Thread: Jokes

Police are looking for a man who is refusing to update his PDF reader.

He's described as 37, single, with no fixed adobe.

Not a joke, but a recommendation. Find a way to get the Aussie film "That's not my dog". Some of the best jokes ever, told by masters. It's hilarious. Just don't watch it with the kids, or anyone not broadminded.

Originally Posted by pop058

Been sent a warning or even an infraction for Dodging the Swear Filter lately?

The Mods understand you are trying to do the right thing and that most of you realise the sites continued existance relies on its G rating.
So,


Just Type The Word

we dont care what it is, (though its meaning may need to be considered--)

Just Type The Word


and let the Swear Filter do its job.
One less thing for us all to worry about.

Please, I'm not looking for trouble, this is a serious question: What is the difference between me typing **** and the swear filter typing ****?

I will obey the rules, but I would really like to know.

John,

No difference between you typing **** and the swear filter typing ****

But typing F$#!@ is against the long standing rule the forum has about dodging the swear filter.... so we simply ask people if they need to swear to type the actual word. If the system considers it bad enough it will convert it to ****.

That is simply how the rules have been ever since I joined ( which was quite a long time ago )

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this Flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few Bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length!!..