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  1. 1st February 2018, 10:38 AM #4311
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    might have a volume 2 of the joke book...
    and special edition: Dad jokes...
    Book or parchment/wax tablets
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  2. 2nd February 2018, 08:09 PM #4312
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    Camels

    Why are camels called ships of the desert ?
    Last edited by Pedro_The_Swift; 3rd February 2018 at 06:05 AM. Reason: This is G rated Hodgo??
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    I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there.

    He said he can't complain.
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  4. 3rd February 2018, 07:48 AM #4314
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    Quote Originally Posted by hodgo View Post
    Why are camels called ships of the desert ?


    Rats. Now I really want to know why camels are called ships of the desert.
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  5. 3rd February 2018, 08:17 AM #4315
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    Google it for the answer. I laughed harder than I'd laughed for a while reading that one
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    A Blonde is in a queue at the bus stop, wearing a tight leather skirt. When it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
    Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
    For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, and much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the impatient driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
    By this time, a large Texan man who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus so she could pay her fare.
    The blonde was furious "How dare you touch my body?! I don't even know who you are!”
    The Texan smiled and replied, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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  7. 3rd February 2018, 08:27 AM #4317
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    Google it for the answer. I laughed harder than I'd laughed for a while reading that one
    Oldie but a goodie, I'm surprised the joke Meister that is Mitch hadn't heard it!

    I still can't believe hodgo posted it!!
    I think I laughed more because he actually did post it!
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    There is one about the arabs inventing the condom from the intestine of a goat...
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  9. 3rd February 2018, 09:45 AM #4319
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    Quote Originally Posted by hodgo View Post
    Why are camels called ships of the desert ?


    I know the Aussie version of that joke, since we have lots of camels here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Mod hat on.
    Of late some of the posts in this thread have become somewhat coarse. Please remember that this is a "G" Rated forum, and post accordingly; if it's not suitable for your daughter, wife, sister or gran, it's not suitable here.
    Please remember, nothing's changed.
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