Thread: Jokes

It just feels like ten extra years!

Does anyone else find that Vampires are a pain in the neck?

Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

Does anyone else find that Vampires are a pain in the neck?

Yeah, they really suck!

And they refuse to work day shifts.

People are always amazed at the skilled Tattoo Artists in Spain.


No one expects the Spanish ink precision...

I am inquisitive about that!

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $20 and a note in his
mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a
bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.He follows the
dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, then trots
across the road to a bus-stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on
the bench.When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the
number, then boards the bus.The butcher follows, dumbstruck.As the bus
travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he
stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then the butcher
follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step.
He barks repeatedly. No answer. He goes back down the path,takes a big
run,and throws himself (Whap!) against the door. He does this again and
again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks
repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.

Eventually a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog .
The butcher runs up screams at the guy:

"What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!

”The owner responds, "Genius, my arse.

It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

Laugh at your problems , everybody else does .