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  1. 14th September 2010, 11:06 PM #1271
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrturboD View Post
    Not many people know of this interesting fact!



    In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

    In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrturboD View Post
    Not many people know of this interesting fact!



    In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.

    In 1873 the Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
    How do you ozzies know about so much about sheep anatomy???? is it taught at primary school still ? you must shag your sheep in strange ways over there?
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    I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
    I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
    He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    How do you ozzies know about so much about sheep anatomy???? is it taught at primary school still ? you must shag your sheep in strange ways over there?
    Nah. It's because so many EnZedders have moved here, they've told us all about it. There's well over 1/2 million Kiwis in Oz.




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    "I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
    I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
    He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
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    "I came out the back of this Pub in Palmerston North one time, and there was Kiwi fella getting intimately acquainted with a sheep.
    I said, "Oi mate! Back in Australia, we shear them!"
    He said, "Puss orf, I'm not shearin this with anyone, eh!"





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    Quote Originally Posted by p38arover View Post
    There's well over 1/2 million Kiwis in Oz.

    And that has maybe raised the mean IQ level of both countries.

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    The reason New Zealand is prohibited from exporting Yoghurt to Australia is because it's their only living culture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hymie View Post
    The reason New Zealand is prohibited from exporting Yoghurt to Australia is because it's their only living culture.
    Remember the 'Nightlife in NZ' t-shirts with nothing but a big black square when the plug was pulled on Orkland?

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