Thread: Jokes

An oldie but a goodie..
And from personal experience something you don't tell in french at your celebration at passing advanced french at the local branch of the Alliance Francaise......

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich

My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating.
It was a house warming gift.

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating.
It was a house warming gift.

I reckon they'd appreciate that more than setting fire to their joint as an alternative.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

An oldie but a goodie..
And from personal experience something you don't tell in french at your celebration at passing advanced french at the local branch of the Alliance Francaise......

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich

That reminds me of the other olde one.

Bloke goes into a Lunch Shoppe........ Spell it.

"FUNEM? SVFM. FUNEX? SVFX. MNX42"

Good one Ronnies

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was missing.

(Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was missing.)




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