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  1. 13th January 2020, 09:30 AM #5541
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    A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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  2. 13th January 2020, 09:35 AM #5542
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    DNA, an acronym for National Dyslexic Association.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
    Reminds me of this sign at the Leonay Golf Club:

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    And this one at the Red Cow pub in Penrith.

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    Q, How do you make a sausage roll?


    A, Push it down a hill
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    YIKES!

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  6. 14th January 2020, 07:33 PM #5546
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    Q, How do you make a sausage roll?


    A, Push it down a hill
    Our oldest son, now 38, told us that joke when he was 4.
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    I'm making a documentary about how to fly a plane.


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    My wife told me that the word "gullible" did not appear in the dictionary.


    I checked, and it was there.


    What an idiot she is.
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    Q Whats the difference Cinderella and a Victorian football team ?

    A Cinderella wanted to get to the Ball .
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    Q Why did Tasmanian's evolve to grow two heads ?

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