Thread: Jokes

That was funny the first time round, only a few pages back.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

That was funny the first time round, only a few pages back.

forgot where im up to in the joke book.

99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

Originally Posted by Eevo

forgot where im up to in the joke book.

You didn't post it.

Originally Posted by Eevo

99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

and there are two other types of people...

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling
wife, who is definitely not happy. “Where the hell have been all night” she demands. “At this
fantastic new bar” he says. “It’s called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. Its got huge
golden doors, a golden floor and what’s more the urinal’s gold.”
The wife doesn’t believe him and the next day she checks the phone book and finds a listing for The
Golden Saloon, which is on the other side of town.
She rings the number to check out her husbands story and she asks “Is this the Golden Saloon” when
a male answers the phone. “Yes it is” replies the man.
She asks, “Do you have golden doors.” He says, “We certainly do.”
She then asks whether the floor is golden and the man says, “We most certainly do.”
“What about golden urinals” the wife asks.
There is a long pause and then she hears the man yelling out, “He Duke, I think I’ve got a lead on the
guy who ****ed in your saxophone last night.”

Originally Posted by Eevo

99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

Shouldn't that be 0.1%?? 1

Originally Posted by 67hardtop

Shouldn't that be 0.1%?? 1

that was the joke lol