Thread: Jokes

Not as silly as it looks first off.

No Supermarkets, no punchups, no racial brawls, et al.

It doesn't appear as if wiping his arse would present a problem.

My small son was in the chemist with me. He was very interested in the bright packaging of packets of Condoms. A bit taken back I decided to be a good dad and simply be honest and explain contraception and adults making love not babies.

He asked about a packet of 3. I told him the pack of three was for young gents. One for Friday, One for Saturday and One for Sunday.

He asked about a packet of 6- I explained that's for university or 20 year olds- Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday
Very enthusiastically he then asked about a packet of 12 - That for married people. One for January, One for Feb.......

Good come back Divs.

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My wife insists she doesn't want to go to the 80's pop fancy dress party.


But I remain Adamant.

A friend with contacts in China has advised me not to get Covid-19 but wait for September when Covid-20 Pro will be released