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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    sorry... but I need to vent!!!! JokesJokesJokes
    I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. Last night I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 24 hours later I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." JokesJokesJokes No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr... I'll tell you what... I am NEVER buying another Lottery Ticket from there again!
    You silly sod...I waisted minutes of my life reading that.
    I got got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saulman1010 View Post
    I got got.
    look on the bright side...

    you weren't alone
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    hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by incisor View Post
    look on the bright side...

    you weren't alone
    No, he was not alone but unlike me he probably hadn't heard it before.
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.

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    Julia knew she was smart. She was one of those clever children, the kind of child who figures out early on that parents aren’t all-powerful and all-knowing.


    The first time she realized this was when she got scared. There had been a noise in her room, coming from under her bed, or from the closet.


    Julia ran down the hall, crying, “Mommy! Daddy!”


    “What’s wrong, honey?”


    “I huh-heard a m-monster,” Julia glubbed.


    She expected them to comfort her, or roll their eyes, or get annoyed. Instead, they jumped up immediately and raced to her bedroom, where they checked under the bed, inspected the closet, and tested the window lock. They poked, prodded, and scoured every inch.


    Julia caught on quickly. She knew what they were doing. By taking her fears seriously, they were showing their little girl that she was safe and loved. They had probably read about it in some book.


    But the lesson Julia learned was that she had power. Thereafter, waking her parents became a nightly event. Julia would scream and cry, they would rush to her bedroom, and Julia would hide her grin behind tears. But not once did they ever complain.


    One night she could stand it no longer, and she burst out laughing when Daddy fell down while examining the light fixture, as if a monster could fit up there.


    “What’s so funny?” he asked, rubbing his backside.


    “You,” Julia smirked. “You always believe me.”


    Daddy wasn’t angry. He just looked at Mommy.


    “Once,” he said quietly, “just once, we didn’t believe your brother.”


    And Julia, an only child, did not sleep well that night.
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    I always thought "jokes" were meant to be humorous?
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    ^^ Yeah that mum and kid dying in a house fire crosses a line IMHO. Pretty sure, from my memory of previous posts over the years, that there's more than one person on the forum who've known people who have died in a house fire.

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    I read it three times .still couldn't see the funny side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
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    Bit dark Eevo
    Last edited by V8Ian; 7th November 2018 at 09:25 PM. Reason: Remove quote.

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    apologies. i thought it was inspiring.
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    2008 RRS, TDV8
    1995 VS Clubsport

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    2002 VY SS Ute, 300kw
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