Page 790 of 935 FirstFirst ... 290690740780788789790791792800840890 ... LastLast
Results 7,891 to 7,900 of 9350

Thread: Jokes

  1. #7891
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Київ
    Posts
    3,042
    Total Downloaded
    0
    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

  2. #7892
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    The Hills.
    Posts
    19,161
    Total Downloaded
    152.79 MB
    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Ah so.
    Ah sup
    ​JayTee

    Nullus Anxietus

    Cancer is gender blind.

    2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
    1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
    1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
    OKApotamus #74
    Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.

  3. #7893
    Join Date
    Apr 2019
    Location
    Koojan WA (part time Perth)
    Posts
    1,197
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    Not a pleasant thought🤮🤮

    Your a bad man Sash🤣
    1985 110 Dual Cab 4.6 R380 ARB Lockers (currently NIS due to roof kissing road)
    1985 110 Station Wagon 3.5 LT85 (unmolested blank canvas)

  4. #7894
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    The Hills.
    Posts
    19,161
    Total Downloaded
    152.79 MB
    My grandad told this story, which he swore was true.

    Some fancy black tie dinner somewhere, in the 1930s. Lot s of bigjobs making speeches. Tables of diplomats and the like, eating and enjoying a wine. One of the chaps at his table spied a Chinese man sitting with them. Probably not common then. So, this chap would lean across as each course was dispatched and say "you likee soup?', or "you likee lamb?' and "you likee wine?" Then, this Chinese man was called to speak, and spoke for 20 minutes in perfectly nuanced and accented English. On point and eloquent. He returned to the table, amid much applause, and leant to this bloke and said "you likee speech?".

    My grandad wasn't a liar......
    ​JayTee

    Nullus Anxietus

    Cancer is gender blind.

    2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
    1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
    1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
    OKApotamus #74
    Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.

  5. #7895
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Back down the hill.
    Posts
    29,768
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Is it any wonder Scott Morrison's Wee account was hacked, the password was ozpm123.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
    http://www.aulro.com/afvb/signaturepics/sigpic20865_1.gif

  6. #7896
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Київ
    Posts
    3,042
    Total Downloaded
    0
    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

  7. #7897
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Київ
    Posts
    3,042
    Total Downloaded
    0
    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

  8. #7898
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Київ
    Posts
    3,042
    Total Downloaded
    0
    My morning tea break yesterday morning after NZ lockdown and patients panicking and trying to book in at three times the normal rate...
    FJ71BlcXwAMmzqT.jpeg
    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

  9. #7899
    NavyDiver's Avatar
    NavyDiver is offline Very Very Lucky! Gold Subscriber
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    10,246
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Forgive me mods!

    Australian Navy just fixed the Ukrainian situation. The Ruby Princess is being deployed to Russian now.

    _111391114_gettyimages-1213428645.jpg

  10. #7900
    350RRC's Avatar
    350RRC is offline ForumSage Silver Subscriber
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Bellarine Peninsula, Brackistan
    Posts
    5,501
    Total Downloaded
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    Forgive me mods!

    Australian Navy just fixed the Ukrainian situation. The Ruby Princess is being deployed to Russian now.

    _111391114_gettyimages-1213428645.jpg
    As a troop ship? Hospital ship?

    DL

Page 790 of 935 FirstFirst ... 290690740780788789790791792800840890 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Search AULRO.com ONLY!
Search All the Web!