My grandad told this story, which he swore was true.
Some fancy black tie dinner somewhere, in the 1930s. Lot s of bigjobs making speeches. Tables of diplomats and the like, eating and enjoying a wine. One of the chaps at his table spied a Chinese man sitting with them. Probably not common then. So, this chap would lean across as each course was dispatched and say "you likee soup?', or "you likee lamb?' and "you likee wine?" Then, this Chinese man was called to speak, and spoke for 20 minutes in perfectly nuanced and accented English. On point and eloquent. He returned to the table, amid much applause, and leant to this bloke and said "you likee speech?".
My grandad wasn't a liar......
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