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    Quote Originally Posted by 3toes;[URL="tel:3233896"
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    We had Inters rather than Bedfords but the principle stands.
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    Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, they refused and slammed the door in my face.

    My parents are the worst.

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    When it comes to excessive drinking, the stage after hammered is ssshhhammered.
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    Growing up smarter

    I used to cut my sandwich into four pieces.


    Now I am older I can't eat as much so I only cut it in to two pieces.

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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

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    Sun burn tip

    I’ve been taking some Viagra medication for my sunburn.

    It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs in bed at night.

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    Taking Viagra is like putting a flagpole on a condemned building.
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    Hi,
    Used in aged care, to stop senior gentlemen rolling out of bed.
    Cheers

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    Two Land Rover men discussing a series Land Rover owned by one of them.
    Land Rover man no.1 "What's it like on fuel?".
    Land Rover man no.2 "Not too bad. It runs mostly on oil....".

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