Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by jonesfam

It's my daughter 32nd birthday tomorrow.
I will celebrate for exactly half a minute.

Our daughter's 32nd is this weekend. I'll pass that one on.

Originally Posted by 67hardtop

Sick

if they didnt want jokes made about them, they shouldnt of killed their kid.

Originally Posted by p38arover

Our daughter's 32nd is this weekend. I'll pass that one on.

That went down like a lead balloon - she's turning 34, not 32.

if they didnt want jokes made about them, they shouldnt of killed their kid.

As the best crime solving brains in Europe have apparently investigated this, then if you have more conclusive info then you really should contact New Scotland Yard with it.

You have haven't you? .................................................. ............................................. Thought not.


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Originally Posted by 4bee

As the best crime solving brains in Europe have apparently investigated this, then if you have more conclusive info then you really should contact New Scotland Yard with it.

You have haven't you? .................................................. ............................................. Thought not.


Think of all the engines you may be able to use the Reward Money for, Eevo.

if the police didnt screw up the initial investigation...

Originally Posted by Eevo

if they didnt want jokes made about them, they shouldnt of killed their kid.

I hate American spell check! You were, obviously, trying to say "shouldn't have killed their kid" or perhaps " offed their kid"?

Originally Posted by Saitch

I hate American spell check! You were, obviously, trying to say "shouldn't have killed their kid" or perhaps " offed their kid"?

yep, too much amercian tv for me.

if the police didnt screw up the initial investigation...

Or if they hadn't gone out to dinner leaving the child behind, or if, or if, or if, ad infinitum.

I hate American spell check! You were, obviously, trying to say "shouldn't have killed their kid" or perhaps " offed their kid"?

Or Topped their kid.