Thread: Jokes

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A guy goes to the dentist to have a tooth extracted.
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:
" I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on
suffocates me!'
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.
"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.
"What are they?" he says.
"Viagra," says the dentist.
"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to
when I pull your tooth out."

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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As humorous as that is, I do wonder how many very wrong decisions & advice were given by those ****pots for which residents are having to put up with these days.

Originally Posted by 4bee

As humorous as that is, I do wonder how many very wrong decisions & advice were given by those ****pots for which residents are having to put up with these days.

Probably.... No, I won't say that....

Originally Posted by Tins

Probably.... No, I won't say that....

Say what?

Originally Posted by 4bee

Say what?

Huh?

Originally Posted by Tins

Huh?

Half past two.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Half past two.

Two thirty?

Time to go to your Chinese dentist.

DL