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Here are a few Land Rover jokes (some may be truths) I came across on another forum
All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends, and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted? - So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for the tow truck
Land Rovers have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's - That's because they are always being towed by Toyotas.
Why do Land Rovers always drive in convoy? The are playing 'Who's the Weakest Link
I always wondered why Land Rover called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc - But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds
When you drive on a motorway, you get these emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers like; police, ambulance, doctor, Land Rover etc.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Landy's users’ manual?
A: The train & bus schedule
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car
Q: How do you make a Landy go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Land Rover is one of the most environmentally friendly cars you can find..
It puts the oil back in the earth
You put your coat on as you get INTO your car.
If, whilst driving, you frequently turn down the volume of the stereo .... to check for new noises.
I can trust my husband: if he stays out all night long it's because he's stuck in the forest and not because of another women.
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And will I have the time to read it??
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Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.comAs soon as I saw that, I knew I was in the joke thread!Originally Posted by V8Ian
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
Swaggie
That's rich coming from a Far Westie resident of the Plains of Emu. Sydney's west has been described as the classless society, no class.
URSUSMAJOR
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But originally from Salisbury (Qld) if I'm not mistaken, Ron needs to come back for a top up of each the afore mentioned attributes.That's rich coming from a Far Westie resident of the Plains of Emu. Sydney's west has been described as the classless society, no class.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.comNo. Born in Sydney (Crown St), lived in Albury, Harris Park, Dolans Bay, St Marys, Rylstone, St Marys (all NSW) then moved to Qld — Calamvale for final year of primary school, then all high school at Salisbury (living first at Calamvale then Inala then back at Calamvale. As soon as I finished high school, it was back to St Marys in NSW.But originally from Salisbury (Qld) if I'm not mistaken, Ron needs to come back for a top up of each the afore mentioned attributes.
After that it was Moree (NSW), Ceduna (SA), Carnarvon (WA), Penrith (NSW), Emu Plains (NSW), Riyadh (Saudi Arabia), Norfolk Island, and now back in Emu Plains.
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
Super Moderator
A nomad eh?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Moderator
Calamvale State School? I went there but probably a few years after you
06 SE V6 Discovery 3
Wizard
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four 'leaks' behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You sound like one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer!"
Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.com1960 for me. It was a three-roomed school. Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth Grades all shared the same room and teacher. I was the only boy in Eighth Grade.Calamvale State School? I went there but probably a few years after you
I lived at what was locally called "the big house". It was the only two-storey house at Calamvale.
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
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