago when Kangaroo Island went up in flames & CFS from the mainland were called in I had reason to visit one bloke's property & he proudly showed me Marron ex KI Marron Farm.
He stated that it was illegal to bring them back but the CFS Crews managed it by transporting them in partly filled water tanks on the trucks.


Proud he was too.

Pest species in SA
If you catch one, you’re not aloud to return it to the water, what a shame
I suppose you just have to eat it

[4bee]

Pest species in SA
If you catch one, you’re not aloud to return it to the water, what a shame
I suppose you just have to eat it

I bet they did too. These were from a Marron Farm from onsite Tanks.

[4bee]

That’s why international roast tastes so good 🤮

No need to rob a bank, I alway do as the book says, the rules are there for a reason.
Marron ain’t like the yabby, give them a chance and a couple of marron gives a feed, minimum sizes and bag limits are there so they gat a chance to reproduce and the future Land Rover nuts (and the people who drive other brands) have a chance to get a feed in the future

Of course it would be remiss of me to omit "PABLO" Crap. Should be a Health Warning on some of this crap.

Insert chunder smiley here.

[Tins]

Does not contain tripe, despite the rumour.

DL

Doesn't need to. It IS tripe.

[Tins]

Pretty harsh there Tins

And here I was, holding back