Thread: Jokes

Maybe not a joke but I couldn't see where else to post this ...........

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand

And another one ........

A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli,
"whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

The new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Originally Posted by rick130

Shirley it would give up & move to Vic.? I'm sure there are heaps more in there, Degreaser, Varnish, CTC, et al.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Shirley it would give up & move to Vic.? I'm sure there are heaps more in there, Degreaser, Varnish, CTC, et al.

I'm surprised it's not blue.

Originally Posted by Xtreme

Maybe not a joke but I couldn't see where else to post this ...........

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand

So she became a Tart instead?

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