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  1. 9th October 2020, 03:41 PM #6471
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    Must be right ,I doubt it would be Passover Bacon.
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    Apparently, due to some lifting of restrictions, Lego stores are starting to reopen.
    People are lining up for blocks.
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    What’s the similarity between a dog and a blind Gyno...
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    Both have wet noses.
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    Why are there so many female archaeologists?
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    They just love digging up the past.
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    What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter F.
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    After completion of eye surgery Mr Smith is lead by hand into the doctors office. "Mr Smith, I have some good news & bad news".
    "OK give me the good news."
    "You're getting a new dog".
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    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.​


    The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ........... but they kind of taste like peppermint.​

    Edit- No messages left but several calls from a silent number. Is some ones asking for the pills for their bull?
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