Thread: Jokes

Here are some potato jokes I heard on the radio, and one of my own.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spectator.

What do you call a potato that won't just dive into a pool?

A hesitator.

What do you call an authoritarian potato?

A dictator.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Oh dear!

That drawing is ’Fawntastic’...

Doh!

Word of the day (again) is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): a follower of the political wind; one whose actions are guided entirely by the whims and desires of their boss.

A Self funded retiree drove his brand new Land rover to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,


"I'm too old for this nonsense !"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying,

" Have a good day, Sir "...