Thread: JOKES (Part 3)

Thats an absolute killer disco95 [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

It'd wanna be good, it's the first joke I've put up. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

stolen from RR and Disco forum

One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a
car pulled up beside him and wound down its window. "I'll
give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and 10 bucks" the driver asked.

"I said no way" replied the boy

"What about a bag of lollies and 50 bucks?" asked the
driver.

"No, I'm not getting in the car." answered the boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and $100" the driver
offered.

"No!" replied the boy.

"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.

The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Land Cruiser,
you live with it!"

smart kid

The Girls Skinny Dipping and the Old Farmer

An old farmer near Cairns had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large dam in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts and some apple trees. The dam was properly shaped
and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam, to look
things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees. As he neared
the dam he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end of the dam. One of the women shouted
"We're not getting out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said.....

"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the dam naked." Holding up the bucket he said..

"I'm here to feed the crocodile."

MORAL: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every time!!

Another little Johnny one:

Teacher asks the class to think up different ways of using the word indefinitely.

Little Mary puts up her hand: "Because of the strike, the buses were delayed indefinitely".

"Very good" says teacher, "anyone else?".

Little Sally puts up her hand: "Because of the weather, the planes were delayed indefinitely".

"No, that's too similar to Mary's sentence, does anyone have anything different?".

Little Johnny sticks up his hand, teacher groans inwardly, but decides he can't do too much with this one...."ok Johnny"

"As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew I was in, definitely!"

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] Frenchie! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

now that one was PURE GOLD!!!!

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Cheers
Knight :wink:

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Inner Beauty.

If it's inn'er, Beauty!