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  1. 20th March 2024, 02:19 PM #8851
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    I'm the president of the Sydney Harbour Bridge Golden Rivet Appreciation Association. You can join for a small $15,000.00 fee if you like.
    Is that a once only backhander/discount or will your lot hit me again each week for said amount? I claim a Discount of $7,500. & all me being a Founder & all.


    Please send it PO Box xyz Bullibakanka to show me you are genuine, in new notes of course, but to tell the truth I wasn't sure you were not a Sydney Gangsta.


    Great doing business with you.

    NB This is a secret deal & we both are the only ones who know about it Schtum is the woid, well it was the woid NB Scrotum is really the woid

    Bloody online dictionaries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    It can't go off topic because there is none. Word association. Association is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the "associations" people make bewilder me. As some of mine do to others I suspect.
    Hold my beer…
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    Jokes

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    Hold my beer…
    Be careful, may be stepping onto hallowed ground……

    They say a picture is worth a thousand words as well.
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  4. 21st March 2024, 08:33 AM #8854
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    Hold my beer…
    These days your beer is safe with me....
    ​JayTee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    These days your beer is safe with me....

    Don't even be tempted, my son.
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    Naughty bits? Not really

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Don't even be tempted, my son.
    Not a chance. Those days are gone.
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    My friend just messaged me this!

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