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  1. 13th May 2016, 09:52 PM #3241
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    I used to be into Beastiality, Necrophilia and BDSM... until I realised I was just flogging a dead horse
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    Funny word necrophilia, originally from the greek language.

    Necros meaning the dead, and philia, the verb, to fill.


    I made a promise about necrophilia once, specifically passive necrophilia, I promised that as I live and breath I'll never do that.
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    Two very sick puppies.
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  4. 14th May 2016, 06:31 PM #3244
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    You're into polygamy?
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    No but these relationships tend to go bad after a short romance so it's good to have a back up.
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    Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?
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    Yes,, if they're necrogastronomes
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    Are they smaller than standard necrogastros?
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    Yes but they come with regular fries.
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    What's the difference between a Gold Fish and a Mountain Goat?













    Answer: A Gold Fish mucks about the Fountain.
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